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borderlineharveydent

a parade of porgs checking out your dash

1-800-goblins

ruinedchildhood

It (2017)

ruinedchildhood

Anderson Cooper Responds to Finding Out His Ancestor Was Killed By His Slave

illmaticraj

I can’t believe there are people out there that haven’t seen this before

paninimami

Throwback lol

telvi1

I feel old lol

unclewalk-deactivated20190218

No really. How old is this. Rcause I have never seen this before today

laurdlannister-kingslayer

early 2000s

travalicious

hesitant-butthole-deactivated20

That’s me, I’m Holt.

ralsky

Best moment in all of B99

stanleykubricky-deactivated2026

meanplastic

goingtobuffalo

lol at how gay people think they’re oppressed…..walk a mile in a minecraft youtuber’s shoes and tell me how you feel then 🙄😑

verticallinetest

👀💅🏽☕️

alongfalltothetop-deactivated20

Oh I’m an asshole.

So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then flipped me off.

So somebody is having a bad day and taking it out on me. That’s fine. It’s harmless, and I don’t know what’s going on in this woman’s life. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt she’s not just a piece of shit and is just having a bad day.

But then I park and she follows me, and gets out of the car and starts swearing at me and getting in my face.

Now I go from “indifferent” to “I’m gonna fuck with this woman’s head.” Now I would say I’m a gentleman of size, and in all black and bemohawked I probably look spookier than I actually am, so props to this lady for getting in my face. Now of course I’m not going to hit her, or even threaten violence. That’s shitty. Nobody should get threatened with violence.

Instead, I take a step back, narrowing my eyes like I’m studying her face really closely, and then I touch one of the several piece of “occulty” jewelry I’m wearing (none of which, by the way, are magicked in any way at all). Then I mumble some nonsense under my breath, and then make the fig gesture and the horns at her.

She stops, wide-eyed.

“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?”

I chuckled, and shake my head. “Nothing at all.” I say in a not-terrible convincing voice. “But every time something bad happens to you today, you’re gonna be thinking of me.”

Then I winked at her, and walked away.