memoirs of a gaylord x

twenty three. leeds.

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

[evan-collins90]

Looks like my scan from the cyber-genx corporate fb group is making the rounds all over the place; if you’re interested in more I have an are.na with hundreds of examples!

Here’s the are.na: https://www.are.na/evan-collins-1522646491/cyber-gen-x-corporate

[geneva-diva]

[pilesofgryles]

whenever i hit the clubs bouncers be like “I.D. please”

no problem

[snorlaxatives]

remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy

[juanulove]

you, uncultured swine: balenciaga

me, omniscient being: balegdeh 

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[tennisarchive]

1998

Venus Williams playing her 1st Australian Open

[adarchives]

Nokia 8810 in i-D December 1998

[web1995]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[stupidcommentdepository]

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

[b3nxyz]

i’ve taken two beta blockers, some cbd gummies bears (lmao) and some cocodamol am i going to feel inner peace

[beyond-mogai-pride-flags]

Is there an orientation for only feeling sexually satisfied when you see a cloud? I'm attracted to all genders, but sex is only pleasing if I can look outside and see a cloud in the sky. I don't know what to call it. Cloudpansexual? Cloudpan?

I don’t think there are yet, but that could work as a newly coined term.

[beyond-mogai-pride-flags]

Pansexual Terato- Pride Flag

Pansexual: sexual attraction to all genders or regardless of gender.

Terato-: attraction to monsters.

-Fy

[5u5]

thats just the way the pussy crumbles

[daisiesandbumblebees]

please see a gynecologist

[swarnpert]

british ppl be like……today is chewsday

[memorycycle]