dad had sex with my turtle?

in this household, we stan NBC

[loveable-sea-lemon]

idk if i already posted this but it’s funny enough to repost it

[ID: Holt from Brooklyn 99 sitting at his desk with captions reading “the 21st night of Spetember? Yes, I remember.”]

[b99-daily]

if you don’t like taylor swift i’m sorry for your loss 😔

[b99-daily]

“not all men” you’re right, jake peralta from the 99th precinct would never do this

[oooy]

The amount of drama this radiates

[argillinath]

[janinegregory]

[nessa007]

All’s well that ends well to end up with you.

[peraltasames]

So, when did you decide to propose? Well, we were just hanging out one night, and I looked over at Amy and it hit me. She’s incredible, and my best friend, and I just knew in that moment that I wanted to spend my life with her.

[tylrgalpins]

make me choose » anonymous asked:

↳ jake peralta or steve harrington

[macperalta]

I thought you liked your brothers.

↳ requested by anonymous

[jonahsimms]

#the b99 fandom after may 11, 2018

[jonahsimms]

send jake peralta flowers 2k19

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[imovedtomynewblog-deactivated20]

How much did you spend on tonight? $1,400, but all of it’s on credit cards, so it’s, like, $5 a month for the next 2,000 years. I do not like Amy! You’re putting a lot of effort into a joke. Why don’t you sit down and have a real conversation with her?

[moon-covey]

[amystiago]

brooklyn 99 // one gif per episode - charges and specs

[helz-belz]

Man, B99 did Holt so right. He’s not just gay as lip service, he’s visibly gay. We see acknowledgement and dealing with homophobia and racism, and his success despite it. We see him advocating and supporting other queer black officers. We meet his husband, not just as a “here he is” but as an actual relationship. Kevin isn’t just a carbon copy of Raymond nor is he a comical opposite. They are similiar enough that you understand how they fell in love, but they are unique personalities. They have troubles and arguments, but stay together and support each other. Honestly they are one of the best on screen couples I’ve seen period, let alone a gay one. He’s also a stoic character who remains stoic while still warming up and having humour and connection with others, without changing his personality to make it easier for the writers. He’s an enjoyable character, and respectfully treated, and I love him and the writers and the actor.