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She/He/They|Biracial|Autistic|Pan| Icon picrew https://picrew.me/image_maker/406707

[parkchanwoohoo]

Realizing that I am not employing enough of my free will to become a nuisance at work

[raine-of-auroria]

Me watching this:

[cowboybarbaryn]

I’m not letting this rot in the tags

[omtai]

How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...

[omtai]

This was me off 1 chocolate croissant

[c-53]

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

[domnika-deactivated20250923]

i would read that fanfic ngl

[c-53]

About my fish??

[graceful-not]

HELP?????

[everyfandom-girl]

YEAH THIS IS SCIENTIFICALLY RECORDED

WOMEN LOVE GAYBOY

[ismenes]

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

[liberaljane]

Busy daydreaming about an accessible future

Digital illustration of a fat brown queer fem. She is seated in a mobility scooter and holding a picket sign that reads, 'if it's not accessible, it's not acceptable.' Her scooter is green and pink, and in the front basket is a white cat holding a fish.

[hr-rep]

Shane getting criticized for not using pride tape and he’s caught on a mic later that week saying I didn’t realize it wasn’t the sucking dick that made me gay but the rainbow . Which is how he comes out.

[hr-rep]

@persimmony-snicket EXACTLYYYY

[wizardarchetypes]

the thing about cutting your bangs at home is that scissors are natural born performers. not many people know this but the soul of a scissors was imbued b y the god of divas. scissors love to cause drama. they revel in it. this is why you must never record yourself while cutting your bangs. it must be you and the mirror alone. the scissors will believe this is just a dress rehearsal and they will behave because they need to save their shocking ad-lib for opening night. you will cut your bangs, the scissors will wait, and your hair will look perfect.

but if you set up a camera, the scissors know this is the main act. and they will betray you for their moment of shock and awe. trust me about this. i have been working with scissors in my bathroom for years across the world and we have an understanding.

[animentality]

[poppyseed-art]

[mutinsfromthemoon]

there’s this belief that ilya is the bottom in their relationship and it doesn’t help he’s so flamboyant and there’s this joke around “he’s gay or european?” which is obviously based on nothing but stereotypes. shane is always carrying ilya’s stuff, and holding ilya’s waist and ilya is always sitting on shane’s lap and doesn’t help at all he’s always making shane’s plate at the gatherings. and one time shane fixed a pipe at one of the centaurs house and the wags spread the story around so people really just assume that shane is the “man” of the house. the thing is that ilya and shane never share, confirm or denies what happens in their private lives. their dynamics is for them only and rose landry

[autie-j]

Something about Nolan's Odyssey just doesn't work for me. Idk if its how grey and colorless it all looks. The fact that its filled to the brim with huge celebrities instead of giving new actors a chance. How hollywood blockbuster it feels. Or that I really don't think the Odyssey really fits in to a movie format in the first place. If you really have to adapt the odyssey I kind of feel a tv show or hell, an animated show, would work better

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i have to butt mog some zoomers

[cheaphalloweencostume]

lo and the spirit compelled me to suffer the zoomers with mine own splendid ass, and to mog the children of men, that they might know the greatness of my hinderparts and thus may know fear🙏🏻

[animentality]

[opossum-mypossum]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[divorcedwife]

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be

[bethanydelleman]

My children are 8 and 10 now and the other day I was thinking, 200 years ago I'd probably have like 4-5 more kids. Or at least 4-5 more pregnancies, who knows how many would have lived. I had two pregnancies and I figured that was enough and I just got to stop. What a beautiful day of being able to have the kids I wanted and then stopping.

[thememedaddy]

[todaysbird]

Today’s bird is two Black-fronted Bulbuls

[kaylmao]

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.