baammmm

just a small town girl

[clickholeofficial]

[lovingofficial]

this sounded so nice until i read the italics

[itquiet-deactivated20240530]

[ntendos-deactivated20160229]

WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER

[rockleeswife]

me: *flips dogs ear inside out* me: can u..,. hear better like this

[stephanieion]

So I was taking photos of my cat:

and he saw the little “on” light of my camera:

and kinda freaked out and tried to grab it:

but then:

[thecutestofthecute]

“”I WILL HAVE IT I WILL” 

[sunrise-surf]

i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view

[martinscorsissy-deactivated2019]

WARNING: STAR WARS SPOILERS

voosh voosh pew pew pew voosh voosh pew pew voosh

[egberts]

what mouse walks on two legs

[striders]

mickey

[egberts]

okay, what duck walks on two legs?

[striders]

donald

[egberts]

no, all of them.

[striders]

this is the last time you make a fool of me in my own house god damnit

[placiddream]

[yeahimadea]

To quote Shakespeare: this was a man

[exactable]

JUST BECAUSE I INSULT MYSELF DOESN’T MEAN ITS OKAY FOR YOU TO 

[doona-baes]

[happy2bsmiling]

Holy shit

[thingsonhazelshead]

[thankuforthecoffee]

My heart says yes but my vocal range says no

[comparingmeerkats]

so u know that theory that ur birthmark is how u died in a past life

me and mary queen of scots are both sagittarius born in the year of the tiger, my birthday is december 6th and hers is december 7th/8th

my birthmark is on the back of my neck in the shape of scotland 

mary queen of scots was queen of scotland and she died from beheading 

im not saying im mary queen of scots reincarnated but like i totally am 

[uneventfulness]

[uneventfulness]

my blog will make you smile

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[tastefullyoffensive]

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