My Blerg

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[psychopass]

[bob-belcher]

[delightfuldisney]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

[teesadutta]

10.14.17

[onlytwitterpics]

[dreadianz]

isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

No, thats rigor mortis

rick and morty is a type of tube-shaped pasta

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

You’re thinking of rigatoni

rick and morty is a numbering system that ranks earthquakes based on seismograph oscillations

[anxietyforest]

no, youre thinking of richter scale.

rick and morty is the pixar movie about a rat who wants to learn how to cook among humans

[unicorn--prince]

nah, thats ratatouille

rick and morty is the rich kid from fairly odd parents 

[bonethievery]

That’s Remy Buxaplenty,

Rick and Morty is when you send somone a link or a video and “Never Give You Up” plays

[cofaqriqus]

you’re thinking of Rickrolling

Rick and Morty is the 1893 short story by Rudyard Kipling about a young mongoose

[toonskribblez]

No that’s Rikki-Tikki-Tavi

Rick and Morty is the guy who sang Livin’ la Vida Loca

[rinnysega]

No that’s Ricky Martin

Rick and Morty is that board game that’s described as “the game of hidden talents”

[dog-gone-it]

No, no, you’re thinking of Rigamarole.

Rick and Morty was a 1991 animated movie about a rooster voiced by country music legend Glen Campbell.

[ninjagofan26]

No, that’s Rock-A-Doodle.

Rick and Morty is a children’s disease caused by a lack of vitamin D that usually results in bow legs.

[bitchassbee]

No, that’s rickets.

Rick and Morty is a period in Europe from the 1300s-1700s usually characterized as a “rebirth” of Greek/Roman values and works.

[stormydragonkai]

No, that’s the Renaissance.

Rick and Morty is a romantic tragedy about two young star-crossed lovers whose deaths ultimately reconcile their feuding families.

[just-a-sinnamon-roll]

No, that’s Romeo and Juliet

Rick and Morty is the capital city of Iceland

[the-princess-bread]

No that’s Reykjavik

Rick and Morty is the US president who resigned after the Watergate scandal. He’s also a huge racist piece of shit.

[stargeezer]

No, you’re thinking of Richard Nixon. Rick and Morty is a cult classic featuring a transvestite scientist

[grislystuckuplover]

No that’s Rocky Horror.

Rick n Morty is that movie made by Tommy Wiseau that was widely regarded as the worst movie of all time

[lunarhobbits]

you’re thinking of the room. rick and morty is that guy who played dark helmet, the scientist in “honey, I shrunk the kids”, and seymor in the little shop of horrors movie.

[wikilifeadvice]

stop your addiction to being right

[maxknightley]

good advice for everyone who isn’t me

[gif87a-com]

[boopsandswoops]

Munch

[wilwheaton]

num num num num num num num ahhhhhhhhh num num num num ahhhhhhhhh

[alfred-e-neuman]

“Please let there be sound”, I said as I clicked play. And there was. And it was exactly what I wanted. 10/10 would listen to little munches again.

[xtec]

Me: hey how’s it going

My Australian friend: ???????

Me: oh sorry

Me: noʎ ǝɹɐ ʍoɥ ʎǝɥ

Them: ohhhhhhh LOL the spiders are coming and I only have minutes left

[horrorandhalloween]

You might think this is a bunny, but is actually a bat

[localstarboy]

Basketball Anime Be Like 😂💀😂

[hunyybrii]

I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!

[doesntmakeitalright]

Old Disneychannel.com Lizzie Mcguire games

[ruinedchildhood]

[vuitton]

[nana-71926]

The most tender gaze.

[sarenraegalpaladin]

he love u

[blood-and-pepper]

@niuniente

[niuniente]

AAAW KITTIES!

[neocypo]

@wtpyrofreak @sorcererlance

[bob-belcher]

[deleteme-adub-deactivated201811]

I get cute for: 1. me 2. to be admired from afar but left the hell alone

[thenatsdorf]

Geese help hedgehog cross street safely. [full video]