Im Still Figuring It Out

My name is Simone. 23. I try to be all positive vibes and good times but I have anxiety.

[uffys-deactivated20241210]

No offence but oh my god

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

I can’t Stop ducking kaughifnbdhdhdhdhdhsBHhshshd

[plasmalogical]

friendly reminder that if youre mean to tigger i WILL pull your whole spine out of you

[whitepeopletwitter]

[curseworm]

finally cured myself of the curse of memory and now i can touch the burners on the stove as many times as i want with all the excitement of new discoveries and none of the knowledge of upcoming pain

[transfemininomenon]

[xanny]

We used to have to take pictures with like. a camera. and then connect it to a computer with a usb to transfer them. to upload to photobucket . im literally shaking

[foobar-the-great]

nobody tell op about having to take literal rolls of film to walmart and then wait 2 weeks to find out whether your finger was in the way

[pissvortex]

for everyone asking why it’s bad to have sex with and marry a 90 year old man with dementia who thinks you’re his dead wife so that you can take his money: please remove your brain from your skull and rinse it off under some hot water to remove the built-up grime that has accumulated over the years of exposure to the internet

[hellsite-yano]

what the fuck did I miss

[worthlessclericbuild]

[deliciousnecks]

Season 1: A Shadows Short: The American Flag

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lymelifecomics-blog]

☁️🚂 When brain fog rolls in, I may forget my own birthday, ask someone’s name 3 times and hold a remote upside down. Lyme can jumble your thoughts, obscure memories, and reduce your focus. When your train of thought crashes, what silly things do you do?

[memesandlaughs]

[lindleland]

So my local shopping centre recently remodeled their toilets. I went to go use one and

my soul fucking left its mortal body for a brief moment

[dontthinkitsknowledge]

[thebootydiaries]

youtuber: WHAT is up everybody, itcha boy back again

me: youre no boy of mine

[just9gag]

When you’re in the 1400’s Florence and your buddy starts coughing

[moony-f]

update: when you’re in Milan in 2020

[sharky857]

update#2: when you’re anywhere in Italy in 2020

[20th-centuryghost]

update#3: when you’re anywhere in 2020

[firesuns-archive]

incomplete list of ordinary things that are intimate when u do them for/with someone u love:

-unbuttoning or unzipping clothing

-putting on their necklace

-any hair touching at all

-giving them a bite of your food and u feed it to them off ur own fork

-catching their eye from across the room

-picking fuzz off their clothing

-cooking together and standing over the same pan while you stir and they add things

-sitting in the same room working on different things together in silence

-teaching them how to do something

-doing something for them bc their hands are full

-grocery shopping together

[mysharona1987]

[i-have-no-gender-only-rage]

One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I have actually had teachers tell me that Texas is the biggest state. We have all just convinced ourselves that Alaska is that small shrunken down thing on most US maps and the people that know it's the largest state can almost never accurately describe how large it is.

For context here is a picture

[captainlordauditor]

what

[guardianofscrewingup]

It has a national park that’s bigger than maine. Or Switzerland. A park. 

I lived in Alaska for two years and I will never get over the sheer overwhelming bigness of it. 

Nights where the sky is clear you can see clusters of stars or the Northern Lights dancing. When the lights are rippling especially strong and fast you can hear a static crackle in the air. When the moon is out after it’s snowed, you don’t need flashlights to see. Everything glows and glimmers like polished quartz.  

But when the sky is clouded over so you can’t see the stars, you can kind of almost sense the mountains towering over you and helping to block out the light, these giant monoliths acting like this void darker than your soul. I’ve never experience night like Alaska night. 

Everything is big, the mountains, the sky, the valleys. 

And the dark. 

[thedeliverygod]

what the fuck

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

youre nb but you call yourself a bitch (bitch is a FEMALE dog btw) why???

i am on the FLOOR

[gendergenius]

bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard

[zinnia-apologist-deactivated202]

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

happy pride month to the stupidest post on this site.

[chantylay]

Oh honey,

This post isnt even in the running for stupidest post on this website

[t3sticles]

Boomers when they see someone with dyed hair

[hi-drunk-im-dad]

Me when I see someone with dyed hair