im muke af

I'm dzerae you want my napchat just ask!! my ask is always open if anyone wants to talk

[babes-luke]

Look at my bathroom y'all 😛💖

[alexander]

reblog if u fucking love carbs, just ate a bagel, or u a fucking asshole and don’t care

[ruinedchildhood]

[carrot-fanfics]

if icarly was a real website run by three 13 year olds it would look like this

[melodramatictransgirl]

#Fail

I just wrote something on paper and then tried to do the undo keyboard short cut from Photoshop on my keyboard… to edit what I wrote on paper… this is not how life works… I am very tired…

[babes-luke]

me: i'd love to be in a relationship

*is shown any kind of affection*

me: yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yik

[fuks]

[getoffmybloghoe-deactivated2018]

11 year old voice: why do i have to make my bed when i’m just going to sleep in it again tonight 

[foongus123895703489-deactivated]

why is this in an 11 year old voice I think this every day damn

[lesbianvenom]

idk about you but i frequently give all my friends who are girls shirts that say “you’re on my to do list” and it’s totally not gay bc we are gal pals

[gaymoron-deactivated20200604]

harold…

[leil00]

secret’s out: victoria is a lesbian

[boytoynamedcalum]

RAISE YA HAND IF YOU REMEMBER WHEN MICHAEL WAS ON THAT MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL

[danabromowitz-blog]

[kris-allen1359-deactivated-deac]

My roommate Dan tried to save California and somebody stole credit & it’s on the front page of reddit.

Please reblog so history knows who ended the drought.

[ashtns-deactivated20190303]

READ IF YOU WANT

okay this is just my personal belief

Tbh, i find it hard to believe that louis’ the dad/ the baby even exists bc if Bri was really pregnant, why would they have to steal pics of other pregnancies and such from all over the internet to use?

Plus, after so long of talking about not having responsibilities on his break, dodging awkward conversation that pertains to the baby as much as possible, they really want us to believe that he’s suddenly excited about being a father? idk i just don’t buy it.

By California law, since the parents aren’t married, a paternity test is required and I’ll believe it when that paternity test says he’s the father.

Also, this is Louis we’re talking about. Lover of children and all things family-related. He literally had a whole celebration ball for children to make them feel like princes and princesses for the night.

You expect me to believe that someone that devoted to children would go out of his way to avoid “his” child and dodge talking about it or the baby’s mother by any means necessary and in interviews continuously claim to avoid any mention of his possible child responsibilities whatsoever? Louis would be fucking ESTATIC about having a little Tomlinson of his own. Ya still believe he’s the dad? Yeah right.

Miss me with that bullshit.

[britishhusbands]

ME AS A HEADLINE

[pussylipgloss]

thinking about getting kissed on the neck instead of paying attention while walking across the street is gonna be the way I die

[aveoi-deactivated20150922]

I'm 12 and I smoke memes so fuck the shut up

[makeuphall]

Do you want to get Tumblr`s new messaging system?

To get it, someone with active messaging must write you.. As I already have it, I will message everyone who reblogs this.

Once you get the messaging, you help me and send a message to the person who also reblogs this message from you.

Let`s start the chain reaction…

[vygandonut]

why are children so mean??? like those little shits will not spare you, they’ll straight up go “why your hair so ugly?” or “your makeup looks funny” tHEY WILL DRAG YOU THROUGH THE FUCKING DIRT WHILE HOLDING A FUCKING CAPRI SUN IN ONE HAND AND GRAHAM CRACKERS IN THE OTHER THEY DONT GIVE A SHIT