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Takes away all of the fireworks

You do this every holiday.

People might start to think you just hate fun.

The amount of fireworks you have would blow up the neighborhood

...festively!

Takes away all of the fireworks

#Luckily I still got some of my Easter and World Bicycle Day fireworks.

You do this every holiday.

People might start to think you just hate fun.

never let anyone tell you that you won't get your money's worth out of a bedazzler. that's a quality of life purchase.

protesting the outrageous "no shoes no shirt no service" policies in some local shops by wearing a leather jacket bedazzled with "ask me about my pyramid schemes"

valkyriesuggests

Hey who keeps bringing home rotten eggs from the store. Stop that. They smell like shit when they're cooking and then Ari tries eating them anyways

...what I'm hearing is we acquired a free bio weapon if we sneak them into someone else's home.

Once a year, humans pay their tributes to the great state of Taxes

Do you guys think I'm deaf or something

Humans have very little hearing. It is well-known.

Confiscates Loki's firework's before midnight

Oh, so when YOU take something you want it's called "confiscating".

When it endangers people, yes

You might not know this. But these explosives are how humans give the planet the boost to keep spinning for the next 365 days of an earth year. Without my contribution, it will probably get stuck as early as September. ChatGPT confirmed it.

sometimes I think that Darryl stealing Blue Loki's implements of chaos so that they have to steal them back before using them is like how they put food behind a puzzle for octopuses in aquariums

I'm not feeling very en-riched, I'm feeling en-poored. of fireworks! That I personally confiscated!

you should un-confiscate them! *gets a bag of popcorn*

You distract him, I re-un-de-confiscate.

I can hear you

Oh I know this trick -

(spelling out) d-i-s-t-r-a-c-t h-i-m

My first advice to new arrivals would be that you know you made it on earth when the humans start adding dash-cam and security footage of you to your imdb page

Confiscates Loki's firework's before midnight

Oh, so when YOU take something you want it's called "confiscating".

When it endangers people, yes

You might not know this. But these explosives are how humans give the planet the boost to keep spinning for the next 365 days of an earth year. Without my contribution, it will probably get stuck as early as September. ChatGPT confirmed it.

sometimes I think that Darryl stealing Blue Loki's implements of chaos so that they have to steal them back before using them is like how they put food behind a puzzle for octopuses in aquariums

I'm not feeling very en-riched, I'm feeling en-poored. of fireworks! That I personally confiscated!

you should un-confiscate them! *gets a bag of popcorn*

You distract him, I re-un-de-confiscate.

arisuggests

I'm gonna learn cursive this year I think

fuck yeah! :D

arisuggests

Then you can teach me to spell swear words and I'll be super cool!

Oh, sure, we can spell them too!

#You already are! :>

Confiscates Loki's firework's before midnight

Oh, so when YOU take something you want it's called "confiscating".

When it endangers people, yes

You might not know this. But these explosives are how humans give the planet the boost to keep spinning for the next 365 days of an earth year. Without my contribution, it will probably get stuck as early as September. ChatGPT confirmed it.

sometimes I think that Darryl stealing Blue Loki's implements of chaos so that they have to steal them back before using them is like how they put food behind a puzzle for octopuses in aquariums

I'm not feeling very en-riched, I'm feeling en-poored. of fireworks! That I personally confiscated!

Confiscates Loki's firework's before midnight

Oh, so when YOU take something you want it's called "confiscating".

When it endangers people, yes

You might not know this. But these explosives are how humans give the planet the boost to keep spinning for the next 365 days of an earth year. Without my contribution, it will probably get stuck as early as September. ChatGPT confirmed it.

arisuggests

I'm gonna learn cursive this year I think

fuck yeah! :D

Confiscates Loki's firework's before midnight

#I see how this works tss

Oh, so when YOU take something you want it's called "confiscating".

theseconddarryl

I'm going to kiss more people and get into more fights!