im a babey turtlle

quarter ssized if it waznt obvi

[unpretty]

HOW DID A BABY TURTLE THE SIZE OF A QUARTER GET INTO OUR LIVING ROOM

[baby-quarter-sized-turtle]

who wantts to know

[baby-quarter-sized-turtle]

i livve here now..

[unpretty]

HOW DID A BABY TURTLE THE SIZE OF A QUARTER GET INTO OUR LIVING ROOM

[unpretty]

absolutely harrowing. it came out from underneath the couch covered in dust. my partner nearly stepped on it, and picked it up thinking it was trash. it was a baby turtle. it stuck its little head out and it was the size of a toothpick. we frantically ran it across the road close to the creek because we don't know how long it went without food or water under our fucking couch. HOW DID IT GET IN HERE. DID A SHREW GRAB IT FOR A SNACK OUTSIDE AND THEN ABANDON IT UNDER THE COUCH. WHAT HAPPENED.

[unpretty]

YOU'RE TELLING ME THESE THINGS CAN CLIMB??

THIS GUY?? THIS GUY CAN CLIMB AND HIDE IN MY WALLS??? BABY TURTLE INFESTATION?????

[baby-quarter-sized-turtle]

hey! @unpretty , howw wuold you feel if i, a babey quartr sizedd tutle, broke into yuor hoose and saiid how big n ulgy u aree???

so rudeeeeeee.

[baby-quarter-sized-turtle]

whut is the boopos forr? is friended? woaw. maybe. friendes.

[memeuplift]

[baby-quarter-sized-turtle]

i am alsso like hims ikearat

[baby-quarter-sized-turtle]

i havve a friend

[baby-quarter-sized-turtle]

the thing aboutt bein a baby quartr sized turtle iis that im baby and also the ampromixet siize of quartr

[corruptedromi]

[baby-quarter-sized-turtle]

so yummyy. munch? canbinallaism?

[goobersplat]

Animal Food Snacks

Kiwi Turtle, Teddy Bear Toast, Crab Croissant, Banana Snail

[baby-quarter-sized-turtle]

im look so yummmy. canbinallaism?

[markscherz]

Today I got into the rainforest in Malaysian Borneo (Sarawak), and one of the first animals I found was this incredible turtle, Heosemys spinosa! What an animal!

This is how it was sitting when I found it:

What a privilege to behold such a creature!

I’m here for the tenth World Congress of Herpetology, where about 1500 herpetologists from across the world are assembling in Kuching to talk about reptile and amphibian research! Super excited for the weeks ahead!

[baby-quarter-sized-turtle]

sometimmes im like famus. peopl will see me. say !wow! pickture time! and i smiillle w them

[pdlcomics]

do it

[baby-quarter-sized-turtle]

mondayys, amiright?

[everythingfox]

That turtle shreds

[bullsharkz]

I love all reptiles

should I put on shirt and give me more animals

[baby-quarter-sized-turtle]

thats mee. im tutle. wow!

[xanaxfarts]

Butterflies feeding off the tears of turtles in the Amazon. This is uncommon for the butterflies as minerals such as salt can be scarce in certain regions, so the turtles salty tears give the butterflies the nutrients they need for survival. Photog. Jeff Cremer

[paintdust]

Turtle Tart 🍓🫐

[goobersplat]

Green and Orange Turtle Ring Box

[baby-quarter-sized-turtle]

lucky man. r u hiring? I need slash like money.

[jellycatstuffies]

Timmy Turtle

Ko-fi / Instagram

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me when angggy

[babyanimalgifs]

Cute turtle at sanctuary.

(Source)

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#reletable