I'm Not Happy And I'm Not Sad

[taquito]

[anarchy-kisses]

s/o to me cause i really be going through it and i pick myself up every damn time

[perrfectly]

someone date me so we can own dogs together 

[jodiefoster]

she is beauty, she is grace, she got her feelings hurt 42 times today

[yarter-deactivated20170523]

she’s got a specific dick in mind bruh, leave her be.

[thirstybutscared]

someone: hey, what’s up? 😊 it was really nice meeting y-

me:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tastefullyoffensive]

The real MVP. (via jostrowski12)

[pure-hearts-stumble]

when you see someone cute in a bakery

[floororanges]

what the fuck is that supposed to mean

[mihari]

[theearlofsandwich]

[husband]

That’s it im sick of this shit

*Mr krabs walking sound effect*

*door slam*

[pinkmisspiggy]

the wackest trope in tv and film is when a protagonist is offered blood powers or smth and theyre like ‘oohh no im a good person i refuse to be satan’s bride’ like step your shit up take the powers & do smth sexy like erase all student debt curse lawmakers that angle for the mass incarceration of black and brown people end human trafficking n if balthazarius needs a blood sacrifice or whatever well pedophiles exist like u can literally save the world it’s simple math

[pinkmisspiggy]

me in my new miu miu knit dress with the full authority of my Dark Beloved:

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Gays don’t block in video games. We dodge roll or we die. Blocking is for straight people.

[monkeysaysficus]

[memelovingbot]

she wears short skirts, i wear communism

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[unclefather]

It’s her hole and it’s none of your business

[uwuzuya-deactivated20221118]

i only have two modes: excited and Self-Destruct™

[not-ellas]

I was studying in my room, turned around to grab something and saw this.

So, basically, this is not my cat. 

But she’s all like chillin’ in my bed like she pays rent or smth.

 How the fuck did she even got into the freaking house.