PlasticToad

Yes, the toad is in fact not plastic. Oh well. Mostly posting random nonsense. he/him, UK, over 18.

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[bafahy]

New procedure

[bafahy]

FAQ for this post:

The trans guy neck hump, or “dowagers hump” is not exclusive to trans men but it is a result of a specific hunching posture trans guys often use to hide their tits. It’s barely noticeable to the average person so it’s not worth getting insecure about, but there are ways to get rid of it. I got rid of mine with lifting/stretching/being more aware of my posture.

Many have noticed that the medical professional is wearing a San Francisco Giants jersey, this is because it’s legendary baseball player Barry Bonds who holds the record for most home runs in a single career, making him the most qualified man for this maneuver.

[inzergue]

[yarrow-heather-and-hollyhock]

I love this little bit by Cathon

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[fwizard]

[solradguy]

Going to the library tomorrow to find out if I'm allowed to print hypothetical boobs for the GG copybook I wanna do

[solradguy]

Libraries don't fuck around when it comes to copyright law

[official-boob-posts]

reminder to use your library’s resources so that they continue to be funded

[deepseasmetro]

can this fucking wizard stop texting me ive already blocked him 3 times but he keeps making new crystal ball lines to contact me about wizard ween. get the fucking hint man

[deepseasmetro]

BACK OFF MAN

[hbmmaster]

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

[hbmmaster]

the word cutes is autological

[galadriel1010]

Every time I have to use a non-UK plug socket I feel sorry for it. It's just a little guy. So weak and flimsy. I want to get back to my strong butch wife.

[sforzzz]

copper ii sulfate has no reason to be this blue. this shade of blue looks like it should only be a digital invention

[chongoblog]

[aroacexuemeng]

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

[doggirlhen]

reblog heavy

[dramatic-dolphin]

who let biologists play dnd

[zurin]

[o-kurwa]

Russian car mod

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Based

[nerdvanaxi]

I guarantee that whatever car mod you expect to see going into this is not going to be what you get

[guerrillatech]

[reluctantbroodingdads]

So as an Antarctic expert I need to add to this that we had not in fact been to Antarctica when it was named. The ancient Greeks decided that because there was an Arctic at the top of the world, with bears, there had to be an opposite at the other end, without bears. Which is kind of ridiculous except that the fuckers were dead on

[hbmmaster]

etymology fact check: I doubt the people saying this are like just making it up because it's close enough to the truth that it might just be misremembered but it also might as well just be completely made up

the name "Antarctica" means "against/opposite of the Arctic", because that's where it is (the opposite side of the world from the Arctic). the prefix anti- does not mean "not" or "no", and claiming "Antarctica" means "no bears" is a blatant mistranslation.

the Arctic in turn is named not after the polar bears that live there, but after The Bear, as in Ursa Major.

the idea that ancient peoples speculated that Antarctica existed before anyone had been there appears to be conflating some ideas about Terra Australis, the theoretical southern continent that appears on a lot of old maps.

the part about people conjecturing that this unknown southern continent wouldn't have bears seems to be completely made up, and also doesn't even make sense. any speculation about the fauna of an undiscovered continent in ancient times was in the form of imagining what fantastical creatures would live there. nobody cared enough to talk about the animals that wouldn't live there.

[ouroborosorder]

my friends and I have created a game we call Quipposting, where you play quiplash but you roll a wheel full of character archetypes, and whatever it lands on, you all answer as if you are like, a wizard or cowboy. This legitimately makes quiplash go from a fun enough game to an S+ tier absolute unabashed banger

[ouroborosorder]

the best characters are Mafia Goon, Cyberpunk Hacker, Castle Guard, Sewer Rat, 16th Century Peasant, and Alien Poorly Pretending to be Human

[clamberingcat]

OP we desperately need examples

[ouroborosorder]

these are all from mafia goonposting but I think it’s my absolute favorite one of all time so I have a lot of pictures from it. Turn on some jazz and wait until people start talking in the accent and you’ll make Magic