Hello!

[transfemininomenon]

phil collins didn’t have to go so hard on the tarzan soundtrack but he did that…… he did that for all of us

[suga-com-deactivated20191024]

when you ask her about her day and she really tells you and you enjoy it cause you love her

[orzesc]

[cannon-fannon]

THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW.

[tjspider]

You are witnessing a broken human being

[mauridianhallow]

This is actually me like constantly now

[sidevilde]

The older I get the more I identify with this when I come across it

[gwynething]

I just got a new humidifier and I am fuckin’ pumped

[fannylikes]

[fahdes]

“The family is one of nature’s masterpieces.” - George Santayana

[drag0nair]

te amo?? more like te quila

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

So this is excellent because it’s a play on “tequila” AND a correct conjugation of “quilar” meaning “to fuck”

[londonxdreams-blog]

[baby-squids]

someone: remember when...

my forgetful ass: probably not

[chrissongzzz]

[weavemama]

the jersey shore making a comeback as a meme is the best start to 2017 

[omega3]

[guy]

yas im on a roll 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[crocophile-deactivated20190326]

edgar allen poe’s famous short story, ‘bird tells me to fuck off in my own home’

[prasejeebus]

JESUS

[rad-and-sleepy]

Reblog if you're bilingual, petty, or both.

[jncoes]

*checks my email at the club*

[illmaticraj]

One of the most beautiful commercials I have ever seen. Good on you, Amazon Prime. 

[learningtoembracemymadness]

Also just saying the music in the background is the piece “i giorni” by Ludovico Einaudi and it’s the most perfectly beautiful piece for this advertisement.

[loveyoumore9497-deactivated2021]

I still cry and I think I’ve watched it 200times now. I can’t

[makira-makira]

Everytime i watch it i start to love it even more

[segadreamcatcher]

this legitimately gave me chills 

[revysprite-deactivated20170502]

This is so cute

[theoldness]

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

[lady-dainty]

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

[wearejustvisiting]

guys guys guys

‘osteoporosis’ is a disease in which bone mass decreases

so they mean fucking

“Bone Atrophy”