I Am The Lizard King

Liz | 2019

[prokopetz]

Apple propaganda notwithstanding, the reason tower PCs are big isn’t because they’re outdated. The reason tower PCs are so bulky is because they’re designed to be user serviceable. The case has lots of open space so your big, meaty hands can easily access all of the components, and everything is secured with friction-fit tabs and standard machine screws to minimise the need for specialised tools. A properly laid out tower PC is fully serviceable with a single Phillips-head screwdriver and no greater manual skill than your average Lego playset – heck, for some of the more modern case layouts you don’t even need the screwdriver, unless you’re performing major surgery like a full motherboard replacement.

Like, think about who benefits from convincing you that a fully modular computing device that can be serviced and repaired with your bare hands and minimal technical skill is unfashionable.

[wilwheaton]

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[fucktoyfelix]

There are no children on Onlyfans. They verify ID, bank account, and have ai software that requires a face-matched ID for every face in every photo and video. Yet the right wing anti-sex lobby will repeat this lie over and over until people just accept it as a fact. This is what I’ve been warning people about. 

[sovietshopaholic]

Remember they still have children in cages bc they came here “illegally,” remember there’s more of them incarcerated now than under Trump, and US politicians will pretend they’re safeguarding children by punishing sex workers

[andallshallbewell]

[andallshallbewell]

[patrocoa]

[megustamemes]

Love memes? You will enjoy MeGustaMemes! Forever Alones are welcome.

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 23rd of november, 2011.

[homoeroticism]

[elodieunderglass]

Me showing people around my favorite places

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thealogie]

Sometimes reminiscing about pre-quarantine I feel like minor Russian royalty reminiscing about pre-communist revolution times. I’m like…ah yes I used to wear different beautiful outfits to work every day and shake the hands of many people without fear. I would simply leave my house and stroll into a bar for a last-minute cocktail with a friend. I would knock back oysters, sitting elbow-to-elbow with others at the counter. there were plays and concerts I never went to. The tzar invited us over often and had a GIANT chandelier

[babyanimalgifs]

One dog has ear medicine she needs and the other one also thinks he needs it too 

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[bundibird]

Oh my gosh, mine does this EXACT SAME THING.

The cocker spaniel is prone to ear infections, so she needs a solution squirted down her ear canal and massaged in on a regular basis. She absolutely HATES it, but she endures it because she’s a good girl and she knows she gets treats after.

The border collie does NOT have ear issues, and doesn’t need the solution, but every time I’ve finished doing the cocker spaniel’s ears, he comes slinking up to me with his tail between his legs and an expression like “It is my turn for the ear torture. 😔😔 do your worst. 😔😔😔” and he will KEEP ACTING LIKE THAT until I put the closed nozzle of the ear solution into his ear and tip it upside down and massage his ear for a bit. Then I tell him he’s done and he immediately turns delighted, because “oh, wow, I survived the ear torture, and now I’m just vibrating with delight at my survival, wow, that was rough, but I made it through”

At literally no stage did we ever tell him he needed his ears done. He just saw the cocker spaniel getting it done, and was like, “oh. 😔 ear medicine for all of us 😔”

[jacobtheloofah]

[gildedautumnvelvet]

By kjp

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[fitzsimmvns]

My 13 years old daughter has a great sense of humour, she drew this today!

[randomslasher]

This 13 year old is funnier than I will ever be

[guerrillatech]

[esoanem]

This is a map of the range of all giraffe species. By my count that puts them in just 16 countries out of the 54 in Africa (of which 5 are island countries with no territory on the continental mainland). That's 30%, quite a long way shy of all, and as you can see many of those countries that do have giraffes only have a tiny portion of their territory within giraffes' habitats

[datasoong47]

Wow, I knew they weren't in "every African country", but I didn't realize just how restricted their range was

[thebootydiaries]

me: *writes adult email*

me: *hits send while screaming loudly*

[theredheadfromvirginia-deactiva]

[whitepeopletwitter]