Not all those who wander are lost~

:D 32 yr old, asexual goth weirdo. Puzzleshipping writer on AO3: Book_Keeper She/They

[rbmagpie]

Under political turmoli.

[rasplejax]

[c-53]

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

[domnika-deactivated20250923]

i would read that fanfic ngl

[c-53]

About my fish??

[graceful-not]

HELP?????

[everyfandom-girl]

YEAH THIS IS SCIENTIFICALLY RECORDED

WOMEN LOVE GAYBOY

[tea-and-hockey]

FUJOSHI FISH????

[spikedru]

tfw you accidentally domesticate the local vampire and now hes in your house and he just. wont. leave. he keeps coming back. hes having cocoa with your mom

[disco-tea]

Sorry. I need to go to bed but I’m still laughing about this. Just Spike repeatedly showing up at Buffy’s house when she’s NOT EVEN THERE. Just to chill with her family.

Like I wish this had been a bigger running gag than it already was. POV, you go home from college to visit your mom and your literal mortal enemy who’s job is to kill you and vice versa is chilling on the sofa eating popcorn and watching soap operas. He knows where everything in the cupboards and linen closet goes. He knows what brand of laundry detergent to use for the washing machine and how to work the coffee maker and that your sister has a big science project on Tuesday. Your mom says he’s invited to Christmas Eve dinner. You didn’t even know she was planning one.

[cronegloam]

@marinxttes so true bestie

[sayyoume]

They should have written more scenes like this. This is pure gold.

[gamechangershow]

who did this

[gamechangershow]

hello???

[plaidos]

my friend has a crush on a guy in a band and is refusing to call it a bisexual moment because (direct quote) "men in bands are basically women"

[plaidos]

how the fuck could you possibly have known that from this post alone

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[theonewhowanks]

[field-of-reeds]

Princess Mononoke, on a double harmony ocarina 🎶

[noxexistant]

something to be said about the little carved wooden horse model k has in blade runner and the little xenonite human model grace has in phm. can anyone hear me.

[oflambandmoss]

being weird and full of love can save you

and it might save those around you, too

[cuprumbao]

sunset in the biodome🥰 art trade with @howling-wizard2!

[shaneposting]

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

[ellipsus-writes]

A new option for anyone with a veeeeery long doc or complicated outline (and no desire to look at all of it at once) -

Collapsible headers! 

Turn them on in your Editor settings (Toggle headings), then click / tap the arrow beside any H1–H4 header to tuck that section away, safe and sound.

When you create a new header, just hit Enter, and it’ll become collapsible too.

Collapsible headers work in both the editor and on Reader links, so you can use them while writing, outlining, and editing; or to help your readers stay focused on one section at a time. We particularly love them for temporarily pretending the previous 86,491 words in a doc don’t exist (at least, not until the editing phase). 🙂‍↔️

Free for all, woohoo!

And another smol but mighty update this week: You can now change the email address associated with your account directly from your Settings page.

Just enter the new address via Change email under Account details. Done n' done!

- the Ellipsus Team xo

[dubiousdisco]

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

[gamechangershow]

Sorry but it's not complete without...

[sharkfiinn]

my little astrophage