Uh Huh, Honey

RN IV || 1995

[seapuke]

[lord-disick]

me?

[tranquillityite]

is this a threat. i feel threatened

[bewegungslos]

[oomshi]

[theunvanquishedzims]

The police walk in and you’re wearing the one on the left. When they tell you he’s dead you gasp daintily, excuse yourself for a moment, then come back in the one on the right.

[stability]

“hi I’m Denice, your new coworker :)”

[artistofthemillennium-deactivat]

[plugmami]

plugmami

[babybluebombshell]

Right now it's killing me, cause now I have to find someone else when all I wanted was you.

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

i’m fucked because none of my passions are going to yield financially stable careers and i’m not hot enough to be a trophy wife

[pennylessproud]

[latinorebels]

[latinarebels]

make america mexico again

[staycoldsodapop]

Where to cop? @ Texas, California, Nevada, Utah, most of Arizona, about half of New Mexico, about a quarter of Colorado, and a small section of Wyoming, i’m looking straight at y'all vatos 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

[goodkoalatea-deactivated2021081]

This is maybe my favorite existing tweet

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

[1nd2rd3st]

750,324 people whose mama taught them right

[florhalmist]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me @Jay Z after Lemonade:

[isshaniquathere]

🍋🍋👸🏽🐝🐝🐝🐝 #lemonade #beyonce #gettinginformation #slay

[tiffanysgorlfriend]

beyonce’s got me ready for a divorce and i’m not even married