esa niña habla más que un loro mojado

she/her | 🇨🇴🇻🇪 | 05 | motogp + f1 + whatever else

[kosmogrl]

average day in 2026

[fairycosmos]

it’s the fact that work is an every day thing that doesn’t sit right with me. like surely not

[mircalla]

you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

[animentality]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

it's supposed to rain in a couple days

oh great. like everywhere or

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[000l]

when u click with someone and they have the audacity to live far away

[firebuug]

Colombia Earthquake Relief

Hello, if you haven't heard yet, a 7.4 magnitude earthquake hit Western Colombia this morning. The death toll so far is at least 111. I'm lucky that my family living there was safe and unaffected from what I've heard so far, but many are suffering right now from loss of family, friends, homes, work, transportation and pets.

I've gathered links to donate to verified relief in the area. My heart goes out to anyone suffering in Colombia right now.

Bogotá Food Bank - I believe mercado pago allows non-Colombian payments via card

World Central Kitchen

Direct Relief

GEM Latam

Plan International

Feel free to append more or link smaller fundraisers for families affected. If you are not able to donate right now all is good, if you're able to spread the word that is more than enough. Thanks.

[babygoatgp]

In case anyone has kept up with the news and wants to help Colombian earthquake victims here is a link to a local gofundme helping victims in Cali

[babygoatgp]

Fucking earthquakes

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[lowpolyanimals]

Scuba Cat from We Love Katamari

[vintagegrapes]

overemployed

[fcbswiatek]

misogynistic men in this fanbase need to stop quizzing women on f1 knowledge atp even the drivers dont know the few numbers on cars they have in their mirrors every week

[multiseb21]

computer zoom. computer enhance

[zeetannas]

people will go onnn about how a man’s flaws makes him so nuanced and interesting and then act genuinely confused when u feel the same way about a woman…