babyhateclub

sad leftist college student with strong opinions and a dislike for babies

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Did you know NFT stands for never felt tits??

A real today years old moment

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my parents are both public school teachers and over the years my brother and I have proven to be shitty investments. I was trying to explain why my parents aren’t contributing any money to my education and I found it ultimately comes down to how much I had cost growing up. See my brother is expensive because he’s an athlete, but I’m expensive because I’m a liability. You can predict tournament fees and baseball gear, what you can’t predict is when your oldest is going to step on a basketball or try to off themselves.

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how do men think they’re superior when they literally start balding in college??

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when I die I want someone to get a tattoo of a ghost, like a shitty cartoon ghost, and tell everyone it’s a portrait of me

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why is “statistically speaking” one of the most racist, misogynistic, homophobic ableist things a man could say

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What's the appropriate amount of time to wait between someone telling you a family member died and then calling them to recount the entire plot of a murder mystery you just finished reading… asking for a friend

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College is such a fever dream. I gave someone a caprisun and they stabbed the bottom and shotgunned it. There’s a man on an electric unicycle who wears a motorcycle helmet and no one knows what he looks like. 3OH!3 played a free concert in the middle of campus. We had actual steak for dinner in the dining hall. Im so confused all of the time and I love it.

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Tinder is such a snitch, and as a gay college student who’s too anxious to create their own chaos, I’m here for it

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Reasons I won’t have children (college edition)

22. I would send them money for essentials and they would buy a blueberry lemonade refresher instead of tampons.

23. I couldn’t handle my child becoming a frat bro

24. An entire room in my home would belong to a person who only lives with me three months out of the year when it could be something useful like a home library or a greenhouse

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why did no one tell me that matching with someone on tinder is the most stressful experience. like wtf am I supposed to say to the super hot tall lesbian I wanna kiss?? I need assistance please, this is not a slay.

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there’s a power outage at my college rn and you’d think the biggest issue would be the wifi but it’s really that you need someone to hold a flashlight when you pee because the bathrooms have no windows

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nobody tells you that the best way to make friends in college is to offer snacks for free via social media, i’m out here making friends one caprisun at a time while my mom is telling me to “go out” and “meet some people”

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Reasons I won’t have children

19. I want to pursue a career in engineering and I don’t need the motherhood penalty on top of misogynistic coworkers

20. I hate snot

21. If my child were possessed I would abandon them immediately

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my mom asked me what the four letter code to my combo lock is and I told her it’s classified for security reasons but it’s actually because the code is “tits”

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I watch glee to be consensually offended not to hear my 50 year old mother justify Finn using slurs to describe Kurt’s decorating

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I’ve only ever bought face wash and multivitamins why is this a suggestion!??

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It happened again…

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I’ve only ever bought face wash and multivitamins why is this a suggestion!??