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zimms

i see your jack "who the fuck is eric" zimmermann and raise you tango "who the fuck is tony" tangredi

tingo-tango

Delivery guy: We have an order for Eric?

Tango: Eric? We don't have an eric?

Jack: We don't have an Eric, sorry

Delivery guy: Oh, sorry. We have another for Tony though?

Tango: Oh, we don't have a Tony?

Jack:

Delivery guy:

Tango: Hm?

Jack: Yeah we don't have a Tony either

#if there’s one thing about me #it’s that every 2 years I return to my check please blog #to reblog one ☝️ tingo-tango post #and then disappear #no one get omgcp like you do mr tingo

hippykattrs

samwell-womens-hockey

ohyoufool

Lardo and camilla meet cute where freshman lardo gets stuck climbing off shitty’s balcony after smoking a joint and Camilla is sneaking out of jacks room and has to go dig a ladder out and rescue her.

omgcheckplease

Happy Birthday, Jack!

zimms

groundhog day timeloop, but it's just johnson trying to cause holster's knee injury. holster is surprisingly adept at avoiding all of johnson's efforts, so it takes johnson the equivalent of a year and 365 different attempts at breaking holster's knee.

19 year old holster, having just narrowly dodged a hockey stick to the knee : why the fuck are you doing this?

johnson: i have to, or else you'll never meet ransom

holster: what the fuck is ransom?

eventually holster trips on thin air by himself, breaking both his knee and the timeloop and rendering johnson's entire years work utterly pointless

petedavidsonscock-deactivated20

dex crushing hard on bitty is SO important to me.

dex is initially a little weird around bitty because of the whole internalized homophobia thing, and then that passes and dex starts being a little weird around bitty for a very different reason. nursey notices and decides to call dex out on it, but when he says, “Hey, why’re you always staring at Bitty?” as an opener, dex turns so red (even as he denies it) that nursey gets it immediately. dex makes him promise not to tell anyone, which is difficult not because nursey is at all malicious about it, but because he’s laughing too hard at the expression on dex’s face to speak.

nothing ever comes of it obviously except like it gives nursey something innocuous to chirp dex about. oh and then one time at a kegster, bitty is drunk and missing jack and wishes he had someone to make out with and nursey shoves dex bodily forward. it’s not too much of a kiss but afterwards dex has to sit down. nursey tells this story at his & dex’s wedding.

ivecarvedawoodenheart

doubling down 😌

randomnoteforfuturereference

How distraught Ransom and Holster had to be upon finding out that one of the first things Nursey and Dex found solidarity over a shared hatred of golf.

zimmerdouche

Ransom and Holster, in sync for the ninth time that day: yo d-man bonding field trip! let’s go golfing!

Nursey and Dex, in sync for the first time ever (it won’t happen again for 8.5 months): i would rather cut off my left nut than go within one mile of a golf course

clickholeofficial

samwell-womens-hockey

literally kent parson

zimms

holster at his first family weekend: woah, bad bob, more like bad bod! how is he still in such good shape?

jack: i'm begging you never say that again

holster: do you mind if i go talk to your dad?

jack: yes i fucking do

#hive mind on a roll rn #nothing says brief omgcp revival like a good jackholtz being worsties post

bittysthesis

holster tells jack that bad bob is his and ransom’s hall pass and jack calls his parents to tell them that family weekend is cancelled this year actually. yeah like for the whole school.

freebooter4ever

golden boy from the golden state

freebooter4ever

#im so sorry#😭#i went all this time thinking the sharks were from florida#bc of the miami dolphins#i was so confused here when i saw the hat say california

Its all good, i grew up on the west coast and spent my entire life thinking cali was the sunshine state - apparently thats florida. California is the golden state. Which i definitely did not learn after making this drawing and being corrected on tumblr. Nope.