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[canine-t33th]

if this post reaches 100k notes by Halloween I will read Homestuck

[mental-martyr]

Slytherin

O, mighty serpents with your cunning and brains

You’ll live a rewarding life with the purity of your legacy

The fearsome way that you lie and deceive

A dark beauty that you are. Yes, oh yes

S s s l i d i n g across the ravine and biting what’s keeping you from your prize

Oh, a hundred times yes

You live to serve yourself and to protect those that move you, that strip you bare, that come home to you

A sharp, forked tongue that will ruin you and carry you to power all at once

Why, you take pleasure in your own destruction, don’t you? 

Your own darkness, don’t you?

Something satisfying in the way your mind plays tricks on you

But it’s all relative for you, is it not?

At the root of it all, you will love and hate your own undoing

Faithful snakes are, if not, a prisoner to their theatrical melodrama

Come hell or high water, they absolutely love it.

[shipstersforthewin]

Slytherins in a relationship

- One kiss will bring you to your knees - Private lovers, not big on PDA - Slow to fall in love - Very guarded, it would take a while to get to know them - Best conversations because they are very intelligent - Not afraid to talk about big issues that people don’t usually like to talk about - Very opinionated and political - Socialites and aristocrats - Prefer expensive and proper dates - Hard to impress, but once you do you’ll have their full attention - They can’t stop thinking about their partners but would never say it out loud - Observe before speaking, able to keep calm in a fight - Most likely to stay up late and watch their partner sleep, late risers - Expect and demand certain qualities in a relationship but it’s just to protect their heart - Will be quick to leave a relationship if they are not satisfied - Excellent bedroom lovers, usually pay more attention to the needs and wants of their partner before their own satisfaction - If they find a partner who can handle them, they would die protecting them - Can be hard on their children but it’s because they only want the best

[jokususa]

A slytherin caught two slytherins trying to slytherin to places they’re not supposed to slytherin

[rosierfelix]

Actual footage of @background4thyearslytherin and @barnabyleeofslytherin

[mental-martyr]

Slytherin

O, mighty serpents with your cunning and brains

You’ll live a rewarding life with the purity of your legacy

The fearsome way that you lie and deceive

A dark beauty that you are. Yes, oh yes

S s s l i d i n g across the ravine and biting what’s keeping you from your prize

Oh, a hundred times yes

You live to serve yourself and to protect those that move you, that strip you bare, that come home to you

A sharp, forked tongue that will ruin you and carry you to power all at once

Why, you take pleasure in your own destruction, don’t you? 

Your own darkness, don’t you?

Something satisfying in the way your mind plays tricks on you

But it’s all relative for you, is it not?

At the root of it all, you will love and hate your own undoing

Faithful snakes are, if not, a prisoner to their theatrical melodrama

Come hell or high water, they absolutely love it.

[euphoniumpets-deactivated202003]

‘‘ Slytherin house as a whole is not evil despite how many dark wizards come out of this house. That is merely based on the choices of those wizards ‘‘ - unknown. 

[girl-bateman]

Slytherin / Chaotic Evil / Black Mamba Patronus

Aesthetic for anon.  

[1001daysgame]

One Thousand and One Days is an upcoming LGBTQ2+ fantasy otome.

In a world of magic and court intrigue, you are the Dreamer, an individual who is haunted by visions that seem to have no end. Find answers to your visions and unveil ancient secrets laid deep within Gehennam.  Power, romance, and wealth are within your reach, but you must risk everything you have just to survive.

One Thousand and One Days is based on the mythology of ancient Persia and Islamic lore. With four available origins and four romance options, pave your own unique story.

Follow the official blog for updates on the first chapter

[hi-itis-mr-a]

I hear the crack, I feel the strain;

Not on my body but in my mind,

I’m being crushed by the weight of my ambition.

[slytherin-headcanons]

697. It’s always a strange moment when people from different sides of a slytherin’s life meet each other for the first time and realise it’s almost as though they’re friends with two different people

[slytherin-headcanons]

696. Slytherins who couldn’t care less about double texting. I have a lot of important things to say bitch now sit down and listen.

[realhogwartsquotes]

Slytherin texting ravenclaw: Hey love what you up to?

Ravenclaw: In class, it’s practical criticism

Slytherin: Practical critismn? Like how to be a bitch professionally? How to tell someone they’re an idiot without getting fired?

Ravenclaw: Haha yep! It’s exactly the type of class I need

Slytherin: Oh honey you don’t need a class to learn how to be a bitch, you’re doing just fine on your own!

Ravenclaw: FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU!

[apothe-roses]

Hogwarts Mystery Aesthetic: Ismelda Murk

[dratin-dragonadetinta96]

HAPPY NEW YEAR PEOPLE!!! 📣📣📣

Really that year i met a really great people in the hphm fandom. I can’t remember enjoying tumblr so much.

Not only the people that usually i speak or comment their post, all of you had made that being here are a incredible experience. Your memes, your fanfic, your fanart, your theories, your rp account… Each post.

I hope that 2019 will be a better year than 2018 for all of you. Maybe 2018 has been hard, each second. Maybe 2018 has been a good year. Maybe we lost people. Maybe we met new people. Maybe we had left projects. Maybe we found our new passion, a new way.

There are a lot of “maybe”, different for each person.

But I hope that those “maybe” will be better that new year.

Happy new year!! 💙💙

For my “sisters” @hey-jacob-its-me and @jolyne-jiyuu

For my another spanish speakers @returntoinocense @ask-ismelda-murk @halfyishere and @pyro-hush (arriba el spanglish leñe)

For those accounts that represent a characters, and the person behind are even better @borf-the-were-pup @strugglinggryffindorkid @ask-ismelda-murk

For that people who i can speak about theories and new things @the-light-of-stars @silentallspeak

For all of my followers that anyway likes my crazy posts

And for all of you!!!!

To all of you, happy new year, thanks to make my year better 💙💙💙

[gothic-slytherin-girl]

I’m lazy so I’ll reblog this and said again happy new year to all of my followers and friends. Thank you very much for everything, especially to my friends that rp with me

@barnabyleeofslytherin @merula-fuckin-snyde @merula-snyde @unforgivablecurse-breaker @zoeysandersofslytherin @raventhecursebreaker @ravenclaw-craftsgirl

[moodboard-harrypotter]

Moodboard for a Slytherin who loves loud music and sarcasm

Requested by @thequeenofeveything

I hope you and your friend like it and a big happy birthday for her :)

[headphone-cat]

Reblog this if you want a slightly ominous compliment in your inbox

[heir-of-snakes]

Hufflepuff: Hey Sly, what happened to all of those projects you were working on last week?

Slytherin: I lost interest.

Hufflepuff: Sly, that was a lot of stuff-

Slytherin: I lost interest.

[rayvpng]

[heir-of-snakes]

This is hilarious.