wild thing

bees?

[mydemonsyourangels]

i don't watch supergirl but i really hope morgana and the girl from glee end up together

[sirkayleeofcamelot]

*becomes a knight strictly because the local bard is cute, and I want him to write songs about me*

[big-blog-of-cheese-day]

*becomes a bard strictly because the local knight is cute and I want to write songs about him*

[thyrell]

*becomes the village idiot because of a chemical deposit in the well behind my house*

[allmyknivesaremadeoutofbutter-d]

i have so much love and neck tension

[libbyframe]

Most powerful wizard

[thechampionofjerkwall]

I think if Gerry and Agnes had met when they were still alive they would’ve gotten along like a house on fire /crowd boos/ /runs from the rotten tomatoes being hurled at me/

[wallflowerwaitlist]

season 1 magnus archives was great because you’d listen to the statement and then most of the time jon’s like

[jasonptodd]

just some facts for u

1.) gay people invented love

2.) trans people invented beauty

[shyleviathan]

how could you leave this in the tags

[reeddacted]

don’t flirt with me!! ………. i’m delicate and foolish

[avvocarlo]

pesto is a little green goop that makes you go crazy 

[socialistexan]

[moonar-eclipse]

can we transfer this energy over to elon musk now that he’s richer than jeff bezos

[socialistexan]

We could just do both.

[hcrrow]

“This Author has come to the conclusion that there are rakes, and there are Rakes. Anthony Bridgerton is a Rake. A rake (lower-case) is youthful and immature. He flaunts his exploits, behaves with utmost idiocy, and thinks himself dangerous to women. A Rake (upper-case) knows he is dangerous to women. —— excerpt from tvwlm by julia quinn

[theinfiknight]

The more I hear about Jonah Magnus the more he sounds like a proper, Elias level arsehole lmao

[kouvei]

Look at this post again after you get to a certain point in the podcast. You'll definitely know what I'm talking about when you get to it.

[theinfiknight]

What, does it turn out he's been alive the whole time and has been secretly giving orders to Elias or something? Given that avatars have extended lifespans and that he was almost certainly an avatar of the eye I guess that shouldn't come as a surprise

[theinfiknight]

Ah.

[kendallroystigmata]

couple's t-shirts that say "the ceaseless watcher's special little boy" and "the antichrist's plus one"

[dankmemeuniversity]

[valtsv]

sword flirting

[valtsv]

its like sword fighting except instead of trying to kill each other when you disarm your partner you kiss. the levels of sluttiness and homoeroticism remain exactly the same.

[larval-tear]

i dont want to pandemic

[larval-tear]

i want be held by women

[tarrmacktaxi]

lovecore this. cottagecore that. what about the reactor core its going to explode

[rookdaw]