moiyoko

marie. teacher. ancient. i have a mastery of masters. busy teaching kinder :( i like far too many things but i try to tag them. current obsessions: the pitt the boys project hail mary this is a personal blog.

[inthevasoline]

guys what should my 10,000th post be

[inthevasoline]

im so fucking stupid

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[shubbabang]

Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

[zealotarchaeologist]

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

[mousegirlheart]

[pukicho]

Four words: don’t go to bed without a big fucking jug of water because what if you wake up thirsty

[willgrahamscock]

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

[the44th]

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

[killxbunnyyy]

when my ten minute burst of fast replies are over and now you have to wait till next week to hear from me

[pngblog]

[birdingbutch]

babygirl I'm avoiding things that I don't even know about

[alhashimis]

joy, come get your girl, she's falling victim to the toxic american work ethic

06.00 PM (S02E12) THE PITT (2025—)

[masteraqua]

stabbing you stabbing you stabbing you stabbing you stabbing you stabbing you stabbing you stabbing you stabbing you

[probuccalfat]

one time i told a group of lesbian and bi women that i have never watched wicked and they were shocked, gagged, gooped, “but you’re queer. you like pussy. how have you not seen wicked?” yeah. well. i like pussy, not musicals?

[probuccalfat]

i’m this exact post. all this just to fuck women.

[probuccalfat]

“are you going to the lucy dacus concert?” no. i listen to gucci mane.

[veil-of-exordia]

[68623]

I might seem okay but deep down I wanna go on a vacation every month

[largishcat]

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

[achillesinhighheels]

[sexybritishllama]

becoming a member of the ageing tumblr populace will have you typing shit like 'why am i always buying new tubes of toothpaste' and posting it to your followers with zero thought zero hesitation like yuuuup. really knocked it out of the park with this one

[baratheonpilled]

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 1.06 / 1.01 / 1.02 / 1.04 / 1.06