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Alisha | xxvii | 🇳🇿 🇮🇳

[handweavers]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[handweavers]

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

[gloriousbodies]

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

[handweavers]

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

[eldriitchmurmurs]

you fucked those mice yourself

[handweavers]

I fucked those mice myself

[evengirlierballs]

welcome to 2023 :) happy out of touch thursday

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

[mid-maryland]

[bpdohwhatajoy]

[un-pearable]

dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever

[lunerabo-deactivated20250206]

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

[frangiponi]

world’s largest (64,000) green turtle gathering at the great barrier reef! 🐢

[minyard-05]

big fan of 'i'd find you in every universe'. BIGGER fan of 'there are maybe five universes where we find each other and in four of them it ends badly i think we're some kind of anomaly i think every law of everything points towards this being the death of us. but we could try to save it anyway.' THATS the good shit.

[memeuplift]

[galanon1m]

"who fell first who fell harder" i actually need them both to be down horrendously bad for each other. hope that helps

[elexecution]

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

[catchymemes]

[mysharona1987]

[disgustinggf]

[dogdayafternoon1975]

every time i walk into a gas station my inhibitions over spending money are washed away . maybe i do need a $4 drink . where else am i going to get one . this is the only place on earth

[guerrillatech]

[nailsandinspo]

[o-kurwa]

[coldcrashpictures]