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When a passenger talks shit about you, or argues safety/security

Figure skating jumps are identified by the way the skater takes off the ice. Here are simple ways to tell them apart, using layman-friendly terms.

There are 6 different types of jumps (in order of base value): Toe loop (T), Salchow (S), Loop (Lo), Flip (F), Lutz (Lz), Axel (A).

Since Yuzuru rotates anti-clockwise in the air, these examples are for anti-clockwise jumps. For clock-wise jumpers, the left and right would reversed.

EDIT: The toe, lutz and flip can look confusingly similar. Just remember, for the toe, the skater rotates away from the foot on the ice and for the flip and lutz, the skater rotates towards the foot on the ice.

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Reblog, save a life

@DysDraught

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I found two more after taking this picture…

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Me,but with notebooks.

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DEFINITELY DEAD. Look at this poor, definitely dead noodle!

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me

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the lil tongue flopping out

zooophagous

“IM DEAD FUCK OFF”

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@larkalau

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“I can’t go to school today, I’m sick”

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@monster–meat

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@DysDraught

calamity-writes

Modern Thedas

Airline Headcanons:

Air Ferelden lets mabari travel in the cabins, treating them like children. Lap pup? No extra ticket required. After a certain size, they need their own seat booked.

AerOrlais advertises using this fact to remind its customers that their planes don’t smell like dog. “Fly in Fresh Air, Fly AerOrlais.”

TevintAir ignores the rivalry and focuses on luxury. “Why Fly anything less than First Class?”

We don’t talk about the Nevarran Airline after it came out that they were hiring undead pilots.

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Always here for Ferelden vs. Orlais XDDD

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TevintAir would be an all-business class airline, AirOrlais would have an overly complicated service flow, while Air Ferelden has the worst food in the air.

As for uniforms, both TevintAir and AirOrlais both have the high fashion uniforms, switching them up more frequently than the norm to keep in competition with eachother, but on the flip side, Air Ferelden keeps plain but utilitarian uniforms, function first, especially with how cold and wet and dreary their weather is.

One time, they tried to get an Orlesian designer to do their uniforms-- it just ended in embarrassment and the company settled for a uniform that didn't look that different from the previous incarnations.

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Acer Predator 21 X, A Gigantic 18lb $9000 High-Powered Gaming Laptop With a Curved 21″ Display

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this thing is stronger than god

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Okay CATSA, THIS is a laptop. Not my tablet with a keyboard attachment that isn't even part of the original product.

I'm gonna get me a gaming laptop this year so I have actual reason to pull it out of my bag. Cause I'd be packing a monster of a laptop.

When the third delay has been posted for your flight

#Crewlife #The Hobbit Cast #Lee Pace #JUST CANCEL US ALREADY #Put me out of my misery #I COULD HAVE STILL BEEN IN THE HOTEL

Getting compliments during deplaning

#Crewlife #Flight attendant things #Thranduil #The Hobbit #The Hobbit cast

When someone manages to convince the crew to go to the Hotel gym for a workout

#Crewlife #The Hobbit #The Hobbit Crew #fml

The look you give the Lead when the Captain decides to quiz the cabin crew on some obscure rule that isn’t even in the FAM.

#Crewlife #flight attendant problems #Celeborn #Galadriel #Lord of the Rings #srsly now #It's in your COM and we don't have access to that on hand WHY

Overhearing pax at the gate saying that there’ll be room in the overhead bins, on a full flight, because they’ve got status

#Crewlife #flight attendant problems #The Hobbit #The Hobbit Cast #Your 35k means nothing to me #Or they say they're a frequent flyer #It only means that you should know better

Sched’s out; Negative bidding didn’t work. You’re working everything you never wanted.

#flight crew problems #Crewlife #Gollum #Lord of the Rings #FML

Passenger shoves their bag at you, thanks you, then sits down.

Gate check that shit~

#flight attendant problems #Crewlife #Thranduil #The Hobbit

Missing your deadhead by seconds.

#Flight Attendant problems #Crewlife #Cabincrew #Legolas #The Lord of the Rings #the return of the king #The Two Towers

Forgetting to take someone’s food out of the oven/trolley when catering comes by

#Flight Attendant problems #Crewlife #Cabincrew #The Hobbit #Bilbo Problems #Bilbo Baggins #The Battle of the Five Armies

After recurrent training

#Good job #Crewlife #Frodo Baggins #Flight Attendant things #Cabincrew #Merry #meriadoc brandybuck #Pippin #peregrin took #Sam #Samwise Gamgee #The Lord of the Rings #the return of the king

Attempting to non-rev, flights look full, wondering if you’re able to get on the flight

#You can get from YYZ to FRA when it's -20 but you can't get from YYZ to YUL when there's 10 open seats #Flight Attendant Problems #Crewlife #Cabin Crew #Galadriel #The Lord of the Rings #The Fellowship of the ring

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