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@backyard-sports-talk
Ernie: So I saw the Invisible Man just the other day, and y'know what I said?
Lisa: How did you see him.
Ernie: No, I said-
Lisa: How do you see a man who's invisible.
Ernie: Ey, knock it off. I'm not at the good part!
Lisa: Everyone else seems to like my addition. I suppose I have improved your joke.
Ernie: Maybe you should get your own act.
Lisa: No.
Kimmy: That Jorge's a real piece of work, right? Doesn't he make you wanna smack him?
Annie: Everyone's just trying to do their best, Kimmy. Yes, he can be rude, or mean, or use me as a footstool, or wipe his mouth with my spare shirt, or be a slimy little servant of capitalism...
Kimmy: Ooh, I've never seen you so mad! What's capitalism, though?
Annie: Something my dad fought against. Peacefully.
Jorge: Ack, there's a stupid bug on my arm!
Annie: Careful, Jorge! That bug's critically endanger-
SMACK!
Annie: Kimmy. I'm up to bat.
Kimmy: But isn't Reese...oh, I gotta see this.
Jocinda: How do you make a whole issue of Stealth Warriors in a week? I can't finish two drawings by then.
Vicki: I just draw. Thrice as many pages.
Jocinda: You make that many masterpieces and just throw them out?
Vicki: ...How do you make a drawing a week?
Jocinda: Well, I wait until I get an awesome idea, and that takes five days, so I have two to plan out all the pencil strokes.
Vicki: Have you tried just drawing?
Jocinda: But what if I make something terrible?
Vicki: What if you made Stealth Warriors?
Ronny: I can't believe you still play with imaginary friends. Us big kids have real friends who play real games.
Mikey: Yeah, but Mr. Tommy can get a thousand points in one swing in Mikeyball. Can any of your friends beat that?
Ronny: We play basketball, and Dante can score a three-pointer. And he just keeps doing it and laughs about it...*sniff* He's cheating, I know it!
Mikey: Mr. Tommy doesn't cheat. Wanna play with him?
Ronny: S-sure...but if he teases me, I'm telling mom!
Sunny: Uh-oh, sports fans! Looks like there's some drama between the first baseman and the runner.
Luanne: I told you, neithew you or your rocks are allowed at my tea pawty. They play too rough!
Mikey: Rocky only acted like that because Teddy put something in the tea!
Luanne: Teddy would nevew!
Sunny: I wanna do something, but I can't solve a dispute between inanimate objects. What do you think, Vinnie?
Vinnie: I'm just waiting for a fight, Sunny. When else am I gonna see a preschooler knock someone's teeth in?
Sunny: We're thinking of expanding the league with new sports. Any suggestions?
Dante: Competitive eating!
Vinnie: We're not cleaning barf, Dante.
Marky: Yeah, do a real sport. Like fishin'!
Pete: I second fishin'.
Annie: I don't!
Tony: What about this?
Sunny: Is that a switchblade?!
Tony: What? It's my comb. Backyard Hairstyling.
Kiesha: Y'know, it's not really binge watching unless you've got one of these.
Dante: Have some if you want, but you can't force me to scarf down a frozen TV dinner. I have standards!
Kiesha: Didn't you eat a whole truck the other day?
Dante: No, I saved some for you.
Kiesha: If you want a girlfriend, you've gotta find The One.
Marky: And Billy Jean's not "The One," I reckon?
Kiesha: Maybe not, but if you walk around enough, you'll find them.
Marky: How am I gonna know?
Kiesha: Simple: you don't see where you're walking and crash into 'em. Then music swells up and you get all rosy and stammery. And after a few years, it's happily ever after! At least that's how it works on TV.
Marky: So if I just bumble around and don't see anything, I'll find her!
Kiesha: Yeah, there we go! Just don't look for love at any crosswalks, 'kay?
if u havent already can u do kenny and vicki,,
Kenny: We're watching Transformers: The Movie.
Sally: But don't you think-
Vicki: It's two against one, Sally.
Sally: You really want to watch this? I was thinking of something more...fulfilling.
Kenny: Does it have rad designs and fight scenes?
Sally: No, but-
Vicki: Does it explore nihilism in the face of apocalyptic disaster, refuting it with the strength of hope and faith in your people?
Sally: ...This movie's really like that?
Kenny: Only one way to find out.
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Kenny: It's okay, Sally.
Sally: *snivel* Why did Optimus have to die?
Vicki: Kenny was just like you when we first saw it.
Kenny: You said you wouldn't tell anybody!
Marky: So you got an ill-tempered horsey, huh? What happened to it?
Maria: I don't know. My parents just bought one and it's destroying my house!
Marky: How do you let a horse in yer house?
Maria: We put it there, duh.
Marky: Don't you got a stable?
Maria: Why can't it just live in my room?
Marky: Where did y'all learn how to take care of a horse?
Maria: My Little Pony.
annie or lisa if u want!!
Annie: Isn't this nice, Lis? Being absorbed in nature on such a lovely day?
Lisa: Lizard.
Annie: Oh, you found a lizard! Y'know, there's also these butterflies and frogs if you want to-
Lisa: No, there's a lizard.
Annie: Or we can look at the lizard, either's fine.
Sunny: Hi-de-ho, stargazing fans! I'm here with my co-commentator, Stephanie Morgan, and tonight we're gonna see some of the best constellations of the season!
Stephanie: ...Who are you talking to?
Sunny: Oh! Uh, no one. It's a habit.
Sunny: Looks like the Rockets and the Monsters won't play on the ninth, folks. Both the team captains called sick.
Vinnie: As funny as it'd be to watch everyone hobble around with colds, we gotta put our player's safety first, folks.
Sunny: What's funny about it? Everyone in the league's been infected with some nasty virus! Now all they can do is stay home and play on the computer.
Vinnie: Yeah, tragic. In other news Sunny, I have a bridge to sell ya.
Maria: Thanks for the pink lemonade, Sally!
Sally: You're welcome, but please don't drink the whole pitcher again.
Jorge: Leave some for me this time!
Maria: How did you juice so many pink lemons, anyway?
Jorge: "Pink lemons." Ha! There's no such - hey, let go of my tie!
Sally: Listen, kid. That little girl has believed in pink lemons since she was born. Do you want to make her cry? Or should I make you cry?
Jorge: No, ma'am!
Sally: Then please tell little Maria how I juiced all those pink lemons.
Jorge: She...uh, has a farm. Where she grows pink lemons on a big tree. She worked all morning to make the lemonade. Now please let me have some.
Annie: Hey Sally, I got those pink lemons for your lemonade!
Sally: They're real?! I mean...of course they're real!
Sally: There's no way I'm drafting you, Reese!
Reese: C'mon, don't you need a good baserunner?
Sally: Yes, and I also need a good influence for these poor, impressionable little kids.
Tony: I'm older than you!
Sally: So find some other kids' minds to poison. We're winning with morals this year.
Reese: Okay, I understand. Ronny's team is gonna draft me.
Sally: Ronny?
Reese: Poor Ronny, all alone without his favorite big sister to guide him. I'll poison his mind. And if not his team? Then maybe Lulu's. Or Amir's. Or Vicki's.
Sally: Well...I don't care!
Reese: Are you sure, Sally? You wanna let me loose without the best babysitter in the world to keep me in line?
Vinnie: Yo Sal, we need your pick!
Sally: You're batting ninth.
Dmitri: I've analyzed three hundred hours of matches and only use the best characters on the tier list. How do you keep beating me with Kirby?
Reese: Skill issue!
Dmitri: There's no skill in any of this. All you do is fly to the top and press down and B!
Reese: Skill issue!
Lisa: Skill issue.
Kimmy: Hate to say it, but skill issue.
Lisa: Give me your controller and stop whining.
Dmitri: Fine. I didn't want to see the rest of the tournament, anyway.
Kimmy: Alright Lisa, may the best Kirby win!
Lisa: He intends to.
Lisa would be nice
Jocinda: Nice painting, Lisa! I love how you're contrasting the skull with the butterfly on it.
Lisa: The butterfly won't get off my skull. I'm making the best of the situation.
Jocinda: Well, at least it's nice that you didn't squish it. Looks like Annie's rubbing off on you.
Lisa: If I squish it, Annie will cry and everyone will bother me about it. I hate drama more than I hate insects.
Jocinda: Still, it's nice. Wait, is that a real...?
Lisa: I don't know.