apricot rolls suck ass

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[niambi]

[stilllifequickheart]

Giovanna Garzoni

A Bitch

1648

[avant-sad]

um, rude? let her enjoy her snack in peace

[historyandmemes]

King George III reading the Declaration of Independence

[swarnpert]

[c3po]

jacks u off with these 

[quaadude]

[brokendildo]

please god delete this website

[localstarboy]

Why this so accurate though 😂😂

[baaduizm]

😂😂

[darkskinshawtyy]

Triggered 😭😭

[thoughtsof-r]

i cringed at the accuracy 😭😭

[blankpointdankmemes]

[paprika]

[mxnrique]

[ghazal67]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

this is literally how i dance

[askinfresh]

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

do you guys wanna know one word i really hate? when people use the ‘hubby’ to say husband

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[maxofs2d]

i scrolled past this post 4 times until it finally hit me

[supershybutpushingthroughit]

I’m in a coffee shop trying not to scream

[dailytwitterposts]

[thebrandonross]

When she spreads her legs and she's already wet:

[taurusqueer-deactivated20200607]

Friend at the club: Don’t fucking text him

Me, drunk, having already pressed send:

[queenwhiskey]

[ban3nah]

MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE GROSS

[backdoorteenmom]