im dead inside :)

herpes free since '03

[bacterial-ukulele-blog]

hola amigos

i dont know how to work this and idk what im doing but has anyone ever wondered why canada is called canada and not north montana

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I bite my ice cream

that’s a circle of hell no one should descend to

[dragon-in-a-fez]

ice cream is food and should be bitten

[moonibinbon]

ExCUSE ME it is a SOLID LIQUID and should be consumed as a combination of drinking and biting known as licking. Thank you very much.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

discuss

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what madness have you brought down on us

[pandora15]

Wait what if you slurp your ice cream?

[cordezshenanigans]

I use my lips to eat ice cream. It’s like the motion of the “QUE-” in the word ‘QUESTIONS’ in ‘Why You Asking All Them Questions’, but in reverse. It’s like using my lips as a pair of little outside-tongues.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[rnelodyy]

one of my friends once deep-throated her ice cream cone

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

please never say that again

[cozyhalfling]

Reblog for ice cream discourse

[bacterial-ukulele-blog]

hi

what if you could put a goldfish (the snack cracker thingys) into water and they would turn into a real fish