I could buy tesla and turn them into a waffle company

//this is a roplay gimic blog. do not belive anything i say has an impact on real life

[bad-rich-interpreter]

Hello there. My name is Richard G. Moneywealth, son of the Late Dr.Henry M. Moneywealth, and I am the current CEO of Moneywealth Industries.

He/Him and more, but you are too POOR to understand the extent of me

[hungry-faith-interpreter]

Why on earth is soda so much worse now compared to the last time i had some?? You know what I'll make my own brb.

[bad-rich-interpreter]

That is our New and Improved Flavor that is also coincidentally cheaper to make.

Do not question why the price is still the same despite it being cheaper to make now, or why the can is only 95% the size it was before.

[bad-rich-interpreter]

This could change everything! I gotta get the RND department on this NOW! I guess Armocoup LLC is becoming a corporate entity again. I am glad I desided kept the trademark. What is necessary to get an FFL again?

[bad-rich-interpreter]

I am going to find and listen to some of my father's old tapes. He might have logged some good ideas on some of them. He liked keeping an audio journal of his "experiments".

[messenger-faith-interpreter]

*you pay no notice to the 6'5" tall woman in the room because godly thief bullshit™*

[bad-rich-interpreter]

*Richard presses a button on his desk, and quickly yet quietly says* Code Apotheon. Type sucessor H.

*The moment he has done that, he lets go of the button, makes eye contact, and says* Hello there, under what circumstances do I owe the pleasure of meeting the successor of the god of trade, travelers, tricksters, and thieves?

[messenger-faith-interpreter]

this is the second time. And how do rich people/ megacorps counter my divine bullshit. I stole 40 bucks and you shoe once.

The ghosts said you were talking about you saying your dad had tapes on experiments he did and I was bored.

[bad-rich-interpreter]

I would hardly call that a meeting. Also, with interest, you would owe me roughly around $100 by now. But that is beside the point.

My father, the late Dr.Henry M. Moneywealth, after leaving the company to me, started doing experiments of some kind, and when he died, he left two tapes to me in his will. I never got around to listening to them, but knowing him, they are logs of what the results of his experiments could mean, could do, could create. real revolutionary stuff.

[messenger-faith-interpreter]

Could be revolutionary and you left the tapes unlistened to.

This is why I have only considered cursing megacorps they are either incompetent or evil or both. That or I make a deal with death who I put in this jar to release her if all the billionaires are killed.

[bad-rich-interpreter]

Even with the training he gave me, suddenly being the one running an entire megacorp is a lot of work. He also stated in his will that the contents are for me and that they can wait if I am busy, so there is that.

Now, if the reason you came here is for the tapes or something, then I will have to ask you to leave the premises immediately.

[messenger-faith-interpreter]

You do know I will learn what's on them if I'm here or not. If I'm here I can tell you no if it's terrible in person instead of by brick how I communicate with all rich people.

[bad-rich-interpreter]

Okay, but have you considered the fact that...

*Richered flicks his leg subtly, only for Xis, a second later, to feel a tranquilizer dart enter the back of her leg, and it is a strong one that is actually affecting her.*

...it is time for you to take a nap.

[messenger-faith-interpreter]

*the needle breaks on the cargo pants that Hephaestus canonically made*

The ghosts you fool the ghosts even if I did get knocked out by your frankly pathetic attempt that wouldn't work even if it didn't break on my clothes I am fast and the ghosts would still be listening and trying to get me to pay their fare across the river for the information.

And for attempting to drug me your have to be a woman now.

*snaps and the dude has become a dudette*

[bad-rich-interpreter]

GET OUT.

*A group of bodyguards enters the room, gets between Xis and Richard, and starts pushing Xis outside*

*Richard sighs and pulls out his phone* Hey, Lo. I am going to need your services again. {sound of someone talking}. 5 shares. {sound of someone talking}. 10 shared and the details of what happened. {sound of someone talking}. Deal. *Richered hangs up the phone* Well, this is a minor annoyance.

[messenger-faith-interpreter]

I CURSE THE TO BECOME A WOMEN TILL I DECIDE OTHERWISE IF YOU TRY TO CHANGE TO BEING A MAN THE EFFECT WILL MAKE YOU MORE FEMININE. THIS IS MY RIGHT BECAUSE YOU ATTACK THE GOD OF COMMERCE PATRON OF MERCHANTS AS A MERCHANT.

*Xis is floating with her eyes glowing and in a shimmering boundary in 6 feet diameter centered on her.*

Now Ricarda I'm going to leave you to think about your actions.

*She takes a shortcut through limbo and leaves*

[bad-rich-interpreter]

*Richard pulls out his phone again* Hello, I need you to undo a god-level curse. {Sound of a different person talking}. The successor this time. {Sound of that person talking some more}. 5oz. {Sound of that person talking some more}. 10oz. {Sound of that person talking some more} 15oz final offer. {Sound of that person talking some more}. Pleasure doing business with you. *Richered hangs up the phone*

*Richered then turns to address his bodyguards.* I have a meeting with the Shamen in 30, then I gotta go visit Lo. Prepare transport.

[bad-rich-interpreter]

I am going to find and listen to some of my father's old tapes. He might have logged some good ideas on some of them. He liked keeping an audio journal of his "experiments".

[messenger-faith-interpreter]

*you pay no notice to the 6'5" tall woman in the room because godly thief bullshit™*

[bad-rich-interpreter]

*Richard presses a button on his desk, and quickly yet quietly says* Code Apotheon. Type sucessor H.

*The moment he has done that, he lets go of the button, makes eye contact, and says* Hello there, under what circumstances do I owe the pleasure of meeting the successor of the god of trade, travelers, tricksters, and thieves?

[messenger-faith-interpreter]

this is the second time. And how do rich people/ megacorps counter my divine bullshit. I stole 40 bucks and you shoe once.

The ghosts said you were talking about you saying your dad had tapes on experiments he did and I was bored.

[bad-rich-interpreter]

I would hardly call that a meeting. Also, with interest, you would owe me roughly around $100 by now. But that is beside the point.

My father, the late Dr.Henry M. Moneywealth, after leaving the company to me, started doing experiments of some kind, and when he died, he left two tapes to me in his will. I never got around to listening to them, but knowing him, they are logs of what the results of his experiments could mean, could do, could create. real revolutionary stuff.

[messenger-faith-interpreter]

Could be revolutionary and you left the tapes unlistened to.

This is why I have only considered cursing megacorps they are either incompetent or evil or both. That or I make a deal with death who I put in this jar to release her if all the billionaires are killed.

[bad-rich-interpreter]

Even with the training he gave me, suddenly being the one running an entire megacorp is a lot of work. He also stated in his will that the contents are for me and that they can wait if I am busy, so there is that.

Now, if the reason you came here is for the tapes or something, then I will have to ask you to leave the premises immediately.

[messenger-faith-interpreter]

You do know I will learn what's on them if I'm here or not. If I'm here I can tell you no if it's terrible in person instead of by brick how I communicate with all rich people.

[bad-rich-interpreter]

Okay, but have you considered the fact that...

*Richered flicks his leg subtly, only for Xis, a second later, to feel a tranquilizer dart enter the back of her leg, and it is a strong one that is actually affecting her.*

...it is time for you to take a nap.

[messenger-faith-interpreter]

*the needle breaks on the cargo pants that Hephaestus canonically made*

The ghosts you fool the ghosts even if I did get knocked out by your frankly pathetic attempt that wouldn't work even if it didn't break on my clothes I am fast and the ghosts would still be listening and trying to get me to pay their fare across the river for the information.

And for attempting to drug me your have to be a woman now.

*snaps and the dude has become a dudette*

[bad-rich-interpreter]

GET OUT.

*A group of bodyguards enters the room, gets between Xis and Richard, and starts pushing Xis outside*

*Richard sighs and pulls out his phone* Hey, Lo. I am going to need your services again. {sound of someone talking}. 5 shares. {sound of someone talking}. 10 shared and the details of what happened. {sound of someone talking}. Deal. *Richered hangs up the phone* Well, this is a minor annoyance.

[bad-rich-interpreter]

I am going to find and listen to some of my father's old tapes. He might have logged some good ideas on some of them. He liked keeping an audio journal of his "experiments".

[messenger-faith-interpreter]

*you pay no notice to the 6'5" tall woman in the room because godly thief bullshit™*

[bad-rich-interpreter]

*Richard presses a button on his desk, and quickly yet quietly says* Code Apotheon. Type sucessor H.

*The moment he has done that, he lets go of the button, makes eye contact, and says* Hello there, under what circumstances do I owe the pleasure of meeting the successor of the god of trade, travelers, tricksters, and thieves?

[messenger-faith-interpreter]

this is the second time. And how do rich people/ megacorps counter my divine bullshit. I stole 40 bucks and you shoe once.

The ghosts said you were talking about you saying your dad had tapes on experiments he did and I was bored.

[bad-rich-interpreter]

I would hardly call that a meeting. Also, with interest, you would owe me roughly around $100 by now. But that is beside the point.

My father, the late Dr.Henry M. Moneywealth, after leaving the company to me, started doing experiments of some kind, and when he died, he left two tapes to me in his will. I never got around to listening to them, but knowing him, they are logs of what the results of his experiments could mean, could do, could create. real revolutionary stuff.

[messenger-faith-interpreter]

Could be revolutionary and you left the tapes unlistened to.

This is why I have only considered cursing megacorps they are either incompetent or evil or both. That or I make a deal with death who I put in this jar to release her if all the billionaires are killed.

[bad-rich-interpreter]

Even with the training he gave me, suddenly being the one running an entire megacorp is a lot of work. He also stated in his will that the contents are for me and that they can wait if I am busy, so there is that.

Now, if the reason you came here is for the tapes or something, then I will have to ask you to leave the premises immediately.

[messenger-faith-interpreter]

You do know I will learn what's on them if I'm here or not. If I'm here I can tell you no if it's terrible in person instead of by brick how I communicate with all rich people.

[bad-rich-interpreter]

Okay, but have you considered the fact that...

*Richered flicks his leg subtly, only for Xis, a second later, to feel a tranquilizer dart enter the back of her leg, and it is a strong one that is actually affecting her.*

...it is time for you to take a nap.

[bad-rich-interpreter]

I am going to find and listen to some of my father's old tapes. He might have logged some good ideas on some of them. He liked keeping an audio journal of his "experiments".

[messenger-faith-interpreter]

*you pay no notice to the 6'5" tall woman in the room because godly thief bullshit™*

[bad-rich-interpreter]

*Richard presses a button on his desk, and quickly yet quietly says* Code Apotheon. Type sucessor H.

*The moment he has done that, he lets go of the button, makes eye contact, and says* Hello there, under what circumstances do I owe the pleasure of meeting the successor of the god of trade, travelers, tricksters, and thieves?

[messenger-faith-interpreter]

this is the second time. And how do rich people/ megacorps counter my divine bullshit. I stole 40 bucks and you shoe once.

The ghosts said you were talking about you saying your dad had tapes on experiments he did and I was bored.

[bad-rich-interpreter]

I would hardly call that a meeting. Also, with interest, you would owe me roughly around $100 by now. But that is beside the point.

My father, the late Dr.Henry M. Moneywealth, after leaving the company to me, started doing experiments of some kind, and when he died, he left two tapes to me in his will. I never got around to listening to them, but knowing him, they are logs of what the results of his experiments could mean, could do, could create. real revolutionary stuff.

[messenger-faith-interpreter]

Could be revolutionary and you left the tapes unlistened to.

This is why I have only considered cursing megacorps they are either incompetent or evil or both. That or I make a deal with death who I put in this jar to release her if all the billionaires are killed.

[bad-rich-interpreter]

Even with the training he gave me, suddenly being the one running an entire megacorp is a lot of work. He also stated in his will that the contents are for me and that they can wait if I am busy, so there is that.

Now, if the reason you came here is for the tapes or something, then I will have to ask you to leave the premises immediately.

[bad-rich-interpreter]

I am going to find and listen to some of my father's old tapes. He might have logged some good ideas on some of them. He liked keeping an audio journal of his "experiments".

[messenger-faith-interpreter]

*you pay no notice to the 6'5" tall woman in the room because godly thief bullshit™*

[bad-rich-interpreter]

*Richard presses a button on his desk, and quickly yet quietly says* Code Apotheon. Type sucessor H.

*The moment he has done that, he lets go of the button, makes eye contact, and says* Hello there, under what circumstances do I owe the pleasure of meeting the successor of the god of trade, travelers, tricksters, and thieves?

[messenger-faith-interpreter]

this is the second time. And how do rich people/ megacorps counter my divine bullshit. I stole 40 bucks and you shoe once.

The ghosts said you were talking about you saying your dad had tapes on experiments he did and I was bored.

[bad-rich-interpreter]

I would hardly call that a meeting. Also, with interest, you would owe me roughly around $100 by now. But that is beside the point.

My father, the late Dr.Henry M. Moneywealth, after leaving the company to me, started doing experiments of some kind, and when he died, he left two tapes to me in his will. I never got around to listening to them, but knowing him, they are logs of what the results of his experiments could mean, could do, could create. real revolutionary stuff.

[bad-rich-interpreter]

I am going to find and listen to some of my father's old tapes. He might have logged some good ideas on some of them. He liked keeping an audio journal of his "experiments".

[messenger-faith-interpreter]

*you pay no notice to the 6'5" tall woman in the room because godly thief bullshit™*

[bad-rich-interpreter]

*Richard presses a button on his desk, and quickly yet quietly says* Code Apotheon. Type sucessor H.

*The moment he has done that, he lets go of the button, makes eye contact, and says* Hello there, under what circumstances do I owe the pleasure of meeting the successor of the god of trade, travelers, tricksters, and thieves?

[bad-rich-interpreter]

Are you sure that is a good idea? Somethings deserve to be forgotten.

-a concerned observer 

You clearly don't understand how beneficial this could be. I could probably make at least another million or two from doing this.

[bad-rich-interpreter]

I am going to find and listen to some of my father's old tapes. He might have logged some good ideas on some of them. He liked keeping an audio journal of his "experiments".

[bad-rich-interpreter]

You should do some sort of deal colab thing with Empro Industries.

// mod is busy with "the character"

[bad-rich-interpreter]

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//@gastly-interpreter

Asistent!

The Ghost is back! She brought an ouija board this time!

On it, boss! *The assistant pulls out a vacuum and sucks away the ghost*

[the-pancake-woman]

So you hate Waffle men?

yes?

no?

idk I’m homophobic.

[good-and-heterophobic-horse]

*shocked gasp*

I trusted you!

[the-pancake-woman]

>:3

never go against a pancake when death is on the line!!!

[death-faith-interpreter]

Why am I on the line?

[bad-rich-interpreter]

Because it is profitable for you to be.

[drakenbaconinc]

How intelligent, I was worried he might be stupid

[adhd-faith-interpreter]

THE ANGLE MEASUREMENTS ARE OFF

THAT TRIANGLE HAS TWO SIDES OF EQUAL LENGTH, MEANING THAT TWO OF ITS ANGLES MUST BE EQUAL, BUT IT HAS ALL THE ANGLES AT DIFFERENT NUMBERS

[the-pancake-woman]

n-no it’s not

90+60+30=180

[adhd-faith-interpreter]

Yes the angles have the correct total, but the actual triangle is incorrect.

Hold up I gotta draw ts

[the-pancake-woman]

x time square root of 3 ^2 is 3x x^2 is x

x+3x=4x

square root of 4x is 2x

I fucked up meant 3x^2 and x^2

[death-faith-interpreter]

There is no point in this…

[the-pancake-woman]

screw you death I eat rocks and answer math questions right

I will not stand here while I’m blatantly lied to

>:(

the answer is 2x

[adhd-faith-interpreter]

It's not the math ITS THE SKETCH THEY DREW THE DAMN TRIANGLE WRONG FOR THE ANGLES

[bad-rich-interpreter]

Sounds like you should buy a protractor.

[hungry-faith-interpreter]

It seems like you could use the "Reality Location Stabilizater" from Moneywealth Industries.

Purchaseable for the low-low price of only $499.99

//@bad-rich-interpreter

… how the fuck are you talking to me in between dimensions!?!?

[bad-rich-interpreter]

Well, your phone is receiving a signal, it seems.

[bad-rich-interpreter]

I feel like I should state that sometimes a post will be made by one of the executives at Moneywealth Industries. But I will have them tag with #Executive posting