send me your worst baby

do YOU have something horrible? something absolutely vile? something completely horrendous for wizard101 or pirate101? do you want to SEE something horrible? youre in the right place motherfucker

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cool ranch

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portugal happens. just portugal.

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they completely forget about the loose ends and armada cliffhanger and pivot over to a new and completely unrelated villain when continuing pirate101's story

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pirate101 arc 2

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kingsisle introduces popup ads in both games in an attempt to get more revenue. no, you don't gain anything from viewing or clicking on the ad.

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companions have life spans tied to their real life counterparts. (ex: ratbeard will die <2 real life years after you recruit him)

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They start killing off companions to create tension

they disappear from your crew roster and become unusable. however, not all companions die for every class. generally the ones most useful to each class will be taken out, though. this also applies to companions from purchased bundles.

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fizzles don't only fail to cast your spell. now, they deal damage to your health, knocking out about 20% each time, and drain your mana and energy.

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the next world is an island inspired world. written the same way skull island, ursai village, and celestia were. combined.

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the level cap isn't raised in the next pirate101 story update

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every writer is laid off, leaving what remains of the team to pick up the slack, but because of lack of communication, the next arc falls apart into a disjointed confusing mess that doesn't know what its doing with itself

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the next world is riddled with AI generated writing, voice acting, and artwork. kingsisle proceeds to direct all energy and funding into merch for this world.

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companions can get lonely and depressed if you don't use them for a while or refuse to level them up. this sadness can spread to other companions and make them refuse to do tasks, hit mobs, and reduces their performance. sometimes, they can die of sadness, and you're forced to have a funeral for them. this brings down the mood of the rest of your crew, making them even sadder.

you have to pay crowns to revive your dead companion. when they're revived, they're still sad.

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mooshu 2

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mounts and pets can now pollute zones by leaving fumes or waste everywhere. if you don't stop and clean up, you get charged in crowns. cleanup involves a reskinned mini game of whirlyburly. if you lose, the mess gets bigger, and you will get charged more crowns.

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i like the way you think. companions can now litter and destroy areas both while walking with you and during combat. if you don't play the minigame you're charged crowns for every barrel, crate, or other obstacle you broke in combat. and sometimes your companions can get arrested and fined for littering but because they have no money on account of being fictional characters, the fine and their bail is charged from your crowns balance. you can break them out of jail, but only if you play a game of reskinned whirlyburly. if you fail, you're arrested too and you can't move on with the story until you escape, also by playing reskinned whirlyburly.

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mounts and pets can now pollute zones by leaving fumes or waste everywhere. if you don't stop and clean up, you get charged in crowns. cleanup involves a reskinned mini game of whirlyburly. if you lose, the mess gets bigger, and you will get charged more crowns.

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companions' weapons can now break in combat. they lose some damage stats and their special hits. you can replace it with bazaar gear, but they are incredibly fussy and picky as to what they get, and sometimes it can break the moment you leave the store.