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He/him, 21, fat, gay Alt blog where I ruin ace attorney and other video games of the japanese mystery visual novel variety. I am a professional miscreant and pervert, do not mess with me.

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Me when I’m chewing bubble gum and I blow a really big bubble

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Did you know that in the Ace Attorney Series, Dick Gumshoe was originally supposed to be female?

This was proposed during the early stages of the game, but was shot down because the writers were having a hard time coming up with a feminine name for her, and because because Shu Takumi thought players might interpret Gumshoe’s relationship with Edgeworth as romantic. (little did he know…) Takumi wasn’t necessarily opposed to having a female detective, but didn’t feel that it was the right fit for Gumshoe specifically.

After this happened, Shu Takumi proposed a long set of rules and guidelines to help character designers come up with better fitting names, designs and genders for the game. These rules eventually led to elements of Gumshoe’s original design being split up and repurposed for both Ema and Lana Skye’s designs in Rise From the Ashes. You can look up “dick gumshoe rule 34” for more information.

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the snakepei ytp

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I hope I have enough time to get to the bathroom… I have enough time to get to the bathroom… please…

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NO!!! YOU WILL GIVE ME MORE SELFIES!!!!!

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To be clear I have played the life is strange games before. I’m replaying them for the first time in 9 years so that i can do the whole series in one go

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I am going to make chris redfield bear my children in tomodachi life and none of you can stop me

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Whoa! That was souosso surreal.

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I find it incredibly funny that because of how poorly this line of dialogue has aged, victoria is now stuck in the retro zone

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Woah! That was so surrealas so surreal.

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absolutely crucial that you understand “strong as fuck ice mummy” is a genuine plot point in zero escape 999

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If franziska von karma was real and we were in a gay relationship i would probably be a woman

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If pop windibank was real and we were in a gay relationship i would be sad because he would be dead

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I love deleting my comment when someone ratios me on tumblr. If I can’t have you then no one can

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I know this blog is dead because i stopped posting about but what if i actually started talking about a third non-ace attorney franchise? I think that would fix things

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Anyways i just bought life is strange remastered for $8

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If shi long lang was real and we were in a gay relationship he would ask me “woof woof arruff can i pee on u babey boy” and i would say “maybe, why” and he would say “to mark my terrotory grrrr” and i would say “but yuo know im yours babe” and i would kiss him slopey styles and he would say “wolf noises thanks badaceattorney that means a lot to me, your boyfriend, shi long lang” and i would say “you’re very welcome shi long lang” and he would say “that is my name woof woof awooga” and i would say “awooga isn’t a wolf sound” and he would say “can i pee on u or not”

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Will we get aa7?😭

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