Welcome to madness

Multi-fandom & Bad Jokes & Literature & Sarcasm

[vodka-con-amor-deactivated20221]

[badass-queen-blog1]

Love is love🔥

[mobpsycho100]

[hihereami]

Keith: *Walks into the kitchen* Is something burning?

Lance: *Leaning seductively against the counter* Just my desire for you.

Hunk, on the background: Lance, the toaster is literally on fire.

[i-am-a-fish]

hey kid, come closer i wanna start some shit

[dedblg-deactivated20190529]

*hesitantly steps closer*

[i-am-a-fish]

thanks but I’d like for you to come even closer than that, i really want to start some shit and it would be better if you are as close as possible

[dedblg-deactivated20190529]

*slowly takes a few more steps forward*

[i-am-a-fish]

ok that’s close enough by the way i really appreciate you coming this close it really does make starting shit a lot easier so thank you for that

[dedblg-deactivated20190529]

You’re welcome! So… what kinda shit you gonna start?

[i-am-a-fish]

i wanna start…

…a friendshit

[kirvia-deactivated20180315]

god i hate my life

[lacomadre2018]

Te odiaría pero eres fea, la vida te odio primero.

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[badass-queen-blog1]

Like when you are +18 and Horikoshi send you an adult Angel 😍🔥

[nnanaseharu14]

HQ!! LOG

[badass-queen-blog1]

Can I have like all of them for my birthday?

[gameraboy]

[kenyatta]

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

[rwiggly]

lmfao just walking away at the end like fuck this shit I’m out

[badass-queen-blog1]

This is like the best thing that happend to me today

[badass-queen-blog1]

Akaashi: My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon

[ruinsofxerxes]

FMA au where everything is the same except Al calls Ed ‘Brotha’

*al voice* hug me brothaaaaaaaa

[savedbythenotepad]

Al: *with forced patience* Ed?

Ed: Yeah?

Al: Where’s my body?

[dar-draws]

it’s come full circle

[badass-queen-blog1]

Apply cold water in the BURNED area😂. Damn girl wherr did you get all that sassyness

[anxietyproblem]

Follow us @anxietyproblem​

[flapqueen]

my mum just told me to “stop being so depressed all the time”

[sailorcuba-remade-deactivated20]

yaknow…the keith from my commission post…..im just rly gay

[badass-queen-blog1]

He is so sexy omg

[depressed-anxiousshit]

Have you ever woke up and thought “wow today is a wonderful day” but in reality you are just gay and depressed? I need coffee

[badass-queen-blog1]

I...well...Just depressed :'v and in need of coffe