Forever Young and Free

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

when your son gets locked up

[furryvergil]

when your son escapes 

[y0itsjojo]

when your son comes home

[fatmasc]

Hot take but you literally need carbs and fat to survive

[pukaiiicho]

but are you sure

[fatmasc]

What the fuck does this mean of course im sure this is a medical fact

[catmemearchive]

That’s a very cheap therapist,

may seem a bit sketchy.

But i trust her.

[genial-jinjur-deactivated202312]

Why does this kitty need fifty cents?

[abagofqueertricks]

because cats are small dragons and need to hoard shiny things

[i-am-a-fish]

hey kid, come closer i wanna start some shit

[dedblg-deactivated20190529]

*hesitantly steps closer*

[i-am-a-fish]

thanks but I’d like for you to come even closer than that, i really want to start some shit and it would be better if you are as close as possible

[dedblg-deactivated20190529]

*slowly takes a few more steps forward*

[i-am-a-fish]

ok that’s close enough by the way i really appreciate you coming this close it really does make starting shit a lot easier so thank you for that

[dedblg-deactivated20190529]

You’re welcome! So… what kinda shit you gonna start?

[i-am-a-fish]

i wanna start…

…a friendshit

[dedblg-deactivated20190529]

*in tears* that sounds absolutely lovely~

[i-am-a-fish]

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

a friendshit oh my god 

[vanguard]

this seems…heterosexual

[egberts]

don’t know what this is about but i hope you get through it okay 😔🙏

[vanguard]

update: it was heterosexual :(

[striders]

praying for you 😪

[megaman2]

[greys-anatomy-causes-heart-ons]

we just gonna ignore the fact that Amelia is bisexual???????? Canonically???!!!!!!

[depressed-anxiousshit]

OmG I STAN A QUEEN

[i-am-a-fish]

you deserve love!! im gonna say a swear word in this post so please scroll past if that’s too much for you ok here goes you deserve some fucking love!!!!!

[yellowpoet]

My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought

[troyetroyetroye]

My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die

[momoiroinkremade]

[theriu]

Im so sorry youve been trapped in the passenger seat all these years Yellow.

[yellowpoet]

GOD PLEASE LET ME OUT I MISS MY FAMILY

[just-shower-thoughts]

Birthdays are only really fun when your under 25 or over 80

[i-am-a-fish]

wow that’s a lot of uh… a lot of toxic stuff on your dash today… let me just uh…..clear that up

[ikimaru]

future 💕

was trying to fix a wip and then then they ended up looking a bit older so I made it into a set and now I’m cryin

[b40v]

line art is pretty fun

(don’t repost)

[averagefairy]

ok can we agree that the WORST feeling is when you’re just sitting around consciously procrastinating and you’re just overly aware that each second that passes is more time wasted and you like watch hours pass and you’re STILL procrastinating and you CANT STOP and your panicked brain is trapped inside a body that refuses to be productive and inside you’re screaming but outwardly you’re just eating chips 

[lizardbby]

that’s not procrastination that’s executive disfunction

[bogleech]

oh

[depressed-anxiousshit]

Welp, I didn’t think I would be here again. I thought this place was dead, like me.

[yourfaveisanexcatholicgay]

You used to be Catholic but are now gay!

[depressed-anxiousshit]

oh shit 

[mojav]

Wtf people actually tell their crushes they like them??????

[lunaimer]

What the hell do YOU do?

[mojav]

i die? lmao what kinda question….