Badass-And-Fuzzy

A shadowhunters side ran by someone who loves bad puns. (21, she, bi aroace, Arts and agriculture student)

[incorrect-malec]

Alec: Can you ride?

Magnus [enthusiastically looking Alec up and down]: Yes!

Alec:

Alec: I meant the bike.

[normal-thoughts-official]

Can people just, stop erasing Raphael's sexuality/deciding that being sex repulsed isn't valid? It's so fucking gross.

ok but like it literally fucking is and the worst part to me is that people LEGIT try to wokewash what is very obviously acephobia by being like “not all ace ppl are sex repulsed this is a harmful trope uwu”

like shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP. i’ve literally never seen a single ace person saying that raphael was bad rep or a harmful stereotype. second of all sex repulsed ace ppl DON’T get rep like, at all, especially if they are not (explicitly) aro (i’m not saying that hc-ing raphael as aro isn’t valid btw, just that like.... usually the stereotype with ace people is “loner hermit who hates everyone, has no meaningful connections with anybody, and is a weirdo” like book raphael lmaoooo and raphael is explicitly not that despite what some people seem to think. he is explicitly shown to at the very least be interested in relationships, not to mention be fiercely loyal and very fucking caring with others). so like. raphael was never depicted as a harmful stereotype. and the show went out of its way to make one of the points of that plotline that ace people deserve love and relationships and people to be interested in them EVEN IF THEY’RE SEX REPULSED AND THE PERSON IN QUESTION IS VERY SEXUAL, so by undoing his sex repulsion you’re just shitting all over that. third of all, WE KNOW THAT YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT ACE REP

like if ur going to be an aphobe piece of shit who just wants to turn raphael into a sexy latino stereotype just say “i’m an aphobe piece of shit and want to turn raphael into a sexy latino stereotype” and fucking go, but don’t you fucking dare try to pretend that this is about caring about ace rep, especially when you could just as easily headcanon someone else as a non-sex repulsed ace instead of trying to take away raphael’s canon identity. because we deserve diverse aces! why not make other characters sex-neutral and sex-positive aces, huh? why not get all types of aces in your headcanons? we fucking know why

like it seriously drives me up the wall it makes me so fucking crazy i just want to go around screaming and yelling and beating people up STOP WRITING RAPHAEL SMUT STOP “HEADCANONING HIM AS DEMI” AND USING THAT AS AN EXCUSE TO WRITE PORN WITH HIM (DEMI PPL ARE NOT UR EXCUSE TO SEXUALIZE ACES YOU ASSHOLE) STOP FETISHIZING RAPHAEL GO AWAY YOU FUCKING HEATHENS GO AWAY

[kateera]

Decided to do a more Lucy centric  shitpost text meme

BONUS Garcy because I couldn’t resist.

[deamaia]

requested by anonymous

[allsonargent]

favorite group dynamics ≡Shadowhunters

[shadowhunterspocdaily]

I’ll just take some time off.

[luxxmagnus]

Sometimes I get reminded that there are people out there that dislike Magnus' iconic 1x06 look and that is so sad. I would say "get well soon" but like you deserve no rights for not liking s1 Magnus looks at all.

[sharona1x2]

Shadowhunters Favorites ➧  Male Character, Magnus Bane

“But as a leader, there are difficult decisions I have to make to ensure the survival of my people.”

[normal-thoughts-official]

I love the concept of like (possibly in an au, maybe university?) Magnus normally being a really smooth flirt but around Alec hes like *trips* *stutters slightly* *makes a bad pun* *blushes a little* *once dropped a textbook on his foot when Alec smiled at him* *generally is a disaster* and Alec's just like haha what a disaster cutie hes so bad at smooth talking and everyones like Alec ur experiences are not universal bes INCREDIBLY good at smooth talking what are you on and Alec is oblivious

Like, incredibly put together and smooth “lothario” Magnus Bane just being an absolute flustered mess around Alec and Alec just thinks he’s always like this. Meanwhile people who know Magnus stare in awe as the most elegant person they know nearly trips over a carpet then *blushes* when Alec steadies him.

anon, you do realize you’re describing sh canon, right? like, that’s s1 in a nutshell. everyone’s so like ooohhhh MANGUS BONES is so SMOOTH he is such a LOTHARIO he is S O SUAV E and then as soon as he sees Alec he’s like *gags for a split second* *makes a meat pun* *inexplicably asks his SISTER about how to better court him* *MENTIONS SOME OTHER GUY HE POSSIBLY DIDNT EVEN FUCK????? WHY* *tells his brother that he needs alec to come because he uhhhhhhh hmmm uhhhhh he LOOKS LIKE A VIRGIN* *plays with his earlobe at least a thousand times* “speaking of want…. how’s Alexander” is all like “I’m being coy???”

like if that’s Magnus Bane, most desired man in the shadow world,’s, usual repertoire. then i. need to kinda shame the entire downworlder community

jdjdjdndjsndjdn im just kidding tho i get what you mean, but like, after centuries of practice Alec pretty much reduced Magnus to terrible puns, all but blurting out “I’m bisexual”, accidentally insulting him when he was trying to flirt, and explaining to him that hes flirting. we all make fun of alec for being a dumb useless thot but truth is theyre both disaster gays as soon as they lay eyes on each other. true soulmates

[normal-thoughts-official]

the only difference between Magnus and Alec is that once Magnus fucks up with his flirting he absolutely commits to it and acts like that was his intention all along i will not be taking questions

[ohneiljostens-deactivated202006]

magnus: *exists* alec: ♥‿♥

[khaleesiofalicante]

all i want in life is malec first meeting but with crack music n the sound of windows processing in the background

#there was an attempt

[shcolordaily]

[xatheer-castielx]

Jace: what if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in spanish

Magnus:

Alec:

Magnus: how the FUCK did you get in our apartment ?!

[redscrollsofmalec-deactivated20]

Magnus: Alexander, sometimes I worry you’re taking your fatherly duties a little too seriously

Alec: *mixing furiously* if Susan thinks her cookies are gonna be the most popular at the bake sale tomorrow then she’d be WRONG

[princeofedom-deactivated2019071]

All right. But we’re not safe here. The lair’s location has been compromised.

[half-bakedboy]

↣ pairing | Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood ↣ chapters | 6/8 ↣ word count | 18k ↣ status | complete ↣ posting | twice weekly ↣ rating | teen

↣ sneak peak | “I’m here with Magnus Bane, half of the distinguished, marketing genius duo who founded Downworld Incorporated with his partner, Ragnor Fell when they were just 22 years old. Magnus, thank you so much for being here,” she started. Magnus’ smile caused a flutter through Alec’s stomach. “I know you’re not usually alone up here. How does it feel without having Ragnor by your side?” She asked. Alec saw the smile on Magnus’ face start to break but he caught himself and a sense of pride simmered through Alec. 

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[queeredy]

Do I want romance or am I a victim of amatonormativity?

Do you guys ever have the problem of not knowing whether you actually want something or society just told you to want it?

Despite being greyromantic I think I want a romantic relationship. And despite me experiencing romantic attraction very rarely, I only can comfortably engage in a romantic relationship if I feel romantic attraction. At the mere thought of doing romantically coded things with someone I'm not romantically attracted to I feel repulsed and almost violated (you see the dilemma?)

But in the last time I'm asking myself more and more questions. Does my discomfort come from the romantic acts or from being told to only do these things with someone I romantically love?

Do I feel uncomfortable showing physical affection to close friends because I don't like it or because I was told to not do these things when we're "only friends"? (Or because I'm afraid they will immidiately think I have a crush on them?)

Do I actually want a romantic relationship or do I want a commited relationship but I was taught those are always inherently romantic?

Do I want romance or am I a victim of amatonormativity?