I'm with the tree. No, the SMART tree, dumbass.

[eeethereaaal-deactivated2022081]

[rocket-roquill-raccoon]

[meme-mystique]

@rocketmemecoon

[rocketmemecoon]

I need to work on the design. It got swarmed, and so didn’t actually catch anything.

[i-meme-groot]

I am Groot?

I am Groot?

[rocketmemecoon]

I’m trapping dumbasses.

And I tried to ask you to for design advice, but you were roots-deep in that game you’re playing, and just said I should go for kill, not capture, and then kept right on playing. And hey, maybe you’re right... but we’re tryin’ to be a bit good, right? So maybe dumbasses get captured, not killed.

*shrugs*

[rocket-roquill-raccoon]

[meme-mystique]

@rocketmemecoon

[rocketmemecoon]

I need to work on the design. It got swarmed, and so didn’t actually catch anything.

[memecaptainsteverogers]

I didn’t mean to break the fourth wall but I was chasing a bad guy and couldn’t corner in time.

[jemma-simmemes]

Cap, I don’t think… You know that isn’t… @deadmemepool can you please come explain what the Fourth Wall is to our lovely Cap as I think he’s a bit… Confused.

[memecaptainsteverogers]

Wade was with me when it happened! It was a real whole big thing. All better now, though, reality is patched, I’m still played by Chris Hemsworth in the movies, everything is fine. 

[jemma-simmemes]

Cap… You are played by Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth plays Thor, Chris Pratt plays Peter Quill… I know that’s a lot of Chris’ but it’s not so hard to follow. Tom Hiddleston is Loki, Tom Holland is Spidey #3 (there has been two incarnations before Holland version)… I could list almost everyone at SHIELD and in the Tower but I’ll be here all night.

Also, I totally didn’t use one of Dr Foster Portals to find this all out… Nope, totally didn’t ask alternate universe me for this info…

[memecaptainsteverogers]

Look, Jemma, I know I don’t have any fancy degrees but you can check IMDB and it will tell you just about everything you said is wrong. 

Chris Evans I’m pretty sure plays Thor, and Chris Pine plays Peter Quill, and Chris Pratt I don’t think is in the movies yet. I don’t even know who Tom Holland is but we had a near miss where Tom Cruise really wanted to play Loki….

[scarletmemewitch]

tom holland plays tony, in spite of being like, 30 years too young, because hollywood has a phobia of men over 40 in leading roles

[thor-the-asgardian-meme]

No, no, no, you’re all wrong. Tom Hiddleston plays Stark, Matt Damon plays Loki, Tom Holland is Loki, Chris Pratt plays the good Captain, Chris Pine plays me, Chris Evans plays the Lord of the Stars and Chris Hemsworth is in the Detective Comics universe.

[i-meme-groot]

I am Groot!

[thor-the-asgardian-meme]

Oh, sorry, Tree! Liam and Chris Hemsworth are both in the Detective Comics universe!

[rocketmemecoon]

… this level of confusion is why I’ve never watched any of these things…

[thor-the-asgardian-meme]

Dear rabbit, we are not confused! It is however an ongoing joke to be confused between the Chrises of the Wood of the Holly tree.

[lokid--child-of-memes]

Yes, my brother is absolutely correct, I am played by Matt Damon and Tom Holland. Also Tessa Thompson, I think?

[ladyhawkmemeguy]

that was when I had to stop watching those. tessa made a distressingly hot loki and then my brain broke.

[pepper-to-the-rescmeme]

I think a Scarlett Johansen plays me? Pretty lady.

[i-meme-groot]

I am Groot!

[rocketmemecoon]

Hang on a minute. Ryan Reynolds is my voice actor? So they, what, got a voice actor and a body actor or something?

Hmm... guess I could maybe see the voice choice. Who’s the body actor? Is... is that a thing?

Maybe I should watch all these things after all...

[memecaptainsteverogers]

I didn’t mean to break the fourth wall but I was chasing a bad guy and couldn’t corner in time.

[jemma-simmemes]

Cap, I don’t think… You know that isn’t… @deadmemepool can you please come explain what the Fourth Wall is to our lovely Cap as I think he’s a bit… Confused.

[memecaptainsteverogers]

Wade was with me when it happened! It was a real whole big thing. All better now, though, reality is patched, I’m still played by Chris Hemsworth in the movies, everything is fine. 

[jemma-simmemes]

Cap… You are played by Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth plays Thor, Chris Pratt plays Peter Quill… I know that’s a lot of Chris’ but it’s not so hard to follow. Tom Hiddleston is Loki, Tom Holland is Spidey #3 (there has been two incarnations before Holland version)… I could list almost everyone at SHIELD and in the Tower but I’ll be here all night.

Also, I totally didn’t use one of Dr Foster Portals to find this all out… Nope, totally didn’t ask alternate universe me for this info…

[memecaptainsteverogers]

Look, Jemma, I know I don’t have any fancy degrees but you can check IMDB and it will tell you just about everything you said is wrong. 

Chris Evans I’m pretty sure plays Thor, and Chris Pine plays Peter Quill, and Chris Pratt I don’t think is in the movies yet. I don’t even know who Tom Holland is but we had a near miss where Tom Cruise really wanted to play Loki….

[scarletmemewitch]

tom holland plays tony, in spite of being like, 30 years too young, because hollywood has a phobia of men over 40 in leading roles

[thor-the-asgardian-meme]

No, no, no, you’re all wrong. Tom Hiddleston plays Stark, Matt Damon plays Loki, Tom Holland is Loki, Chris Pratt plays the good Captain, Chris Pine plays me, Chris Evans plays the Lord of the Stars and Chris Hemsworth is in the Detective Comics universe.

[i-meme-groot]

I am Groot!

[thor-the-asgardian-meme]

Oh, sorry, Tree! Liam and Chris Hemsworth are both in the Detective Comics universe!

[rocketmemecoon]

... this level of confusion is why I’ve never watched any of these things...

[babyanimalgifs]

[commander-rumlow-meme-of-hydra]

Looks like the Trash Panda has some training after all. Did Quill put you up to this?

@rocketmemecoon

[rocketmemecoon]

Do a “trick,” get paid in food. Nope, this one’s all me.

[i-meme-groot]

Officials warn of 'zombie raccoons' after reported sightings

The disease is highly contagious and can spread through several methods including inhalation and contact with raccoon feces. 

I am Groot?!

[rocketmemecoon]

Not me, buddy. Still alive and well.

And now steering very clear of the raccoon populations, I guess.

[memewarmachinerox]

Today, on this most auspicious of days, I am watching Star Wars.

[rocketmemecoon]

... you mean to tell me that weird computer-generated head-bob Han does is because someone decided to mess with how things really went on camera?

[night-dawn-day]

Chewbacca Plays with Kittens - Video

[misty-anne]

@deadcatwithaflamethrower !!!

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

Chewbacca and kitties is kryptonite.

[dum-meme]

A flerkin would beat a Wookiee in a fight, right?

[chewbaccmeme]

ROAR!

[i-meme-groot]

I am Groot?

[chewbaccmeme]

Roar.

[i-meme-groot]

I am Groot!

[rocketmemecoon]

Ahhh... Groot? Maybe best not? I don’t think he can understand you.

[thor-the-asgardian-meme]

I am totally okay and definitely not crying over Endgame

jk I’m a wreck

Feel free to cry/scream with me in my DMs!

[rocketmemecoon]

About to see it myself. Feel free to scream into my DMs/ask box as well. I'll catch y'all on the other side!

[depsidase]

[gamemea]

@rocketmemecoon

[rocketmemecoon]

Raccoon, rabbit, man. At this point, call me whatever you feel like, and if I realize you’re talking about me... maybe I’ll answer. 😜

[justincorrectmarvel]

Thor: Dare me to drink this gallon of apple juice

Stephen: What?

Thor: I said dare me-

Carol: I dare you!

Thor: Okay!

Stephen: WAIT NO-

[dr-leonard-h-mccoy-meme]

…I bet this ended very badly. If it was bad cause I drank one in 3 days, imagine what it would’ve done to Thor in only 1.

[meme-mystique]

I think you underestimate Thor’s ability to do anything. 

@thor-the-asgardian-meme How many gallons of any one drink have you ever had?

[thor-the-asgardian-meme]

I ONCE DRANK TEN BARRELS OF MEAD FOLLOWED BY FIVE BARRELS OF WINE FOLLOWED BY AN UNKNOWN NUMBER OF GLASSES OF WATER IT WAS A FORGOTTEN DAY

[rocketmemecoon]

Also known as Tuesday. Good times.

[thor-the-asgardian-meme]

I DO NOT EVEN KNOW IF IT WAS A TUESDAY, RABBIT. I REMEMBER NOTHING.

[rocketmemecoon]

Oh, I know you don’t remember it. I’m telling you. It was Tuesday. Couple weeks ago.

[thor-the-asgardian-meme]

What did I do, sweet rabbit?

[rocketmemecoon]

Ah, it’s not so bad. You drank all you said, plus a few more barrels of something I’m honestly not sure where you got it from. Then you said that with your new axe, you could totally fly around the world faster than the blink of an eye. Then you said, “See?” and fell over unconscious. Slept it off.

[justincorrectmarvel]

Thor: Dare me to drink this gallon of apple juice

Stephen: What?

Thor: I said dare me-

Carol: I dare you!

Thor: Okay!

Stephen: WAIT NO-

[dr-leonard-h-mccoy-meme]

…I bet this ended very badly. If it was bad cause I drank one in 3 days, imagine what it would’ve done to Thor in only 1.

[meme-mystique]

I think you underestimate Thor’s ability to do anything. 

@thor-the-asgardian-meme How many gallons of any one drink have you ever had?

[thor-the-asgardian-meme]

I ONCE DRANK TEN BARRELS OF MEAD FOLLOWED BY FIVE BARRELS OF WINE FOLLOWED BY AN UNKNOWN NUMBER OF GLASSES OF WATER IT WAS A FORGOTTEN DAY

[rocketmemecoon]

Also known as Tuesday. Good times.

[thor-the-asgardian-meme]

I DO NOT EVEN KNOW IF IT WAS A TUESDAY, RABBIT. I REMEMBER NOTHING.

[rocketmemecoon]

Oh, I know you don’t remember it. I’m telling you. It was Tuesday. Couple weeks ago.

[justincorrectmarvel]

Thor: Dare me to drink this gallon of apple juice

Stephen: What?

Thor: I said dare me-

Carol: I dare you!

Thor: Okay!

Stephen: WAIT NO-

[dr-leonard-h-mccoy-meme]

…I bet this ended very badly. If it was bad cause I drank one in 3 days, imagine what it would’ve done to Thor in only 1.

[meme-mystique]

I think you underestimate Thor’s ability to do anything. 

@thor-the-asgardian-meme How many gallons of any one drink have you ever had?

[thor-the-asgardian-meme]

I ONCE DRANK TEN BARRELS OF MEAD FOLLOWED BY FIVE BARRELS OF WINE FOLLOWED BY AN UNKNOWN NUMBER OF GLASSES OF WATER IT WAS A FORGOTTEN DAY

[rocketmemecoon]

Also known as Tuesday. Good times.

[thefabulousweirdtrotters]

Compilation of weird trees 

[lierdumoa]

Compilation of forest spirits

[i-meme-groot]

I am Groot!

[rocketmemecoon]

Making new friends, Groot?

[memewarmachinerox]

I know pineapple on pizza is contentious, but I think we can agree that pizza on pineapple may be wrong.

(Yes, @memecaptainsteverogers, we all know you’d try it.)

[memecaptainsteverogers]

It looks like it would be….runny. I’d want a fork. But yes, I would try it. FOR SCIENCE AND AMERICA! 

[memewarmachinerox]

Would you eat it in Jello?

[memecaptainsteverogers]

You can’t put pineapples in jello! They make it not jel! 

I would eat cheesy pepperoni tomato aspic. Cold pizza is a thing, isn’t it?

[rocketmemecoon]

Cold pizza is a good thing!

[memeavoy-deactivated20150301]

stop taking bucky’s metal arm away

stop taking charles’ wheelchair away

stop taking clint’s hearing aids away

disabled superheroes are important stop sucking please

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

I read this wrong and I was just picturing them all confused as to who keeps taking their stuff.

“Steve have you seen my arm anywhere?”

“Nope, sorry Bucky.  By the way, have you seen Clint’s hearing aids?  He hasn’t been able to hear a damn thing all day”

[wolvesdevour]