[thoughtsickles]

people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

[hapalopus]

Death by a thousand $10 purchases

[i-dunno-but-im-here]

pushing a dildo inside me the night before my exam because being a slut is more important than being smart

[toastbutteregg]

[chaotic-archaeologist]

A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:

I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Love that some of you are reblogging this. You looked at a picture of a guy with his head in a mailbox and went "yeah"

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Can't wait to see if everyone did something like this or if they had a normal reaction. I will keep you posted.

[arospacecase-moved]

[ID: a photo of a pale person wearing a black t-shirt and jeans with his head in a mailbox /END ID]

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Hello to everyone asking for an update!

The professor has said that he will put all submitted pictures into a powerpoint to be shown in class tomorrow (Tuesday, March 9th). I am very much looking forward to seeing the reaction from him and from the rest of the class. I promise to keep you informed.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Update: the professor saved my picture for last. I was told that I had "truly embodied the spirit of the assignment" and that I had gone "above and beyond."

Also, to everyone who is worrying about whether or not I got my head out, I was gifted with a very small head, and while I got out just fine I would NOT recommend this if you have a large head or even a normal sized head.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Hey you guys should make this into a meme.

[thesadboisguidetolife]

Hows this?

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Perfect

[chewbacca]

MIKE AND DAVE NEED WEDDING DATES | 2016

bonus:

[toastbutteregg]

i strongly believe that most arguments happen cause someone hasn’t eaten yet

[ruinedchildhood]

SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE (2018)

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

the accuracy LMAO

[toastbutteregg]

[virtuallyinsane]

“Kasteeltuin” by Anja Disseldorp / CC BY 2.0

[toastbutteregg]

THIS IS ADORABLE

[toastbutteregg]

important meme coming your way!!

[toastbutteregg]

wholesome level 100

[toastbutteregg]

[ruinedchildhood]

brooklyn nine nine getting cancelled vs brooklyn nine nine being renewed the next day