popsicle enthusiast

• ferg • 28 • he/they •

[throathole]

This is what burgers look like in your mind when all the places to get food near you have already closed

[nyancrimew]

im so hungry i could eat a meal

[lilyblisslys]

They should sell tentacle bath bombs at lush that molest you

[charl0ttan]

i disagree

[lilyblisslys]

[chips1977]

SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK

[sherdnerd]

[deamortis66]

[cleaningouttherooms]

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

[bombsights]

and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)

[wowwforever]

how could you post all this and not include that Matt Hilton (bee guy) got a baseball card out of this event

[serotnin]

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

[serotnin]

[sherwind]

they're silencing my bug

[northirish]

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

[northirish]

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

[northirish]

Bottom scientists as well

[rubysapphrald]

when i was sixteen and insane for my shakespeare class final i had to do the “alas poor yorick” monologue at a competition and while i was doing it i had this insane thought of like. i’ve never been and never will be closer to experiencing hamlet’s mental state than i am right now. like of course all that stuff didn’t happen to me but when you’re 16-19 you kind of feel like all that stuff is happening, all the time, constantly

[rubysapphrald]

hamlet of denmark: i have a bad relationship with my family and their expectations are weighing on me and i’m worried my friends hate me and i’m really paranoid lately but maybe i’m just not getting enough sleep and i think there’s something wrong with me but i don’t know what and it’s making me push away the people i care about but it’s fine because i’m always right about everything and i always win and i’m going to live forever

high schoolers reading the play:

[deamortis66]

[redstonedust]

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

[noodles-07]

websites often misjudge how far I will go to avoid ads. "you can't use this site until you turn off the adblock sowwy" I Am Leaving Your Website

[tall]

[maykitz]

[birdbigbutch]

you stole dog blood

[vhs-dvd-comboplayer]

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion