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throathole

This is what burgers look like in your mind when all the places to get food near you have already closed

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nyancrimew

im so hungry i could eat a meal

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lilyblisslys

They should sell tentacle bath bombs at lush that molest you

charl0ttan

i disagree

lilyblisslys

chips1977

SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK

sherdnerd

deamortis66

cleaningouttherooms

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

bombsights

and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)

wowwforever

how could you post all this and not include that Matt Hilton (bee guy) got a baseball card out of this event

serotnin

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

serotnin

sherwind

they're silencing my bug

northirish

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

northirish

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

northirish

Bottom scientists as well

rubysapphrald

when i was sixteen and insane for my shakespeare class final i had to do the “alas poor yorick” monologue at a competition and while i was doing it i had this insane thought of like. i’ve never been and never will be closer to experiencing hamlet’s mental state than i am right now. like of course all that stuff didn’t happen to me but when you’re 16-19 you kind of feel like all that stuff is happening, all the time, constantly

rubysapphrald

hamlet of denmark: i have a bad relationship with my family and their expectations are weighing on me and i’m worried my friends hate me and i’m really paranoid lately but maybe i’m just not getting enough sleep and i think there’s something wrong with me but i don’t know what and it’s making me push away the people i care about but it’s fine because i’m always right about everything and i always win and i’m going to live forever

high schoolers reading the play:

deamortis66

#printing this out and taping it in the jam jelly preserves aisle at the store

redstonedust

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

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