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Submit any kind of goofy au your heart desires :3
Shippy stuff is fine just don’t make it minor x adult or relative x relative and (I hope this goes without saying) keep everything sfw okeyyy?
crack ahh au where the Kurenai fam kids are also Vtubers, (except Boa, he's the trusted mod + manager for the others) and no one else knows about this except themselves 💀
Fubuki would usually have just chatting streams/subnautica playthroughs/watchthroughs anything sea related with chat. His Vtuber model is definitely a shark plastered in black with blue/aquamarine accents. Some of his fans said it looked like Buki's bey Forneus, which he admits to being one of his main inspirations for the vtuber model before quickly switching topic so people won't connect more dots lol
Lain would have game playthroughs. lots of different types/genres of games. Most of his funniest clips comes from him playing horror games or crashing out over the lost combo from his rythym games grinds. Not sure if his model is a creature like Buki, but it definitely has magenta/pink in it. (Maybe he's like a fire spirit or smthg idk)
Delta rarely streams but when he does, he usually have collab playthroughs with Lain..in which they have a dynamic similar to Cyyu and Amalee where somehow Delta would have a scuff and spends 15 minutes of stream time to fix it with Lain having fun in his expense while helping him wwww 😭 His model is mainly blue/yellow in colour, with lots of astrology themed stuff in it. (Once in a blue moon streams...get it--)
Boa has his special mod vtuber model on every of their streams that is like a small snake boy at the side of the screen. He doesn't talk much, but he occasionally sasses them during the stream whenever he feels like it and chat freaks out everytime he speaks like "OH SHIT THE SNAKE'S ALIVE--" (they're not used to mods being present on mic)
ANYWAYS other than I think this is a funny concept, it'll be real funny if they were recognized by their friends from voices when a clip of them shows up on their twt timeline or smthg 😭
..i'll probably draw this out soon lol...have a test to study on Tuesday before im officially free 🗣✌️
SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG TO GET TO
This sounds so fun omg >.< ESPECIALLY THE BUKI MENTIONNNN
I’m imagining the shark vtuber to look like one of those shark onesies yes this is perfect. I think he’d also like Gone Fishing. I can kinda imagine him and Lean playing Iron Lung together…
LEAN BEING A CRASHOUT DIVA IS SO FUNNY imagine the compilations people making of him yelling so hard he glitches out 😭 I also feel his avatar would be one of those funky demon ones with big ass horns and bright pink skin or sm I have a faint vision.
Chat begging Delta to get better gear because EVERY TIME something fucks up I’m crying
sighhh Boa the guy ever. I would do designs for all of these but let’s face it MY TO DRAW LIST IS LONG AS SHIT
An AU of shu being an ARTIFICIALLY MADE HUMAN the government made to test if its possible to creat intelligent life artificially, the government gave him to his parents (who are not his parents) who gets paid by the government yearly (like 500K-1 million dollars) to be his family, shu doesn't know that he's different from other humans. Its an AU / fanfiction i'm trying to work on, idk if i will ever publish it if i ever finish it and don't drop it like the other fanfics i made👀
OOOH I LOVE ARTIFICIAL HUMAN STORIES!!! YESS this sounds SO COOL. I wonder how this would affect the requiem project? Does it work the way it does BECAUSE of his artificialness? I love the way you think
An AU where Phi and Theodore become best friends and try to convince Aiga to join the Snake Pit during the height of his dark resonance ,, 🥹
cruel and evil. I would love to see this. Teal Eye here we come.
crack ass idea i had brewing for an hour is Post Anime Surge Lain (who mellowed out slightly + has a sibling-esque dynamic with the Asahis) gets fucking teleported into manga surge timeline, specifically the part where manga Hikaru gets traumatized and doesnt wanna blade anymore and bro just spawns in in front of the asahi family diner....chaos ensues as the other legends see a doppelganger of the guy who highkey fucked over the-kid-they're-training's brother appear out of thin air in real time. Why does he look emo?? 🤨 What do you mean he's from a different universe--
ANYWAYS after hearing the reason why they're so hostile to PAS!Lain (not like he hadn't figure it out yet just by looks alone), bro just gets pissed asf at the manga ver. of himself and decides to fix the whole ass plot himself by first beating up the manga ver of himself and drags him to sparring as a form of therapy and simultaneously tryna keep things civil between the siblings + other legends so he doens't get sent to the chopping block/hyperbole AND ALSO make sure other him apologizes to the two he deems his partial siblings in his own world before he returns back in a month
...this'll be chaotic if it's ever put down on paper 😭
WAIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
I always love AUs where they meet a different version of themselves, this can only go HORRIFICALLY for everyone involved
AU where one of the side characters find out they're all stuck in the anime and it becomes their goal to somehow become a main character
I actually have a funny idea for this one: the side character in question is Zac, who also finds out he won’t be appearing in any future seasons. His life mission is now to worm his way into the mc squad to stop himself from being nuked off the timeline. Cue him dragging the beyclub into increasingly ridiculous antics just to try and increase his relevance.
Idk pjsk x beyblade burst au where everyone is gay and almost everyone gets genderswapped because 16 people in the main cast are girls
I quite like this actually
We need more girls in burst this is a fact
I LOVE BEY YURI
I’M BACK TO POORLY EXPLAIN MY HYVXBBB AU WHILE AVOIDING MY RESPONSIBILITIES WHO CHEERED?????
anyways uhhh let’s move on to the zzz and genshin au versions cuz they’re both way shorter to explain.
bbb cho-z but it’s the main trio in zzz-verse
basic rundown : aiga, ranjiro, and fubuki have all lost their jobs and have to work together to earn money by raiding hollows for commissions. ranjiro and fubuki have been working together for a while but aiga got to join recently cuz his physical strength is a valuable addition to the group.
aiga keeps his farmboy roots and uses a homemade axe claymore hybrid he calls “Z”. he joined the group cuz he was bored of his farm life and went to the city looking for work.
fubuki is an experienced gunman, using an ice harpoon sniper. he was a policeman in training before being let go cuz he didn’t make the cut to be transported to New Eridu after his home was consumed by the hollow.
jiro is technically the brains behind their operations. he’s an experienced bangboo technician who leads the other two through the hollow with his team of “Wild Bangboos”.
aiga forced his way into the group by not leaving their doorstep and they just had to take him in eventually. they can’t keep up with their bills and have to go without electricity some nights but eventually scrape together enough dennies to get by. they all share a loft-like garage space and aiga sleeps on an air mattress cuz newest recruit gets the floor.
their first ever “mission” as a team was a late-night mad search for aiga cuz he was impatient and snuck out into the hollow for a commission without jiro’s bangboos and the other two had to bail him out before he got giga ether cancer.
also fubuki has beef with the florist down the street cuz rumor has it they used to date i mean whaaaat-
and yes that is a robot on aiga i just thought it would be a cool addition-
anyways…
bbb gt but it’s the main trio in genshin-verse
basic rundown : delta and dante are childhood friends from Fontaine and recently went their separate ways with delta eventually hitting Liyue and meeting an in-training samurai from Inazuma. they do silly adventure shenanigans together cuz i said so.
dante’s a traveler working with the adventurer’s guild and has a knack for finding random trinkets across Teyvat. he runs around collecting random things he likes, making friends around the world and fighting monsters using his anemo vision and polearm.
delta’s an alchemist specializing in ley line disorders and the flow of energy across Teyvat. he ended up settling in Liyue for now and works as a bookseller by the day to get by. he uses his knowledge of alchemy and his pyro vision to conduct experiments outside of work.
and who’s that samurai we were talking about? that’s amane!! he left Inazuma with his grandfather’s help cuz he was curious about the outside world. he ended up in Liyue and joined the adventurer’s guild to complete commissions with the help of his sword and dendro vision.
delta left Fontaine first, disappearing basically overnight to go conduct research on his own as everyone he knew were more interested in mechanical engineering. dante went on a wild goose chase for delta and in the process both ended up getting their visions. after they received their visions they decided to leave Fontaine and pursue their passions in new places.
delta and amane met by chance right after amane landed in Liyue and needed a place to stay (oh my god they were roommates /ref). dante constantly stops by Liyue to collect commission money and explore The Chasm so they all end up going on adventures together. dante has a bad habit of jumping headfirst into risky situations while amane is much more careful and delta has to fetch dante from impending danger.
also delta and amane are dating BECAUSE IT IS MY AU AND I GET TO CHOOSE THE SHOEHORNED SHIP. amane gets homesick constantly and delta tries his best to cheer him up. they watch fireworks together every Lantern Rite and hug and cuddle and maybe even kiss bc i said they can.
i have yet to get a solid design down for dante.
ok that’s it for them all for now ok bye bye~
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YESSS!!! MORE HOYO AU!!!
OKAY YAY I ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND THE GENSHIN STUFF! They’re such cuties oh god oh god I may combust. Also am I correct in assuming Amane has a dendro vision or does he not have one
love me some Delmane 🤑
I will admit I know nothing about ZZZ but yet again the designs are SO. COOL. Ranjiro especially Ough… that little general dynamic is so much fun I miss them more every day
Gachirune never leaves the brain. Queen with her loyal minions Gwyn darling honey sweetie gravy and uh *checks notes* Fume Extractor
mfs when your homies find out you and your emo cousin that is about 1-2 years older than you pulled a prank on them:
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⚠️ REFERENCES FOR DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5 SPOILERS‼️‼️
Why don't we do..."something crazy"?
Tell me. Tell me to grow wings.
And let's fly out of this stupid town!
A/N: DELMANE POST FROM SURI FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THEIR LIFE AND IT'S FUCKING DOOMED 😟😭 I EVEN TRIED A NEW RENDERING STYLE FOR TS TOO 😭 IT'S BASED ON THIS ASK I SENT TO @badbeyburstaus BTW 😭 WWWW THIS HAS BEEN IN MY DRAFTS FOR ALMOST A WEEK NOW, GOT BUSY FINISHING UP PROJECTS BUT HEY AT LEAST IM FREE NOW, EXPECT SOME MORE UPDATES SOON (*≧∀≦*)
ABSOLUTE DELTARUNE!!!!!!
In my AU, both of shu and fubuki's parents are not present and can be neglectful so fubuki just started living with shu without any of their parents noticing, shu takes care of fubuki and is like his older brother figure and its so fun to think about the beyclub or ranjiro and aiger's reaction to this info like how would they react to them just living together??
I can see ranjiro or souh trying to get fubuki to set them up a battel with shu man
on one hand at some point I feel they would have a serious conversation but on the other hand these people are not serious and would genuinely be more focused on “:000 holy shit it’s Shu”
crack AU I thought where Bel and Lain are second cousins and they love playing pranks on everyone and specifically their friends (post Surge + ongoing Quaddrive)
openly chaotic gremlin (Fischl from genshin core) + quietly chaotic gremlin (Sarcastic cheshire cat-ish when questioned on the crime) duo
HEARD THE FUCK OUT
They both desperately need Another Idiot to be with, this would have been so fun omg
An au where fubuki is theodore glass's adaptive son who snuck into the snake pit and he met red eye, red eye ignores him at first but fubuki keeps clinging onto him because he realizes that red eye is his idol, shu. Red eye gives up about ignoring fubuki so he lets him hang around, when time passes shu started to love fubuki (platonic!) and he feels maternal towards him, so shu hides fubuki from theodore who still didn't find out that his adaptive son and his victim are like brothers.
And eventually boa and fhe shadow bladers find out about this, boa didn't gaf but the shadow bladers wanted to tell theodore but shu challenged them to a battel and if they lose they are not telling him a thing, they all obviously lose and they can't tell theodore anymore, and all of them start with either disliking fubuki to liking him a little.
In this AU the snake pit bladers actually form unique bonds with each other i'm still writing about it
this is actually quite cool to consider… I LOVE seeing stuff addressing Shu and Fubuki’s relationship, especially when related to red eye!! Also Buki and Boa meeting (epic!!!!!) and the shadow bladers actually getting expanded on???? HELL YEAHH!!!!
just finished reading She Walks At Night by Seishi Yokomizo (very good, would recommend) and now I’m yearning for a 50s locked room murder mystery AU
shameless boost
beyburst deltarune weird route au where noelle!amane is pushed to the brink by kris!delta (in actuallity, it's the soul but amane dont know that) and they have the doomed kriselle narrative....and susie!dante is left to pick up the pieces they both left (he had a bad feeling when he saw both of their footprints heading towards the water.)
DELMANE KRISELLE YES YES YES YES
Top ten rings you should totally get engaged with yes yes
I haven’t actually played chapter 5 yet so im rlly rlly excited to see how the weird route goes… all i know as of yet is the lake is important
Burst au but aiga has repressed feelings for ranjiro and it makes him go absolutely bonkers and it's making ranjiro concerned (as he thinks aigas relapsing into dark resonance)
Ft. a very too old for this shit achilles and Ragnarok being dense about love and keeps giving bad advice.
(the idea of achilles making aiga lean into protectiveness more as to not have another Patroclus metaphorically so ranjiro has unknowingly scary dog privileges is funny as hell lol)
YOUR WRITING IS FIRE!!!
This is actually so cute thank you anon, it’s moments like these that make me wish I had the energy to write
