idk man

he/him - 24 - 🏳️‍⚧️

[aropride]

pros: it would most likely vastly improve my life in a multitude of ways

cons: might get scared

[mercurialmilk]

New reaction image for ‘posting something on the internet and having it be wildly misinterpreted’

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[dogpuppy]

[aevris]

the sex bot strategy is evolving: tempting innocent tumblr users with public transit

[hardwrench]

so baby hold me closer in the toast slot of your toaster

[monidoll]

combining light and dark soy sauce to make morally ambiguous and nuanced soy sauce

[frontmansdefender]

wigginsgolf on instagram

[dogpuppy]

[lesdemonium]

i made your favorite dish. i made you something you’ve never tried before. i love you. i spent twenty minutes chopping. my grandmother made this for me when i was little. i made this dairy free for you. i love you. i want to eat together. the onions made me cry. i love you. i learned this recipe for you. i love you. i made this special for your birthday. i love you. i know you don’t like peppers. i love you. i love you. i love you.

[paradise-sys]

stop signs were invented by octagons in order to have something to do

[padmestrilogy]

vader handled obi wan disappearing upon death really well considering it was the first time that ever happened . he didn’t let out a girlish shriek or anything

[ankle-beez]

seeing people be like "why did sinners get a vfx nomination" bro there were TWO michael b jordans on that screen!!

[seracadash]

That's not on vfx michael b jordan can just do that

[markovchaingang]

i've seen things you people are probably already familiar with

[hymen-restoration-project]

My girl said she wants me klarnally (we fuck in 25% completion installments over the course of 3 months until climax)

[dogpuppy]

[cilceon]

It’s extremely important that you listen to this video by averagedesignedwood with the sound on