Not your average puck slut

Tom Wilson & the Washington Capitals ruined my life

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Same Marshall, same.

[baldkuzy-deactivated20240701]

@tjoshe7: GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!

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The best bird ever.

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Sofia Jurksztowicz: If you had to get them a Secret Santa or a birthday gift, what would you be gifting the following players with? …ready? Alexander Ovechkin.

Evgeny Kuznetsov: *no hesitation* Toilet paper.

Sofia Jurksztowicz: Why?

Evgeny Kuznetsov: …don’t worry about that, just, moving forward.

***

Sofia Jurksztowicz: What would you get Andre Burakovsky?

Evgeny Kuznetsov: Burky, give him book. So he can sit home, read something about life, about world, and it will help him.

Sofia Jurksztowicz: Okay, he needs to learn a lot is what I’m hearing.

Evgeny Kuznetsov: Yes, yes.

Extremely bold of Kuzy to assume Burky will read a book without pictures in it.

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[marchnds]

↳ postgame Tom Wilson; 21.12.18; BUF@WSH

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More shameless suit strutting.

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[incrediblyferal]

Tom Wilson - “Marked Man”

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Nicklas Backstrom: *gasp* ME, do something ILLEGAL?

Nicklas Backstrom: *shifty eyes*

[pucknstick]

“Braden Holtby deserves more than a hug”

[murdereyesnicky]

where’s the lie

[faceoffs]

The Washington Capitals visiting MedStar Georgetown University Hospital to spread some holiday cheer on December 17, 2018 

© Joe Noyes

[badthingshappeninphilthy]

hockey player: *spits repeatedly, sweats, makes super weird faces on the bench, occassionally has missing teeth*

me: f u c k ur hot

[kuzybird]

The Thrilling Trilogy by TJ Oshie

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TJ Oshie, Alex Ovechkin, and John Carlson sang power ballads while Braden Holtby strummed a guitar in the background, and somewhere between “Don’t Stop Believin’“ and “Piano Man”, Nicklas Backstrom showed up and wore Ovi’s firefighter hat.

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NBCSCapitals: What is your favorite show to binge watch?

Every Cap: Suits/Game of Thrones/Ozark/Various Gritty Emotional Dramas

Alex Ovechkin: Price is Right, bitches.

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