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900 GOALS 900 NHL GOALS FOR ALEXANDER OVECHKIN

#caps lb #alex ovechkin #washington capitals

one day the world will understand that you are allowed to love an athlete who is kind of not very good. you do not have to invent fake reasons that they are actually good to be allowed to love them. i love many flop guys and i will admit that they are my flop guys. join me in this!

#me w dewey and chaparro #rip dewey yaint dead but ya might as well be (maple leaf)#hockey #baseball

pixietape

hockey mutuals, what would your number be if you played professionally?

pixietape

and why

#51 #twas my number in softball im quite attached to it #its my bday and my parents bdays added up (13 14 and 24) and also the year of my fav car a hudson hornet dkfbskbdkdbdidjf #hockey

soundclown

teethwreath

#oh abso fuckin lutely #thats the face of a fuckin killer bella #JDJDKSBIDBDKSJDKFJDI #dogs #not hockey

syn4k

[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage

#taph and hrafn #ingvie and mythvari #duma and seren #my most beloved blorbos that live in my mind #my ocs #not hockey

tahthetrickster

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

#i fuckin love the south #NFBKFBDKDBDKDBDKBDKDJDID #not hockey

cynids

nhl offseason in a nutshell so far

bottom ten team: we have just paid a player that no one has ever heard of TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS

jason robertson: no i dont want to be paid 15 million dollars by YOU. who want me tho? no fr who want me?

ducks: we HATE our group

canes: we LOVE our group

half the league: captains? anyone want to be the new captain? no?

kings: i am going to pay a random 40-year-old 8 million dollars a year. yes this is getting us a cup

kraken: well fuck me i guess. worth a shot

connor bedard: i am going to KILL MYSELF

mike grier: well they dont call me big money mike for no reason. you get 8 mil and you get 8 mil and everyone gets 8 mil except for the guys who were alr on the team!

panthers + also gleb for some reason: i am going to KILL EVERYONE ELSE

habs: oui oui puppies! and kittens! and rainbows! and every one of them gets a choco chunk cookie (reasonable contract and term).

danny briere to his ex situationship: "hey... time to run it back... no fr tho... u still want me?" *crickets* "ok watch me money spread. you want me now?"

everyones goalies for some reason: "bye"

elliotte FUCKING friedman: your favorite fourth liner just got sent to HELL for future considerations

dylan larkin: hey so about that trade

#ovi- i am hangin up my skates SIKE SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS ))))))#love the chaos this year #hockey

blueharlems

???

#yeah okay sure i'll rb that #juan binary soto strikes again #happy pride #rjbfodbskdixjdi #juan soto #francisco lindor #new york mets

based--ball

i reluctantly appreciate what corbin has done today

#yeah thats the Normal Attitude to have w qorbin #patrick corbin #toronto blue jays

factbot

In USA, there is still an active volcano. It last erupted about the same time as the pyramids were being built in France.

#things that make my eye twitch #not hockey

wherethepastaat

alex ovechkin

#I FOUND IT I FOUND IT YES YESSSSSSS #I FUCKIN LOVE THIS VIDEO #THINGS THAT LIVE RENT FREE IN MY HEAD #alex ovechkin #washington capitals #winnie the pooh

ramielok

#its givin winnie the pooh dancin to “oh yeah alex ovechkin is a really good hockey player” ekfbkdbdkdjdkdj #loadin/idle screen in my brain ngl #starmie #pokemon #not hockey

cityelf

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN 🏳️‍⚧️

#NRBFKVFKDJDKDJKD #incredible #julia drawfee #jacob drawfee #nathan drawfee #trans rigs #drawfee #not hockey

nudityandnerdery

Hey, we’re in line for some absurd temperatures here in the southwest this week. This is very important to know and keep in mind. Be safe, stay hydrated, stay out of the sun as much as you can.

katajainen

For my fellow Europeans south of us who are currently suffering from extreme heat. Stay safe!

belovedapollo

I’d also like to add this

Additional you can also put them on your palms, also, make sure to always use a light towel or kitchen paper and don’t put the ice bags directly onto your skin!

#boostin #stay safe yall #stay cool #not hockey

libraford

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

libraford

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

libraford

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

libraford

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

libraford

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."