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[rabinovitch]

tbh i was rly expecting her to bring out tom holland for umbrella

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[daco-showman]

literally nothing funnier than a newly born aquatic mammal realizing they've been cursed to live in water

[catchymemes]

[almightychrist-deactivated330405]

[peach-pot]

*guy forgetting the word for compromise* uhh what if our choice was bisexual

[justcatposts]

Two cats won’t give up on trying to enter a Japanese Art Museum, the war has been going on for 2 years now. 

(Source)

[vespertinecat]

You guys are missing the best part: THE CATS HAVE THEIR OWN MUSEUM MERCH.

[illusinia]

Museums: we have this weird issue.

Also museums: we’re going to make it our thing because it’s weird and fun.

- sincerely, a museum worker

[freshpickle]

please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person

[academicssay]

[everythingfox]

Strong bond

(via)

[koschei-the-ginger]

[jaubaius]

Little guys enjoying the rain

[erinlindsayy]

Girls are like “I’m fine!” and then consume thousands of words of fanfiction to cope with their exhausting modern lives

[gladlybeyondanyxperience]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[chirpsandgoals]

them 🫶

[rylandsgrace]

The similarities are uncanny… (source @capfilms)

[mobius-m-mobius]

#go off king tell us whodunnit we’re listening intently 👀

DANIEL CRAIG as BENOIT BLANC in Knives Out (2019) // Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)

[guerrillatech]

[sixpenceee]

Throwing a bowling ball through a giant balloon                         

Source

[meowmeowuchiha]

Imagine if it was filled with water or something

[biglawbear]

This looks like an evil giant monster disintegrating after being defeated

[odinsblog]

“Marvin Gaye’s voice was so amazing that even when you strip away all of the musical accompaniment it stops you in your tracks.”

Wow.