Brittany🧿

long is the road, short is the life

[starlightandtears]

THE MALARIA VACCINE GOT APPROVED BY THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION TODAY OH MY GOD THIS IS LITERALLY ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF RESEARCH.

*THIS* IS WHAT BEING HUMAN IS ABOUT.

[that-one-nerdy-gal]

Guys they mean today as in TODAY today!! October 7th, 2021!!

[iamgandalfandgandalfmeansme]

“The vaccine… is not just a first for malaria — it is the first developed for any parasitic disease. Parasites are much more complex than viruses or bacteria, and the quest for a malaria vaccine has been underway for 100 years.” (NYT)

[netheritenugget]

WOOOOOOOOO

[netherhunter789]

Huh.

Something good happened on my birthday after all.

[blaekswan-deactivated20210428]

me, age 15: i cant wait to be 20 when i will finally reach my full potential, peak me,

me, on my 20s: i cant wait to die

[lgb-without-t-deactivated202509]

[thedivinemagnet]

[maxiemartmanager]

[teawitch]

And this is why we don’t have polio anymore. 

[sandandglass]

[vetmedirl]

God bless nurses forever

[dynamite5ftjewishbitch]

[catasters]

[kosmonin]

im soup

[bears-official]

if i fits im soup

[theothersession]

[melonmemes]

Solid evidence

[the-mighty-upside-down-pyramid]

I will continue to call The Creature “Frankenstein” and no force in Heaven or Earth will impede that.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I also laughed at him totally deliberately calling attention to the fact Victor isn’t a real doctor because he dropped out of college and built a guy out of corpses

[neonthebright]

He punched the lycanthropy right out of wolfman

[wackd-archive]

did he just throw ygor out a window

[ccowchop]

didn’t know how much i needed to hear aleks impersonate james in 2021 until now

[scaredykyleisgonnagosoon]

So I was taught a lesson in how to get rid of a migraine in 30 seconds and omfg listen my migraines don’t go away ever but I was shown what part of my body to touch and like???????????????

It’s witchcraft????????? Like I would be burned at the stake if I lived in ye olde days knowing that information?????

What the fuck??????

[countrygirlil2015]

Spill it! Lol….Hooooowwwww?? Had migraines since age 9….😓😓😓

[scaredykyleisgonnagosoon]

Its called the T4 push, but I literally can’t find the info online????? I guess I’m not searching good enough? These medical fuckers are holdin out on us lol.

It’s best to have someone do this for you while you stand up and relax your muscles as best you can, but if you’re alone, a tennis ball and a flat surface will probably work. Alternatively you can lie on the edge of a bed at the pressure point. (But no really do try to find someone to do it for you)

Find the area in your spine between either the first, second, third, or fourth vertebrae. It should be sore and uncomfortable to press down on, so look for the one that’s most painful, and press down with as much pressure as you can on that area for 30 seconds.

Realize that 80% of your pain has magically disappeared and keep the info secret if you live in a small puritan town, lest you be tried for witchcraft.

If you don’t have to worry about being burned or hanged, then share the info with your migraine suffering friends.

[systlin]

As someone who wrote a 10k word paper on pressure points for a high belt ranking test in her martial arts class, I can tell you that you just found a pressure point used in acupressure and acupuncture to relieve pain, particularly that in the head. :)

[arirashkae]

Hand to god we discovered this by accident when my husband was rubbing my neck and I nearly collapsed it felt so good

[blame-my-muses]

This post was sent by literal angels??? I’ve had a persistent low-level headache for nearly 24hrs and now it’s gone??? In 30 seconds? What gods did you sacrifice to for this information!?!?

[river-rider-with-cats-deactivat]

As a medical massage therapist, I thought I would give my two cents.

This is good for tension migranes and normal migraines, but actually pretty useless for sinus migraines. It’ll help for a hot second, but quickly come back. (These are usually the migraines behind your eyes, in your ears, and behind your forehead. Sometimes it can feel like jaw pain or TMJ) for sinus migraines, behind the ear in a divot. Press down firmly and pull towards your collarbone. That’ll drain your sinuses. Also, pressing around the eye socket on the cheekbones help. There is also a little triangle up away from the eye in the eyebrow bone. Press and hold pretty hard and that’ll relieve that behind the forehead pain. Also, ear pulling is great to help move sinuses around.

Don’t forget the temples too! Press firmly and hold. Open and close your jaw while holding your temples. It’ll feel weird, but it’ll help with jaw pain. It’ll work a similar way if you hold the jaw joint under your cheekbone.

And never underestimate the power of a foot massage!! Give minutes can be all the difference!! Our feet are our base. If they hurt even a little, somewhere else in your body will hurt. Treat your feet and sinuses kindly!

[thenudewitchofthenorth]

As a lifelong sufferer from frequent migraines I will reblog this everytime I see it, for myself and my fellow sufferers!!

[shittycryptids]

A nine tailed kitsune but all the tails are those floating inflatable men you see outside car dealerships

[hrmsketches]

[faggottt]

me after 4 days of self-quarantine

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

date of origin: 15th March 2020

[asexualmew]

Just in case anyone else was curious.

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

This is kind of horrifying

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

holy shit

[leviathan-supersystem]

fucking destroyed

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

looks like we have a new king

[susanrchive-deactivated20210225]

get a load of this

[cumgremlin]

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

*therapist voice* you are stupid and gay

[valtsv]

if i could turn into an eel. well that’d be ideal.

[valtsv]

haha ideel. idEEL.,

[valtsv]

im mentally ill

[valtsv]

……………mentally eel……..

[valtsv]

[loversdreamersandyou]