Caught in a Bad Fauxmance

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Farewell and Thanks

As I already posted the other evening, we’re closing up shop. Starting tomorrow we won’t be updating this blog any further. If we actually post something after this evening, we are probably posting something of note to you followers. Otherwise this evening will be the last time we post any content.

As a reminder, we will be keeping this blog up and we WILL NOT deactivate. You will be able to read/re-read content. New people who stumble on this blog can feel free to read as much as they want. We’ve been posting some things that we initially saved as Drafts just so you can finally read them.

We both appreciate those of you who have been supportive of this blog for as long as we’ve been running. You guys are the reason why we kept going as long as we have. Anyways, if you wanted to know a bit more about why we’re closing up, read under the cut. Otherwise, thank you. Goodbye.

~Lizard~

As I said the other day, I describe our situation as 3 B’s: Busier lives, boredom, and burnout. As you can imagine even though we are still in a pandemic, things in the US (particularly in the Northeast where we both live) is getting better. While our regular lives aren’t 100% back to pre-pandemic normality, things are opening up and things are going back to how it used to be. Which means we’re frankly busier. Both of us are busy with work and as we get closer to year’s end, it’s just getting nuttier. More energy on work and even socializing with loved ones again are taking up more time again.

After writing about this Trainwreck for almost an entire year, we’re frankly bored. We’ve literally written dozens of times the same answers and read the same questions from people. Our favorite “private couple” do the same list of things in their “totally private” relationship over and over again. We answer questions about those every single time nonsense happens. It’s beyond dull. We’re both kind of tired of dealing with it. Not to mention updating this blog as often as we did really took up time and away from other things we wanted to do.

All of this leads us to burnout. We’re just tired. We want to go do other things again. I’ve stated I haven’t written anything other than content for this blog in MONTHS. I will be participating in NaNoWriMo starting tomorrow and it’s going to be going back to my first love: writing fiction. I’ve personally felt sad and kind of depressed I’ve had not time to do that. Gemini has expressed similar sentiments as well. We need to take a long break and get away from all this for our own mental health at this point.

As disappointing as it might be to you that we’re ending this blog, at the end of the day we have to do this for ourselves. This is the only decision we could make that makes the most sense.

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NGL, i think you could be wrong about this. nobody asked sebastian about Alejandra because she's not famous outside Spain, even in Spain she's mostly known because of her brother's relationship with a very famous socialite so what's there to ask? Sebastian's and Alejandra's relationship didn't generate tons of posts in major publications,/////

Yes they did. Seb and Ale had the same timeline articles, the same “meet the girl seb has been quietly dating” , the same they just made it IG official articles. I’m no even a Seb fan and I found all of these and remember seeing them when it happened and I was not in the fandom.

They had the yacht pictures 7/4/2020, and from there it was crumbing. The first major crumb was an IG picture of their shadows and her making some cryptic post but we all knew who it was about.

The ended around 12/9/21 and it was only talked about when he was then spotted with AW in 2022. Same exact recipe as what we’re seeing now.

Also: all of the women Evans started following in 2020 are repped by UTG, and are Ale and Baptista. Lucas Bravo’s PR is from Meghan’s company. CAA tends to use UTG when partnering PR relationships…..

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Fascinating...

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The Hollywood Bachelor Fauxmance Shitshow - Season 2

Hi everyone,

Just to make it clear, no Gemini and I are not restarting this blog. However I decided to briefly log on to just let you guys know that yes we are following along this latest celebrity couple debut and kind of snickering at what's going on with a few other people. If some of you in the Sebastian Stan fandom feel like you've seen this before, then yes you're not alone.

Apparently CAA decided that the Seb/Ale clownery we watched was somehow successful and therefore they recycled the scripts by changing a few details and recasting the actors of this reality show none of us asked for. This is honestly going to be a huge problem in fandom that's way worse than the mess with Sebastian Stan precisely because Chris Evans is to be frank way bigger than Seb is. So please, those of you who survived Tidal Wave Alejandra, feel free to offer your valuable lessons in how to deal with this Portuguese invasion.

As a reminder, no we aren't going to be re-opening this blog because to be frank, they're in essence doing the same nonsense with Chris/Alba as they did Seb/Ale. So absolutely nothing else we could possibly post on here will be any different than what we wrote in 2020-2021 about Seb/Ale. Except Alba is apparently worse at baiting fandom for attention than Ale. I didn't think it was possible that Alejandra was actually better at something than someone else, but there you go. There's plenty of bloggers following this mess with receipts debunking every attempt at proving this dog and pony show is a legit relationship.

Feel free to reblog or post in the comments section what some of your theories are. Also feel free to leave advice for the Chris fandom on how to handle all this.

~Lizard~

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Celebrity Beauty

What a shock. They don’t really look like what their photoshopped pictures say they look like.

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Don't go!!!! We need you!

Sorry. But like we said before, we're busy, bored, and kind of burned out. We need a super long break. if we ever changed our mind or whatever, you'll know soon enough.

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Everything You Need To Know About The Mess That is Sebastian and Alejandra

We’re collecting all the content we wrote specifically addressing various topics and questions people have asked us for months now. We’re hoping this will reduce the redundant Asks. While we understand we get new followers, we get Asked LOTS of the same questions that were already discussed before. PLEASE read before you Ask. Going forward if we receive Asks about things we already discussed, we’re just going to refer you to this rather than repeat the same Answer for the 30th time. This is as much a courtesy for our older readers as it is for us writing the same Answer over again. Please note that content on these posts will periodically be updated as we get more content.

The Saga of Alejandra & Sebastian (Masterlist) - This is a sarcastic series of posts where we summarize various things about this relationship starting with the infamous Tulum pap walk.

Alejandra’s History of Attention Grabbing Desperation - This is a list of posts where we catalog various examples of her attention grabbing nonsense.

With Friends Like These... - It’s not just Alejandra and Sebastian in this fauxmance. They have people assisting them to sell this bullshit. 

We’re Getting Tired of this Bullshit... and so is Sebastian?! - As tiresome as this whole situation has been, there’s suggestions that Romeo himself wants to get away from his Juliet.

The Burden of Proof - This is just where we list all the times we made observations pointing out why this is a contract orchestrated fake romance.

Sebastian’s Team - This is a post written as of early May 2021 where we give basic info of who is working for Sebastian.

Understanding PR 101 - Just a bunch of posts we’ve done talking about various things related to celebrity PR from what we’ve researched. Might include info from other people.

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Do Celebrities Need to Have Skincare Lines?

The answer is no. They don’t need to. As this video points out, many of the products and formulas of said products aren’t that great or special. Some of them are overpriced when there’s cheaper alternatives that are probably better even. Such a money grab. Very few of these celebrity lines that are actually caring about skincare and presenting products to address needs of consumers.

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We’re Getting Tired of this Bullshit... and so is Sebastian?!

So here we are cataloging different posts where talk about or mention examples of how despite being a “relationship” with Alejandra, he seems to act more like he’s done with her and the bullshit he’s stuck doing.

The Fauxmance that Started this Blog

Sebastian’s RBF Around Alejandra has been noticed

Sebastian Isn’t Being Paid Enough to Put Up with His “Girlfriend”

Sebastian allows memes making fun of her and their relationship go through his tagged pictures, but not official pap walk pictures

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With Friends Like These...

There are other people not part of their teams helping to sell this bullshit to people. People like...

Elizabeth Gilpin:

Leaving a comment on Alejandra’s post

Posts an IG story for like an hour with her, Alejandra, and Sebastian to prove they’re together

Toby Hemmingway:

Posts a picture with Sebastian claiming it’s a throwback, but it totally isn’t.

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Wouldn’t surprise me if it is Seb in that story. They still have to meet up and hang out even if they are fake. Plus he does eat avocado toast a lot and he has a jacket that looks similar to that. If it’s not him it’s amazing how she baits like that.

She's literally done baiting in the past implying it's Sebastian when it definitely wasn't. The mention of his veiny hand? That came up last year when she did a bait of someone putting a bib on her in another bait video. It was pointed out it was too smooth and thin to be Sebastian's. People even used screenshots of Winter Soldier as an example of what his hands look like to prove that it couldn't be him. I keep saying that she's repeating the limited number of tricks she has available to her.

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I laughed when they made a point of dating. Because ale posted his story yesterday, they had to make sure to correlate. Especially since last week, she had to delete her story because she went against what was posted... // That's Mina 2.0, which she posted early and reposted again.

Sounds like it. Just ridiculous what she does to extend the expiration date on her 15 minutes of fame.

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Do you think that’s Seb in her latest story w the black long sleeve and jean jacket?

Unless Sebastian's hands/wrists/arms are a lot thinner than we thought, we thought it was a woman in the jean jacket. Granted the video is a boomerang, but Gemini and I didn't think the hand was as veiny as Sebastian's are.

Frankly this is just another attempt to get people to talk about her and speculate whether or not she's having breakfast/brunch with her celebrity boyfriend to get her attention. So happy we're almost done talking about this nonsense. Dissecting her same bag of tricks is boring and tedious to be extremely honest with you.

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While there are posts related to Sebastian / Alejandra, some of the things they did apply to other celebrity couples. The only real difference is that it was done carelessly in their case. // You guys are being nice to call it carelessness, it was really careless on both sides and they changed it twice in the route, managing to make it even worse than it was at first.

That is true. This whole thing was handled in the worst way possible. It’s really sad really. But I guess it’s true bad press/PR is good press/PR

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This DM is pretty much the same as last week; just changing the name of the restaurant, taking out the (gf?) and putting in our girlfriend, taking out the short blonde, sebastian with the tmmy lee hair and including the date. Nothing new without creativity.

I laughed when they made sure to date it. Because ale posted her story yesterday they had to make sure to correlate. Especially since last week she had to delete her story because it went against what was posted…

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Since tomorrow will be the last day that you will allow any asks, what are some of your advice for Stans in dealing with any kind of PR shitshow?

Gemini- don’t let it take over your life. You can’t control what’s happening. It will do nothing but upset you, and it shouldn’t. Just remember at the end of the day it will end. You just gotta get through it.

Lizard - Try to understand that when celebrities have pap pictures taken of them, articles written about them, etc. that they are trying to get attention no matter how much fluff the content is. It’s calculated to get them attention and every celebrity does it at some point in their career. Also understand that not all PR for celebrities are fake. Sometimes they’re milking something real to make people like them and TALK ABOUT THEM. If you don’t want to support the nonsense? just walk away and IGNORE them. Trust me. Your mental health will be better and your life will not change in the slightest.

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Hello is the international publication of Hola! Magazine, the biggest Spanish publisher of bs, of course she had some time there. This is the main source of the Onievas, no matter the country or the language, it's so ridiculous that Iñigo's mess is always published by Hola! Mexico. And believe me, no one in Mexico or America knows them. They may be Spanish socialités, but only in their country. // Now I understand why last year there were 3 articles about the mother of cb saying "the mother-in-law of tamara falco".

Exactly. They have the company in their back pockets to make sure someone is writing about them. 🙄🙄

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Do you guys still think they are fake in it for the PR?

Our honest opinion is it is still the same. Everything is strictly for her benefit. It’s all to drive people to her page and to get her more followers. They play private without being private. The baiting to get people riled up, and the fact that if you look down our page someone sent us links to articles where she did the EXACT same thing with her ex and people she was rumored with.

So in short since we don’t care what the haters think cause we are outta here. Yes we think this is all bullshit lol.