why we still here?

I feel old now

[citrixesoda]

I love her sososo much

[s0rdide-sentimental]

[eerizon]

DO YOU STAND WITH MOBIUS?

I do. I made my choice.

[yesornopolls]

Do repetitive or *subjectively excessive* character deaths in a fictional story exhaust you?

Do repetitive or *subjectively excessive* character deaths in a fictional story exhaust you?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJan 25, 2025

[paininmyassachusetts]

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

[paininmyassachusetts]

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Stabbings: $45

Gunshots: $100

Poisonings: $200

Thanks you guys please share if you can!  ❤️❤️❤️

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

Commissions I will NOT take:

👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)

👎 Bystanders

👎 Other Hitmen

If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨

[jelloapocalypse]

hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??

PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!

[jelloapocalypse]

repeat after me:

MURDER 👏 THEFT 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 WORSE 👏 CRIME 👏 THAN 👏 REGULAR  👏 MURDER  👏

[uncklerman]

Credits to the murderer

[vashito]

“Why are your prices so high???? I could kill him myself for free! whatever, ur not even that good at murder anyway”

[alertmode]

Emergency Murder Slots available!

First Person - $450, additional bodies add $375 each

(Basically a steal still my normal rate is $650. Cmon guys it’s $200 off!)

Serious inquiries only. EXPOSURE IS NOT A CURRENCY!

[klubbhead]

Guys please support all these hardworking Individuals!

Good hitmen are hard to find so it’s up to us to raise awareness!!!!

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

Omg I love this guy’s work! He’s new and not so well known in the hitman community, but he’s so amazing and is appreciate it if you guys have him some love ❤️❤️

[thatquietkid108]

Support your local assassins

[sandmandaddy69]

[sahonithereadwolf]

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

[marlynnofmany]

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

[egberts]

[catatonic-chaos-climax]

Watching ancient danish movies and found this gem

[goosedrop]

Leafpool

[catsuggest]

wouldst im like the taste of butter ?

[catsuggest]

yes im wouldste

thank

[luncheon-aspic]

So-called "free thinkers" when butter on finger:

[greater-than-the-sword]

the smell of wood smoke does have certain emotional benefits

[duplexide]

[dectech]

???

[stewball]

[thesnailphilosopher]

happy anniversary to the great molasses flood

[stonergirlswag]

[lambpaca]

Did u fucking see that

[neztune]

Okay stupid doodle is complete since I could only think of Hiccstrid with this trend

[koboldpost-generator]

happy appreciate a dragon day everyboldy

[whimsigothwitch-deactivated2026]

Window appreciation post

[beemovieerotica]

native english speakers, which arbitrary non-english language group do you listen to music from most often

spanish / portuguese / italian

chinese / korean / japanese

hindi / urdu / tamil / telugu

arabic / hebrew / amharic

german / dutch / afrikaans

swahili / yoruba / igbo

russian / polish / ukrainian / czech

persian / kurdish

french / creole / catalan

other not listed [tags]

I don't listen to foreign music / I hate music / my head lacks hair

non-native speaker curiosity button

Voting ended onSep 30, 2024

[beemovieerotica]

incredible music recs in the notes and I want to share this one because I ran out of poll options to include north/south american indigenous music:

please add your faves!!

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

since everyone liked decora pinkie so much, you can have mallgoth pinkie. as a treat