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@thatquietkid108
make your title 'lurker' and your icon a fucking cheese i don't care. just look like a real person thanks 👍
Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.
"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."
It fucking better.
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I remember when I was younger, anytime I watched a movie where the characters have to kill a scary monster/alien, I always thought the act of killing it was intended to be part of the horror. Like there’s this amazing creature that we’ve never seen before, and maybe under different circumstances we could’ve coexisted with it, but it’s trying to attack you and you have to defend yourself, but by destroying it you also destroy the ability to ever understand it and that’s sad and is supposed to make you feel conflicted.
It was not until well into my adulthood that I realized most people do not have complicated feelings about movies where people have to kill a scary alien monster, nor is that necessarily meant to be part of the narrative (unless it very obviously is). They just want the scary thing to die because it’s scary. I don’t have a real conclusion to this I just started thinking about it for some reason.
1. This reply is two words and they managed to misspell both of then
2. Yeah. Duh.
1. This reply is
two words and they managed to
misspell both of then
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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It's almost 5 am. I am still on the couch.
A German regional court has ruled that Google is directly liable for the content of its AI search overviews. According to the court, previou
IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E
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we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious
i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny
&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend
good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter
to answer all your burning questions:
1. yes, i saved him in my phone as Eric Vehicularmanslaughter when we initially exchanged info
2. yes, i'm aware it's only manslaughter if i died. i'm a ghost, bitch. boo!
3. yes, i have hEDS
4. yes, that shit still hurts like a motherfucker
5. no, i don't remember what joke i made
6. eric was very sweet and appropriately concerned after hitting me with his car
7. he hit my body, not my car
8. i turned him down because he was very young, like young enough that i'm not entirely convinced he's old enough to buy alcohol
9. if you are one of the people in the notes saying you too would have gone for it and you're old enough to both buy alcohol and rent a car in the u.s., feel free to shoot your shot. especially if you're inexplicably wealthy and like showering ghosts with loosey goosey joints in expensive gifts
10. i understand and respect that this is a ready-made fic prompt. go forth and make your blorbos kiss. tag me if it's sambucky. i want to read that shit
me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt, using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way
Google says it’s no different than checking IDs at the airport.
This is just another form of censorship, control of what we can/can't see and engage with, and another means of getting our private information.
Alternative forks of AOSP (Android Open-Source Project) which are not maintained by Google and will not be affected by this:
LineageOS (I use this one)
Graphene OS
Functionally they are virtually identical to stock Android. Android began as an open-source project, and these versions are built off of that.
Fuck Google.
for those like me who cannot install alternative android forks on their phone because the phone in question is thoroughly unrootable, I would recommend downloading anyapk on your phone while you still can. In their own words:
anyapk is a lightweight Android application installer that bypasses Google's developer verification requirements by using local ADB (Android Debug Bridge) connections. Smoothly install any APK file on your device without restrictions, gatekeepers, or corporate approval.
If you're reading this after Google's lockdown date and are unable to install anyapk the regular way, there is a method outlined on the github linked above which tells you how to install anyapk on your phone by plugging it into a computer with ADB installed on it. Once you have anyapk on your phone, you will not have to do that ever again (unless you delete anyapk off your phone)
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a tweet by @/Pirat_Nation:
From September 2026, all apps, including those outside the Play Store, must come from verified developers.
No more anonymous sideloads. No quick comebacks for malware gangs.
First: Brazil, Indonesia, Singapore, Thailand.
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[Description for the second image: a post from jrepin that reads:
"Sideloading" is the rentseeker word for "being able to run software of your choosing on a computing device you purchased". There is no reasonable case for an operating system developer having a say over what programs you run on your hardware.
--Eugen Rochko of Mastodon https://mastodon.social/@Gargron/115093185284473606]
The original pride flag and the sewing machine it was sewn on
going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
Blue Lois
can i help you
Red Marge
jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
World Heritage Post
i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me
Rare Achievement Unlocked:
After The Clouds Clear
Sorry, I don't give out medals, this is the best I can do.
i am utterly baffled by the image and short essay hidden in the background of this
What the fuck???
Delivering for the wolf woman
illustrated a piece of a dream i head tonight about turning into a werewolf, from the perspective of a guy who brought me food
he probably saw me run on all fours through the streets a night after
he probably saw
me run on all fours through the
streets a night after
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.