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In my DareDevil era Just a bunch of random stuff and lack of social skills. Curries in denial. she/her. Usually reposting Hazbin,Mandalorian/star wars, monster fucker, HASO, Spider-man and art related content. 18+ (minors approach at your own risk, I know you won't listen anyway, just a heads up tho)

[saphushia]

make your title 'lurker' and your icon a fucking cheese i don't care. just look like a real person thanks 👍

[youthincare]

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

[aetherograph]

And! We need cashiers. And convenience stores. And I think it's kind of broken that society says people who want to do stuff like that have "low" ambition (not you OP, I get you're using it illustratively because that's what society labels said jobs) and don't deserve to live at the same standard as people with "high" ambitions.

If we need someone to do a job, that job is a role in the community and deserves not just a salary but cultural respect for the role.

"high" ambition jobs are all jobs that involve domineering and controlling others. "low" ambition jobs are all jobs that involve service to others. Have you noticed? Because I have noticed.

But serving others is actually more needed than controlling them.

[the-haiku-bot]

But serving others

is actually more needed

than controlling them.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[houndmother]

in the early 21st-century, the “small business” was a sort of small temple run by a local warlord. Patrons could purchase small trinkets and be granted absolution for the sins of their empire. This was called “ethical consumption.”

[melonyswife]

computer open.

computer shpw me fortnite milfs.

[campyvillain]

hi I’m the computer. You’re not getting that.

[frootrollup1-deactivated2022080]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[strange-aeons]

Pêches

[the-punforgiven]

I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

[the-punforgiven]

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

[the-punforgiven]

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

[the-punforgiven]

Also there is no way ravens wouldn't figure out spells, tbh

They're smart fuckin birds, I believe in them

Either through observing or just figuring shit out ravens could 100% learn how to cast spells I'm sure of it

[the-punforgiven]

Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it

[rathayibacter]

group of wizards who ask this in-universe, and after extensive study learn to their surprise that animals are casting spells all the time, just that their magic is so fundamental as to be unrecognizable to humans. turns out the only reason acorns grow on trees is because squirrels keep wishing for them.

[thatquietkid108]

When a species becomes extinct humans have to figure out what kind of magic they were doing to keep the ecosystem from becoming out of balance

[wizardavid]

Honestly, I want a story set in a world where every living thing can do magic. I want a story arc where an underlying plot device is driven by the equivalent of the the Oregon mycelium network.

I want pet owners counterspelling their dogs to keep their plates on the table. I want cheetahs running 150mph and to catch gazelle before it takes flight. I want sloths doing nothing different, but making everything in their vicinity move noticeably slower. I want bacteria that can teleport into your colon. I want flowers that smell different based YOUR sexual preferences. I want finches mimicking rocket propulsion. I want every creature to have a little reservoir of universe bending energy to pull from at will.

I want a story that doesn't make excuses for why everyone can't have magic, but uses magic to highlight the interplay of wills that exists within the real world. I want a main character who is special, not because they have magic, or have the best magic, but, because they use it better than any other organism alive!

[thatquietkid108]

I can't stop thinking about how Matt is a feet guy. I don't mean it in a shameful way it just took me by surprise but after thinking about it it makes complete sense with all his enhanced senses.

Recently I went on a cat subReddit and there was a post and a photo of a cat face first in someone's shoes with the title "Why is my gf's cat obsessed with my shoes" with the caption "She full on puts her head inside and sleeps in them. She does this regardless of what shoes I wear. She isn't even my cat lmao" and most of the comments were along the lines of "because she loves you" or that she has accepted you.

So ye as out of my depth as that is I find it wholesome in a way if Matt is like this.

[marbelo-and-mapel]

“Buh-but there were no signs” there were plenty on tumblr.com

[binotsoshybutreadytocry]

@silly-signs

[silly-signs]

Need more?

[thatquietkid108]

Recently I managed to fix my sleeping and get around 7-8h a night. I've always had sleeping problems and because of that I never realised how shitty it is to get less than 8h of sleep. Now if I don't get that my skin feels like it's buzzing with electricity,my eyes are dry, I have a headache and feel stressed

I don't know how I managed to survive school feeling like that.

[sproingusblogging]

I can even be a png cutout

[i-give-animals-cigarettes]

you can even smoke cigarette

[kosmogrl]

[chaoticneutralwife]

the next day after exerting myself too much because i felt good for once

[shoezuki]

obsessed with the canadian ghoulmaxxing acecel

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[staryiu]

uncertain abt where i will be sleeping tonight. ive tucked a smallish dog into my bed. i guess i will curl up in the corner..as an action of love

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[feefal]

I started posting my art on TikTok and I keep getting clocked as a Tumblr millennial😭 what is happening

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[were--ralph]

CAST NOW

[theheartmold]

trying to figure out dinner with my father is impossible

[the-haiku-bot]

trying to figure

out dinner with my father

is impossible

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.