this man is so lucky heās digital Iād get on his nerves every day for the hell of it š

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this man is so lucky heās digital Iād get on his nerves every day for the hell of it š
say hello to my collection of bugs
And a baby turtle plush for u :)
wdym after step 3 proposal we DONT take naps on the poppy field every anniversary yes we do
(this the og vision for this btw)
+ the ORCA logo for the people in the back šš«¶ i see you, and i got you
One way to seal the deal
Cove "Heart Eyes" Holden <3
um... just a normal drawing of cove in a suit
Working 9 to 5? More like I'm moving to Sunset Bird, bye š
āIām Sylus, the android from CyberLife.ā
@asirensrage
You stare at the android for a long moment before giving in and turning it on. It beeps quietly, a soft whirl that signals it's loading as you silently wonder if you should send it back. It was a gift, sure, but you still don't know from. There wasn't a return address and your friends have yet to respond.
The transition from sleeping to suddenly being on is seamless. He shifts, adjusting his stance to relax into something that almost looks real as he blinks. His eyes find yours.
"Good evening. I am Sylus, the android from CyberLife."
"Nice to meet you," you say softly, eyes widening in surprise at the tone of his voice. You knew they've been improving the technology but you didn't expect him to sound...real.
"You are designated as my owner and--"
"Don't call me that. Just...use my name and I'll use yours." You give him your name.
"But the contract has been signed by your acceptance. That makes me yours."
"No," you shake your head. "I'm not...if you're going to stay here, we have to be equals."
He blinks before his lips curl up into a smirk. He leans forward slightly and your breath hitches at how real he seems. You could almost forget he's a robot. "Equals? Then that means you're mine."
heās so fucking funny I canāt
sir this is an arcade
"Feels like we have matching wounds, but mine's still black and bruised, and yours is perfectly fine now..."
Rafayel: I need a new tub, the current one is not big enough for me and my cutie.
Rafayel: *goes online and sees a giant tub* Oh this would be perfect!
Xavier: *looks over Rafayel's shoulder* Is that a fish tank?
Rafayel: What the fuck? No! It's a glass tub!
Xavier: That's a fish tank...
Rafayel: No! See the name is 'Extra Giant Ta-... Tank for... sharks'...Omg... I almost put myself into a tank... š±š±
Sylus: Who knew you wanted to be a display peice so badly? Haven't you killed humans for that very thing?
Rafayel: Fight me.
Sylus: No, I wouldn't want to hurt your pretty skin it'll ruin the effect.
Rafayel: š¹š¤¬šŖ
MC: I mean... the current tub is nice and big enough š...
*chaos erupts behind MC*
Hi!! can i request the Lads men reaction to mc asking for reparations for the start of bhm?? Since itās a running joke in the community iād love to see howād it play out with them šš
Happy Black History Month! š¤
Texting the LADS men asking for reparations. This one is specifically for the black community. I love all of my followers, lurkers and readers, but don't forget I'm black before anything else. ā¼ļøTHIS IS A JOKEā¼ļø Do not get in my inbox or my messages w/ racist comments, rude comments or death threats.
LADS react to you saying you want to quit your job (prank)!
Jobs can be so annoying sometimes and you fantasize on quitting, but you won't actually quit because apparently you need to worry about financial responsibility and all that! But in this universe, you love your job and you just want to prank them!
Sylus, Xavier, Rafayel, Zayne, Caleb
Sylus
Gets so happy. What? You're quitting? That means you can spend more time with him, given his super flexible working hours!
Oh no.. now you're gonna steal the twins away from him even more than you usually do, huh... but he digress.
Quirks an eyebrow when you tell him it's a prank, he'd be lying if he hasn't fantasized about it.
Xavier
"But.. we won't be partners anymore.." "I mean, we'll still be partners but not partners, you know?!"
If you're quitting, then he's quitting too! He joins the Hunters Association only because he gets to work with you anyway! Even though he loves the job too but he can still do it without being tied to HA.
Relieved when you say it's a prank, since he knows how much you actually love your job no matter how tiring it is. Plus, you have him as your partner! He'll fill both your quotas!
Rafayel
GETS SUPPER GIDDY.
Really!? You're quitting your job? Then he's hiring you as his full time bodyguard and you can stay with him 24/7!!! Frowns when you say "No, I'm quitting my job AS your bodyguard!" "What do you mean by that!? Quitting as my bodyguard is not in your contract. š¤"
Feels happy and yet tricked when you say it's a prank... happy because you're staying with him tricked because what do you mean you can't be his 24/7 bodyguard and stay with him all the time!?
Zayne
Took it seriously.
"If that's what you want, then I support you. But can I ask why? Was the workload too much? I did tell you to quit many times because of your health but I always thought you loved it so much so I never really pushed-"
"Zayne, I'm just kidding." "Oh. Now that's the selfish brat I know." "HEY?" Somehow you become the subject of this prank...
Caleb
REALLY? REALLY? YOU CAN STAY IN SKYHAVEN FULL TIME NOW THEN!!!
"I make enough for the both of us so this is amazing! We can spend so much time together and you can finally move in with me! I can cook you breakfast and I can come home for lunch to see you!?"
You did not have the heart to tell him it was a prank.. but you had to.. but you suddenly can't remember why moving to Skyhaven and moving in with him are not the better choice...
Something something about Caleb and underwear