Bad Hockey Imagines

Purposefully shitty hockey imagines

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Any hockey. 

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imagine Sidney Crosby eating 37 olives straight out of jar while standing in front of refrigerator at 1:34am, then 2:12am… going back for more olive

I have no edits to make to this one 

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Imagine that the St. Louis Blues actually use songs from "Meet Me in St. Louis" for their in-arena hype videos. But, it's the entire team singing and dancing to "The Trolley Song" at intermission

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Imagine: Elias Pettersson MIGHT boycott Bath and Body Works because they didn't have the Peach Bellini and Winter Candy Apple candles in stock (RANT)

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whoever just sent me three anonymous messages in a row can take over this account because they’re funnier than i’ll ever be 

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imagine you’re not feeling well and you tell travis konecny and in response he kicks you in the ribs so hard you die

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Imagine: "Mean Girls" but it's Sidney Crosby, Patrice Bergeron, Eric Staal, Jonathan Toews, Corey Perry, and Jay Bouwmeester excluding people from the Triple Gold Club

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imagine inviting kasperi kapanen to your cookout and he eats all the meat you were gonna use for the burgers

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Imagine: Danton Heinen needs some offseason help. In order for him to have a successful season, he would like the first few digits of your credit card number.

This isn’t an imagine it’s a PSA

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why do you all want to be stabbed so bad 

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