g'day mate

[very-real-australia]

g’day mayte it’s meh a’straya

for legal reasons this blog is a parody

read all these posts in the stereotypical australian accent lol

here wait let me get the guys to introduce them

yo ned! yo, aiden!

can y'all introduce yourselves

sure

I WILL COMPLY WITH THAT REQUEST.

here we go

so uh, hi, im ned, yes, ned kelly. who knew possessing a tumblr user makes someone a lot less serious. im still serious if the situation calls for it, so uh, yea, im gonna let aiden speak now, so, cya lads

GREETINGS. I AM AIDEN. YOU MAY KNOW ME AS 'THE SCIENTIST' OR 'BLACKWOOD.' IT SEEMS THAT MY ACQUAINTANCES OF NED AND- WAIT. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

call me strays

short for australia

WELL THEN. AS I WAS SAYING, NED AND STRAYS ARE MUCH LESS SERIOUS AND OPTIMISTIC THAN MYSELF. THE CAUSE IS MOST LIKELY FROM MY PAST WORK. WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT TROUBLEMAKER. I AM SORRY SARAH.

sarah? who's sarah?

SOMEONE FROM MY PAST, MY MISTAKE FROM THEN HAS BROUGHT ME ETERNAL SUFFERING.

okay let's not poke into that yet.

anyways i think that's good.

if y'all want to ask questions to us, go ahead.

also, main blog is @brodiedoesthings

[emme-likes-words]

Hey girl. Favorite word, question?

To me, words are like colors, in the sense that they can all be beautiful, in the right context. So, with any written work I read or make, my favorite word will change until I'm done. Still, there are particular words that call to me more often than others. Here's a few:

"Hero," especially when you properly dissect it. The concept alone of "heroism" brings forth so many questions about morality and personhood and legacy and so many other of my favorite themes! Though, this probably isn't news to anyone. My primary project is titled "No City for Heroes," after all.

"Run." This one's so versatile! Six hundred and forty-five definitions make for a very fun word. Plus, escapism, survival and exertion are also themes I do quite enjoy.

There's some more that I won't fully go into right now, like the "Ever" and "Worth" families, but, like I said, every word can be beautiful, intricate, and worthy of analysis, given the proper context.

[black-sasuke]

Protect black women. Fuck the state of Georgia.

[gerbildine]

Same Georgia that, last year, kept Adriana Smith’s brain dead body corpse alive because she was 9 weeks pregnant, against her families pleas by the way. They even forced the babies birth date earlier because she was decomposing! As of 2 weeks ago he was finally taken out of NICU but is still to this day, entirely reliant on oxygen, because he can’t breath on his own. And who pays for this? The government and hospital used a dead black womans body for an experiment after all, so of course they’d at LEAST foot the bill right? Just kidding it’s the family that wanted to put their daughter and grandson to rest of course! It’s only $600,000+ USD!

​

​And to those of you who think you’re safe because you’re ready and wanting to start a family so obviously youre not getting an abortion anyway! So what?? Think again!! Because you can now be charged as a “would be killer” for using pain killers during pregnancy because the same ingredient just HAPPENS to also be found in abortion pills!

They literally used these women as experimental test runs for what they can get away with and they’re getting away with it!!

Justice For Alexia Moore and Adriana Smith

[the-beard-of-edward-teach]

Hawaiʻi is currently in the midst of a natural disaster if you didnt know

Apparently there isn’t much news coverage of this outside of the islands

Towns are flooded, homes destroyed and collapsed, roads collapsed, lives at risk, gas leaks from the flood damage

Haleiwa and Waialua are currently evacuated because the 120 year old dam is at risk of bursting

Mind you that damn is owned by Dole. Theyve known about it needing to be fixed for years and years and years. Despite having more than enough money they refuse

The state has been trying to buy it out from them for years so they can fix it, but the sale hasn’t gone through

Keep in mind that the Dole family were the ones who illegally imprisoned Queen Liliuʻokalani and illegally overthrew the monarchy.

If I see another goddamn person say how sad this is for the tourists whose “trips were ruined” and compare a messed up vacation to people losing their homes, belongings, and livelihoods, I’m going to lose my mind

I am so lucky that my family or friend’s are safe and the few whose houses flooded didnt have it too bad, but so so so many were not as fortunate

If you haven’t heard anything about this until now, I suggest looking into it

The sirens didn’t go off until the flood had been going on for hours. Our state government is spending so much money on a fucking monorail we don’t need rather than fixing the infrastructure.

It’s been the locals and Kanaka doing the most to help get people to safety from the start

I don’t really know how to end this

I just need to know people are aware

I need to know people are seeing whats happening

[hellbabyfromhell]

tesla is not really a car or spaceship company. thats all smoke and mirrors. elon musk is actually 1 inch tall and is being projected to look larger. teslas real invention is the technology that makes him appear to be the size of a fully grown man when hes just an inch tall.

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

if we get enough people to say this he WILL try to disprove it instead of just ignoring it and i think that would destroy the last of his credibility. anyone still holding out on twitter please spread this theory

[very-real-australia]

i cant put a secret on that deactivated ops blog so instead it's going here

my secret is that one time when i was little i stole a saltwater taffy from the store and justified this to myself as "they dont need all that taffy theyre already rich enough to run a store. i dont like rich people"

i was like 7 and already on that eat the rich grind

fuck yeah

eat the rich, 7 year old anon

eat the rich :3

[puredrip-deactivated20220320]

Put a secret in my ask box.

[boonanasplits]

daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

[aelx]

if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.

[poeticpines]

AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL

[risen-icarus]

You can also click the other links at the top of that page to click more buttons and give more stuff

[hypotenussy]

that being said please don’t donate to the “autism therapies” one!!! they give to autism speaks :o(

[chaotic-archaeologist]

A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:

I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Love that some of you are reblogging this. You looked at a picture of a guy with his head in a mailbox and went "yeah"

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Can't wait to see if everyone did something like this or if they had a normal reaction. I will keep you posted.

[arospacecase-moved]

[ID: a photo of a pale person wearing a black t-shirt and jeans with his head in a mailbox /END ID]

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Hello to everyone asking for an update!

The professor has said that he will put all submitted pictures into a powerpoint to be shown in class tomorrow (Tuesday, March 9th). I am very much looking forward to seeing the reaction from him and from the rest of the class. I promise to keep you informed.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Update: the professor saved my picture for last. I was told that I had "truly embodied the spirit of the assignment" and that I had gone "above and beyond."

Also, to everyone who is worrying about whether or not I got my head out, I was gifted with a very small head, and while I got out just fine I would NOT recommend this if you have a large head or even a normal sized head.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Hey you guys should make this into a meme.

[thesadboisguidetolife]

Hows this?

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Perfect

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2017-2018 Subaru Forester

[camaraderierhinoceros]

I love it here.

[catamaris]

ameri

[robertreich]

Trump's approval ratings are tanking. He's flailing on the economy. He hasn't done squat to help working people. The Epstein scandal haunts him. Remember that every authoritarian action Trump is taking must be understood against the backdrop of his declining popularity. [Cartoon by Nick Anderson]

[everythingstarstuff]

[lost-carcosa]

Oh look, it’s campus-police officer Lt. John Pike who pepper-sprayed peaceful protesters at University of California Davis.

And UCD reportedly payed $175,000 for this image to not appear when you search it on google:

[ladychurch-deactivated20200811]

Darn shame if this circulated…

[deedesria543]

So you mean to tell me that just by reblogging this I’m ruining an organizations plan, wasting them money, and uncovering some shitbag humans awful behaviour?

T R I P L E K I L L

[quasi-normalcy]

DEFINITELY don’t Lt. John Pike by the nickname “Sargeant Pepper”; I know he HATES that.

[viscerawizard]

Well, well, well. You know what you have to do, right? @agentldiddy

[agentleem]

Oh shit, I dropped my x-mutuals on this post about Sergeant Pepper. Oops :)

@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @pageofrage612 @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @mayhem-moth @theflowerchild1 @terrencetheshark14 @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @phlo0p @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @ashen-the-tiefling @lixorloveslicorice @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @slymewitch @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @mayhem-moth-2 @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @earthquakening @durgalmaple @bobbyzombiegg @demigirlboss2girlrotboogaloo @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @insertblogaesthetichere @username-not-registered @redpandalily @cow-stealin-gal @kaithe-enby404 @combustion-witch @felixisfruity @funny-short-man @welcome-to-the-fairground

[insertblogaesthetichere]

Wouldn’t it be a shame if… my finger slipped on the reblog button

[hecateisalesbian]

damn better not….tag some famous people

@felixcloud6288 @teaboot

[a-royal-sage]

Sure would be a shame for…Sergeant pepper to get a lot of coverage

@amongussexgif (/nf)

[oldsgie-deactivated20260302]

oh noooooo… how could this have happened…

[aroace-ominous-threats]

Oopsie

[fuck-you-ominous-threats]

Oh no my finger hit reblog what a shame however will we deal with this

[this-threat-is-ominous]

I didn’t mean to reblog this /sarcasm

Also @list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats threatsverse assemble

[list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats]

@the-real-list-of-ominous-threats @the-list-of-real-ominous-threats @the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats @fuck-you-ominous-threats @love-you-ominous-threats @another-list-of-ominous-threats @backup-ominous-threats @priest-of-ominous-threats @theoriginallistofominousthreats @twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats @very-not-ominous-threats @aroace-ominous-threats @atheist-of-ominous-threats @puddles-of-ominous-threats @justsomeominousthreats @nominous-threats @this-threat-is-ominous @notomimousthreats @a-weal-wist-of-ominous-thweats @the-scp-list-of-ominous-threats @completely-unreadable-threats @the-worst-list-of-threats @the-porn-ominous-threat @not-sure-if-im-an-ominous-threat @taerht-suonimo @clickbaitominousthreats @ominous-signs @the-last-ominous-threat

refer to threatsverse discord #polls to be removed from this list

[justsomeominousthreats]

boooooooooooo we hate bad politieserie

[the-dunkin-of-dunkins]

Damn. My finger slipped. It would be ashamed if some of my fellow places/websites/whatever else had a taste for anarchy

[offcial-hoyoverse]

Oopsies my finger slipped it would be really bad if my friends had seen this shit. @atlasprefects

@firefox-official @firehouse-subs-fr @void-blank-space @fr-winn-dixie @kateloves-stuff

@bingle-official @buildabearfr @big-mayo-official

[roughdraftchild-deactivated2024]

shit, my finger slipped!

Well, it would be a shame for my beloved friends to come see this….

@yes-im-youtube-kids @thesilliestbeanburger @colesstar @chaosfantasmic @ghostly-one

and some famous ppl to!

@the-real-google @microsoft @microsoftedge-official

[thesilliestbeanburger]

Would be just awful if my friends @lunararoace and @inoregano saw this.

Goodness me, imagine if @duothelingo or @amtrak_official @firefox_official were to see this!

[lunararoace]

oh, who would ever consider tagging @whalesharkcat @wghat-gayming @erinsintra @empress-of-dark2005 @transasfuck30 @traaansfem @uwathebestgirl @our-aroace-experience @onemanburritoapocalypse @aroacearchangel @afemwolfboy @astrothenonbinary @azulcrescent @skye-does-stuff @solararoace @shawsong @gottalottarocks @girltwinkskye @hornetposting @hatesuneenjoyer @lillucyondabeat @celesse @carawith17as @colth0und @clarablightt @cqrlo @bootleg-nessie @nyala82nya-girl or even reblogging?

[grayvere]

@bingle-official @microsoft @google-news-official @googleplayofficialtotally @totally-femboi-yahoo @totally-italy oh no… I accidentally tagged all the blogs who seem familiar that I can remember.

[totally-italy]

@non-tyrannical-usa, I think your list might be required once again!

[non-tyrannical-usa]

screaming my lungs out (list abuse)

@official-the-united-states @official-denmark @denmark-forreal @denmark-official @denmarklandia-official

@actually-danish-denmark @official-hongkong @official-ireland @definitelytherepublicofireland @actually-literally-ireland

@officialtheunitedkingdom @forever-scotland @totally-france @france-unofficial @russia-totallyofficial

@germany-official @totally-germany @genuinely-germany @definitely-britain @definitely-canada

@official-new-zealand @nihonkokuu @india-official @yugoslavia-official @wales-official

@the-offical-roman-empire @the-official-italy @guatemala-official @the-principality-of-sealand

@medici-official @definitely-brasil @holy-roman-empire-revived @spain-unofficial @very-real-australia

@antiquitian-empire @literally-luxembourg @100-percent-real-official-malta @aerican-empire-real-nation

@totally-japan @therealrepublicofkorea @pakistan-official @i-am-poland @kingdom-of-asgardia-real

@very-much-mexico @republic-of-molossia @the-kingdom-of-norway @sweden-official

@the-entire-country-of-sweden @greenland-offical @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @the-state-of-michigan

@state-of-0hio-official @cape-breton-island-itself @state-of-florida-official @state-of-connecticut-official @the-us-navy-offical

@the-us-navy @the-real-illinois @the-state-of-georgia-official

@mhm-wisconsin @rejasthanofficial @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial @royal-canadian-air-force @the-only-ontario

@actually-alberta @newjersey-official @new-york-for-real @definitely-indiana @the-province-of-nova-scotia-real

@femboy-state-of-florida-official @the-republic-of-texas @new-hampshire-real @the-official-state-of-utah @unofficial-illinois

@newhampshireofficial @saskatchewan-real @quebec-official @texas-real @rhode-island-real

@we-are-not-the-feds @totally-texas @telangana-official @sovereign-state-of-alaska @tamil-nadu-official

@west-bengal-official @this-is-goa @totally-oregon @buffalony-official @maharashtra-official

@kolkatabbg @punjab-official @gujarat-official @axom-miss @karnatakaofficial

@tamilnadu-official @bihar-official @mumbai-official @communist-usa-real @officially-gay-va

@definitely-north-america @antarcitica-official @official-the-pacific-ocean @the-real-atlantic-ocean

@bangladesh-official @hyderabad-unofficial @delhi-the-capital @thestateoflouisiana

[very-real-australia]

bugs

[tangerine-offical]

im new to the officalverse! hi!!

im a tangerine

i go by he/they prns

i am very citric

[chewing-on-lead]

[timelinesjwriter]

reblog this poll

Answer 1

Answer 2

Answer 3

Answer 4

Voting ended onFeb 18

[kat4884]

those homoerotic chinese-soviet propaganda posters make me feel touched in a bad way

[kat4884]

YOU CANNOT TELL ME THIS IS COMPLETELY STRAIGHT

[kat4884]

there were also lesbians btw