Bad Hues

I write funny things about ridiculous color names.Sometimes I draw pictures too. I mostly post Makeup and Paint color names but I also write about scented products, plants, stage lighting or anything else with a hilarious, confusing or desperate sounding name. Thank you brave color namers for the entertainment you unknowingly create. Please don't hesitate to comment or ask me anything! I promise I won't bite! Also Danicamaypriest is my personal tumblr which is who is following you:) Woah! There's social media buttons below!! How crazy is that??

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Suburban Warrior-

by Smith and Cult

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Inventive Orange

-By Sherwin Williams

Another in this series of highly competent oranges from Sherwin Williams.

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Determined Orange-

-by Sherwin Williams

Don’t get in the way of this determined orange!

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Pillow Pie-

by Smith and Cult

Mmm tasty bedding

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When I was little I wanted to be someone who thinks of names for nail polish colors

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Granny Panties-

These will go great with your Tightie Whities

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Ghost Lovers-

How would ghost lovers have sex? That must be really frustrating.

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Sexagon- by China Glaze

That’s six sides of lovin’ for you

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Daddy’s Credit Card- by Spoiled

Umm why can’t it be Mommy’s credit card??

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Frilly Knickers- by Butter

Now your nails can match your butt!!

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No Place Like Chrome- by Essie

Did google commission this?

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Liquid Daylight-

I prefer my daylight in gas form

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Sunday Brunch-

Who doesn’t want to look like breakfast food?

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Tulip Time-

I think you know what time it is

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Turquoise Tease-

Tease? Whatever! This turquoise doesn’t owe you anything Mr!

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Musical Mist- br Behr

This would be an excellent way to describe a fart.

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Mind Your Mittens-

by Essie.

Mittens do all sorts of crazy shit if you’re not careful