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all i can say is thank god quizilla isn’t around anymore because i wrote a few fics in my time that were just

wow

my shame is just gone and i am glad

why i dont read fanfiction anymore:::

I once read a destiel au fic where dean was a sailor and cas was a legit giant octopus and you can imagine the rest and how much worse it got from there

puppiestotherescue

#ohhh nooooo

a guy sent me a snapchat chat saying “new shoes look good but not good for your personality” and i blocked him because go fuck yourself hunter

queefybuttcheeks

im petty in the most discreet ways u may talk slick to me but if ya spoons go missing n u only got 1 left or ya toilet roll on the other side of the roll or ya microwave on its lowest setting jus kno it was me u bitch

fuckyeahsexanddrugs

they need more thigh high socks for thick thighs

colacommacoda-deactivated202204

i 100% support this notion. the bill passes.

outofcontextachewood

follow me on twitter!!

legalmexican

hugging me from behind and kissing my neck at the same time is a good way to melt my heart

earthdad

I’m dating a supervillian

queeraang

the funniest thing to me about the whole “no one talks to each other because of smartphones/technology/etc” argument is that ppl totally still talk to each other?

i can hang out with friends for hours without checking my phone, or i’m using my phone to show the homies pictures and videos and articles that i think they’d like.

like hate to break it to you, but if someone’s on their phone instead of talking to you it’s cause they don’t wanna talk to you. probably cause you’re fucking terrible & likely use the word “millennialls” derisively and there’s someone 2 timezones away they’d rather chat with

tqweef-deactivated20160720

i literally want every male ( whether they identify as male or not ) to drop dead. ya’ll are ruining my beautiful planet and defiled the bodies of almost every girl i know. ya’ll are savages and i hate all of you unapologetically.